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Meridae'n · 06-06-2003, 04:09 PM

BBtB still eats using a salt gradient and a semi-permiable membrane

Stiltzkin · 06-06-2003, 04:26 PM

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Mr.Deflok · 06-07-2003, 03:49 AM

Stiltzkin has his kid sister write his comments in this thread for him.

uncle phil · 06-07-2003, 03:54 AM

the def lok dreams of stiltzkin's kid sister...

manalone · 06-07-2003, 04:01 AM

uncle phil is president of the People's Democratic Republic of Asshat

Stiltzkin · 06-07-2003, 07:13 AM

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Ninja · 06-07-2003, 07:15 AM

Stiltzkin smells of elderberrys

Stiltzkin · 06-07-2003, 07:26 AM

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Midlandmadman · 06-07-2003, 08:51 AM

bones once had an sexual relationship with a bowl of vanilla pudding!

Zotz · 06-07-2003, 09:08 AM

Midlandmadman once drank perfume to see if it would make his farts smell like roses.

Midlandmadman · 06-07-2003, 09:16 AM

It did, And now Zotz calls me to come over and fart all over his house to get rid of the mouldy cheese smell that is in it!

rockzilla · 06-07-2003, 10:59 AM

Midlandmadman used to hold the Guiness record for most penguins raped in a 24-hour period. His record was broken last year by the surviving member of Milli Vanilli. And now midlandmadman spends all his time training to recapture the record.

Stiltzkin · 06-07-2003, 11:12 AM

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rockzilla · 06-07-2003, 11:32 AM

Stiltzkin was the transvestite hooker that Eddie Murphy was "just giving a ride home" to.

BBtB · 06-07-2003, 01:16 PM

rockzilla is the walrus. Koo Koo Cachoo.

Stiltzkin · 06-07-2003, 01:39 PM

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BBtB · 06-07-2003, 02:12 PM

Naw just copious amounts of weed.

Stiltzkin is a rhinestone cowboy. Dun dun DUN.

TaiModan · 06-07-2003, 02:59 PM

BBtB isnt really the answer to all our problems... he's the question everybody asks.

3leggedfrog · 06-07-2003, 03:25 PM

*right*frog says in a fake german accent rubbing his beard. Yaimodan is suffering from an acute anal explosiveness (oppsite of anal retentiveness) which was not resolved as a baby. he now rebells agaisnt all forms of authority. yea this is true. lol

Stiltzkin · 06-07-2003, 04:12 PM

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uncle phil · 06-07-2003, 04:43 PM

stiltz dreams of nails raking the backs of his eyeballs...

bundy · 06-07-2003, 04:54 PM

uncle phil wishes that one day, they'll let him go in American Idol, so he can do his Material Girl drag number.

Stiltzkin · 06-07-2003, 04:57 PM

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BBtB · 06-07-2003, 05:53 PM

First time I literally laughed out loud on this thread for that last post. (Me speak well, english)

Damnit Jim, Bones is a doctor not a psychic looking into people 's psyche and finding their deepest darkest secrets

manalone · 06-07-2003, 05:56 PM

BBtB is the head of an international crime syndicate. His real name... David Lo Pan!

BBtB · 06-07-2003, 06:10 PM

manalone is about to be a dead man if he dosn't keep his mouth shut. Stiltzkin send out the penguins! Time to send manalone a message. And um.. he is bald too.. I suppose.

Stiltzkin · 06-07-2003, 08:29 PM

Sorry BBtB, I'd send them out but likely someone will send me a PM telling me it is offensive to send out penguins. Won't say anything about you either, BBtB, as that will also likely end up with someone sending me a PM telling me that its offensive.

Mr.Deflok · 06-08-2003, 12:05 AM

Stiltzkin dreams of being cock masaged by 10 year old she-male girl guides.

Empty_One · 06-08-2003, 12:15 AM

Mr.Deflok wishes he was a 10 year old she-male girl guide

THE MAC GOD · 06-08-2003, 01:29 AM

Empty_One leads a sad hollow shell of a life, but makes terrific Teriyaki.

Fremen · 06-08-2003, 02:17 AM

The Mac Gods' name isn't about the computer, but about the pasta in the box.

(Mmmm, cheeeeeese!)

THE MAC GOD · 06-08-2003, 04:03 AM

Fremen believes that because he himself is a cheese maniac and still believes that the moon is made of cheese.

uncle phil · 06-08-2003, 04:12 AM

mac hides in the bushes and waits for school buses to go by so that he can throw eggs at them...

THE MAC GOD · 06-08-2003, 04:14 AM

Uncle Phil tapes me doing it....

SecretMethod70 · 06-08-2003, 06:36 AM

THE MAC GOD is really only a Mac Angel with an inferiority complex.

splck · 06-08-2003, 07:20 AM

SecretMethod70 wears pink slippers in the morning. The high heels only come out at night.

splck · 06-08-2003, 08:09 AM

Bones subscribes to my website. In fact, he has it as his homepage.

HamiC · 06-08-2003, 10:20 AM

Splck accidently spilled super glue on his desk and is now only able to type two letters at a time.

uncle phil · 06-08-2003, 01:35 PM

bones has a whole garage full of...PANTS!

paddyjoe · 06-08-2003, 01:52 PM

Bones attempted to collect enough wine corks for Sammy's bats, but alas, he only drinks from screw-top bottles.

06-06-2003, 04:09 PM	#921 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	BBtB still eats using a salt gradient and a semi-permiable membrane __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-06-2003, 04:26 PM	#922 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	(censored) __________________ The most important thing in this world is love. Last edited by Stiltzkin; 06-07-2003 at 06:45 PM..

06-07-2003, 03:54 AM	#924 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	the def lok dreams of stiltzkin's kid sister... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-07-2003, 04:01 AM	#925 (permalink)
manalone Once upon a time...	uncle phil is president of the People's Democratic Republic of Asshat __________________ -- Man Alone ======= Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

06-07-2003, 07:13 AM	#926 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	(censored) __________________ The most important thing in this world is love. Last edited by Stiltzkin; 06-07-2003 at 06:46 PM..

06-07-2003, 03:49 AM	#923 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	Stiltzkin has his kid sister write his comments in this thread for him.

06-07-2003, 07:15 AM	#927 (permalink)
Ninja Fruit on the Bottom Hope on Top	Stiltzkin smells of elderberrys

06-07-2003, 07:26 AM	#928 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	(censored) __________________ The most important thing in this world is love. Last edited by Stiltzkin; 06-07-2003 at 06:46 PM..

06-07-2003, 08:51 AM	#929 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	bones once had an sexual relationship with a bowl of vanilla pudding! __________________ Its good to be back.

06-07-2003, 09:08 AM	#930 (permalink)
Zotz There's someone in my head, but its not me	Midlandmadman once drank perfume to see if it would make his farts smell like roses.

06-07-2003, 09:16 AM	#931 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	It did, And now Zotz calls me to come over and fart all over his house to get rid of the mouldy cheese smell that is in it! __________________ Its good to be back.

06-07-2003, 10:59 AM	#932 (permalink)
rockzilla Junkie Location: The Kitchen	Midlandmadman used to hold the Guiness record for most penguins raped in a 24-hour period. His record was broken last year by the surviving member of Milli Vanilli. And now midlandmadman spends all his time training to recapture the record.

06-07-2003, 11:12 AM	#933 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	(censored) __________________ The most important thing in this world is love. Last edited by Stiltzkin; 06-07-2003 at 06:46 PM..

06-07-2003, 11:32 AM	#934 (permalink)
rockzilla Junkie Location: The Kitchen	Stiltzkin was the transvestite hooker that Eddie Murphy was "just giving a ride home" to.

06-07-2003, 01:16 PM	#935 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	rockzilla is the walrus. Koo Koo Cachoo. __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

06-08-2003, 01:29 AM	#950 (permalink)
THE MAC GOD Insane Location: In front of my keyboard.	Empty_One leads a sad hollow shell of a life, but makes terrific Teriyaki. __________________ Why continue fighting? Is it for Love? Illusions. All as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as Love.

06-07-2003, 01:39 PM	#936 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	(censored) __________________ The most important thing in this world is love. Last edited by Stiltzkin; 06-07-2003 at 06:46 PM..

06-07-2003, 02:12 PM	#937 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	Naw just copious amounts of weed. Stiltzkin is a rhinestone cowboy. Dun dun DUN. __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

06-07-2003, 02:59 PM	#938 (permalink)
TaiModan Banned Location: Nanaimo BC Canada	BBtB isnt really the answer to all our problems... he's the question everybody asks.

06-07-2003, 03:25 PM	#939 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	rightfrog says in a fake german accent rubbing his beard. Yaimodan is suffering from an acute anal explosiveness (oppsite of anal retentiveness) which was not resolved as a baby. he now rebells agaisnt all forms of authority. yea this is true. lol __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-07-2003, 04:12 PM	#940 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	(censored) __________________ The most important thing in this world is love. Last edited by Stiltzkin; 06-07-2003 at 06:42 PM..

06-07-2003, 04:43 PM	#941 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	stiltz dreams of nails raking the backs of his eyeballs... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-07-2003, 04:54 PM	#942 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	uncle phil wishes that one day, they'll let him go in American Idol, so he can do his Material Girl drag number. __________________ Ohayo!!!

06-07-2003, 04:57 PM	#943 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	(censored) __________________ The most important thing in this world is love. Last edited by Stiltzkin; 06-07-2003 at 06:42 PM..

06-07-2003, 05:53 PM	#944 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	First time I literally laughed out loud on this thread for that last post. (Me speak well, english) Damnit Jim, Bones is a doctor not a psychic looking into people 's psyche and finding their deepest darkest secrets __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

06-07-2003, 05:56 PM	#945 (permalink)
manalone Once upon a time...	BBtB is the head of an international crime syndicate. His real name... David Lo Pan! __________________ -- Man Alone ======= Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

06-07-2003, 06:10 PM	#946 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	manalone is about to be a dead man if he dosn't keep his mouth shut. Stiltzkin send out the penguins! Time to send manalone a message. And um.. he is bald too.. I suppose. __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

06-07-2003, 08:29 PM	#947 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Sorry BBtB, I'd send them out but likely someone will send me a PM telling me it is offensive to send out penguins. Won't say anything about you either, BBtB, as that will also likely end up with someone sending me a PM telling me that its offensive. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-08-2003, 12:05 AM	#948 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	Stiltzkin dreams of being cock masaged by 10 year old she-male girl guides.

06-08-2003, 12:15 AM	#949 (permalink)
Empty_One Addict Location: Milwaukee, WI	Mr.Deflok wishes he was a 10 year old she-male girl guide

06-08-2003, 02:17 AM	#951 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	The Mac Gods' name isn't about the computer, but about the pasta in the box. (Mmmm, cheeeeeese!) __________________ Google

06-08-2003, 04:03 AM	#952 (permalink)
THE MAC GOD Insane Location: In front of my keyboard.	Fremen believes that because he himself is a cheese maniac and still believes that the moon is made of cheese. __________________ Why continue fighting? Is it for Love? Illusions. All as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as Love.

06-08-2003, 04:12 AM	#953 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	mac hides in the bushes and waits for school buses to go by so that he can throw eggs at them... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-08-2003, 04:14 AM	#954 (permalink)
THE MAC GOD Insane Location: In front of my keyboard.	Uncle Phil tapes me doing it.... __________________ Why continue fighting? Is it for Love? Illusions. All as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as Love.

06-08-2003, 06:36 AM	#955 (permalink)
SecretMethod70 Human Administrator Location: Chicago	THE MAC GOD is really only a Mac Angel with an inferiority complex. __________________ Le temps détruit tout "Musicians are the carriers and communicators of spirit in the most immediate sense." - Kurt Elling

06-08-2003, 07:20 AM	#956 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	SecretMethod70 wears pink slippers in the morning. The high heels only come out at night. __________________ nice line eh?