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Tophat665 · 12-06-2007, 05:52 PM

OK, here's how it works: Explain how and/or why the poster before you is evil.

Very simple. Start with your's truly.

Have fun, but not so much that it's evil.

Fly · 12-06-2007, 10:15 PM

Top is evil cuz he's too damn fine at brewing the perfect beer.

*bastard*

Ourcrazymodern? · 12-07-2007, 06:22 AM

Fly is not evil, therefore he"s cheating and that might be evil?

The guestroom looks mighty-fine to me.

ring · 12-07-2007, 06:26 AM

Ourcrazymodern has probably only been evil once, for not putting
the cap back on the toothpaste I bet.

Tophat665 · 12-07-2007, 06:39 AM

Ring is evil for making compelling posts late at night and forcing me to lose sleep while concocting suitably askew replies.

ring · 12-07-2007, 06:52 AM

Tophat is evil cuz now I gots Bad Brains 'God of love' stuck in my head.

Ring is evil cuz she auto-submerged herself.

Amaras · 12-08-2007, 12:34 PM

Ring is evil for her constant misuse of guitar strings.

ring · 12-08-2007, 12:50 PM

grolsch is evil because I bit my tongue trying to pronounce grolsch.

Tophat665 · 12-09-2007, 11:38 AM

Ring is evil for interdicting the last printing of Mad Magazine and replacing the cover with one showing Mohammed E. al-Newman saying, "What? Me jihad?". This would have been merely amusing if it weren't part of his insidious plan to create a terrorist haven in Kerplechestan.

ring · 12-09-2007, 01:19 PM

Tophat is evil because he stole Gene Simmons'eses tongue.

Ring is evil because at the thanksgiving table in a small mid-western town
she let it slip that she thinks Osama Bin Laden is handsome.

Tophat665 · 12-12-2007, 08:55 PM

Ring you naughty person. I know the depths of your evil. You train attach ferrets to infiltrate the UPS shipping centers in the week before Christmas and bite the zip codes off the shipping labels.

It's not evil that you teach them to recognize the scent of fruitcake and pee on those packages - that's actually a public service, along the lines of sticking a label on them reading, "WARNING: Package contains Fruitcake and/or Larks' Vomit."

12-06-2007, 05:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	You Are Evil! The triumphant return of the classic game. OK, here's how it works: Explain how and/or why the poster before you is evil. Very simple. Start with your's truly. Have fun, but not so much that it's evil. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-06-2007, 10:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Top is evil cuz he's too damn fine at brewing the perfect beer. bastard __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-07-2007, 06:22 AM	#3 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Fly is not evil, therefore he"s cheating and that might be evil? The guestroom looks mighty-fine to me. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT Last edited by Ourcrazymodern?; 12-07-2007 at 06:25 AM.. Reason: misssssthpelling

12-07-2007, 06:39 AM	#5 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Ring is evil for making compelling posts late at night and forcing me to lose sleep while concocting suitably askew replies. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-07-2007, 06:52 AM	#6 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Tophat is evil cuz now I gots Bad Brains 'God of love' stuck in my head. Ring is evil cuz she auto-submerged herself. Last edited by ring; 12-07-2007 at 08:17 AM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

12-07-2007, 06:26 AM	#4 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Ourcrazymodern has probably only been evil once, for not putting the cap back on the toothpaste I bet.

12-08-2007, 12:34 PM	#7 (permalink)
Amaras Junkie Location: At my daughter's beck and call.	Ring is evil for her constant misuse of guitar strings. __________________ Propaganda is to a democracy what the bludgeon is to a totalitarian state. -Noam Chomsky Love is a verb, not a noun. -My Mom The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty years later. -Louis Aragon, "La Porte-plume," Traite du style, 1928

12-08-2007, 12:50 PM	#8 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	grolsch is evil because I bit my tongue trying to pronounce grolsch.

12-09-2007, 11:38 AM	#9 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Ring is evil for interdicting the last printing of Mad Magazine and replacing the cover with one showing Mohammed E. al-Newman saying, "What? Me jihad?". This would have been merely amusing if it weren't part of his insidious plan to create a terrorist haven in Kerplechestan. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-09-2007, 01:19 PM	#10 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Tophat is evil because he stole Gene Simmons'eses tongue. Ring is evil because at the thanksgiving table in a small mid-western town she let it slip that she thinks Osama Bin Laden is handsome. Last edited by ring; 12-10-2007 at 01:52 PM..

12-12-2007, 08:55 PM	#11 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Ring you naughty person. I know the depths of your evil. You train attach ferrets to infiltrate the UPS shipping centers in the week before Christmas and bite the zip codes off the shipping labels. It's not evil that you teach them to recognize the scent of fruitcake and pee on those packages - that's actually a public service, along the lines of sticking a label on them reading, "WARNING: Package contains Fruitcake and/or Larks' Vomit." __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.