01-28-2008, 02:43 PM | #41 (permalink) |
Gastrolithuanian
Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
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I am fighting this war for all of us.
Your women, they are in danger. The prophecy spoke of a giant hamburger that would come down from the sky and end this conflict to restore order to the galaxy. This rodent breast fondling must stop! |
01-29-2008, 02:33 PM | #45 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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I don't know, ring. The rat tail as a fashion statement is very 1986 trailer.
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01-30-2008, 07:55 AM | #46 (permalink) |
Riding the Ocean Spray
Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa
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Giant Hamburger's efforts seem "timely" ...maybe the rats are preparing for a party?
(year begins on 2/07/2008) Chinese New Year By the Chinese Calendar 2008 is the Year of the Rat, which is also known by its former name of Wu Zhi ....makes me woozie just thinking about these critters ...our wimin! Last edited by BadNick; 01-30-2008 at 07:58 AM.. |
01-30-2008, 04:00 PM | #47 (permalink) |
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as in 'trash' trailer,Tophat?...hmmm...you are on my list now...
unless I have brain farted your meaning...which I do all too frequently I'm afeered. Chinese new year always falls close to my birthday...hint hint.. Maybe Giant Hamburger can let us know what form of gatekeeper awaits the departed souls of the vanquished vermin? |
01-30-2008, 06:28 PM | #48 (permalink) | |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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A pair of rat tails, suitably lacquered would make a stylish Fu-Manchu style false moustache, though, which is an accessory often overlooked by the modern woman.
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01-30-2008, 08:53 PM | #49 (permalink) | |
Riding the Ocean Spray
Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa
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01-31-2008, 09:18 AM | #50 (permalink) |
Gastrolithuanian
Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
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Hail Allies!
My harvest of death has so far yielded 14 succulent rats. Their nocturnal movements, now more covert, may enable them to cheat death for a moment but it is only a matter of time before the bait becomes too delicious. I will eventually smash all of their spines. My war has many fronts including propaganda I will crush the rodent spirit. They are buried in plastic grocery bags which delays their inexorable ascent to rat heaven for hundreds of years as the bag slowly photodegrades. I make sure they know this. |
01-31-2008, 01:03 PM | #51 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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"here, ben...here, ben..."
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01-31-2008, 01:50 PM | #53 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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ring, you are one sick puppy...almost as sick as me...
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01-31-2008, 05:20 PM | #55 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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GH always orders from the braille menu and makes subtle alterations with a toothpick.
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02-01-2008, 07:17 AM | #57 (permalink) | |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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02-19-2008, 03:17 AM | #58 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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I am afraid that GH's days are numbered. The rats are upgrading.
Resistance is futile.
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02-19-2008, 07:32 PM | #59 (permalink) | |
Getting it.
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02-19-2008, 08:18 PM | #60 (permalink) |
Riding the Ocean Spray
Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa
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I won't post the you tube vid here in case there are some latent rodentofiles in here, but I was thinking about those pacman frogs that eat rats ...just a suggestion, GH. And when they're done with the job, I suspect they taste better than rats.
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03-03-2008, 02:36 PM | #68 (permalink) |
Gastrolithuanian
Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
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Hail Citizen Ring, et al.
You are sweet to inquire about me. I fall off the face of the earth from time to time. Yet, I still cheat death, as do the rats. In time, when I am restored to full power the rats will feel my presence. So shall you all! |
03-05-2008, 09:02 PM | #69 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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I fear that GH will never regain his full power...
Sadly, since his manhood migrated to a jar in his backyard, he has never been the same.
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03-08-2008, 12:25 PM | #70 (permalink) |
Riding the Ocean Spray
Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa
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GH,
I've not given up hope. During a recent lunch & learn, I did learn something I will share with you. It might be of some assistance in this grave matter. Since a picture is worth a thousand words and I can't type that fast, see below. Bon appetite: |
03-08-2008, 12:30 PM | #71 (permalink) |
Tired
Location: Florida
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Oh my fuck that looks terrible...
I could go for a giant burger right now though.
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03-25-2008, 05:59 PM | #76 (permalink) |
Getting it.
Super Moderator
Location: Lion City
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ART is an anagram of RAT!
What is GH trying to tell us. A Nightmare Grub is an anagram for Giant Hamburger. The enigma (or Grab Enigma Hurt) is truly inscrutable.
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03-25-2008, 06:29 PM | #77 (permalink) | |
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Location: ....a state of pure inebriation.
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03-31-2008, 04:54 PM | #78 (permalink) |
Getting it.
Super Moderator
Location: Lion City
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Recognizing that if things continue as they are, it will all be bad, the rats have hired PR firm Hill and Knowlton to give their image a makeover.
Kids love cartoons... so why not?
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06-07-2008, 09:44 PM | #79 (permalink) |
Gastrolithuanian
Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
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Hail Citizens!
I tried to ignore the rats just as they ignored my traps. For weeks I dutifully checked all ten in various parts of the attic and found no new victims. It grew tiresome. So I stopped checking these last two months. Today I returned to the attic. 8 of the 10 traps had rats. That is half of my harvest of desiccated death. The temperature in the attic easily exceeds 100 degrees everday. Its skin was like parchment. I must teach this new generation of rats a lesson. |
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