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What is your best...
pick up line?
My most recent one that seems to be working so far is... If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? |
"Hey, you like Oreo's, well it's time to unlock the magic"
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I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
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"Hi, I'm Aaron, and I'm easy to manipulate."
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un ZZZZip!!! works every time! ;)
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Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Lakweesha?
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Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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Let's fuck.
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Quote:
I lick my finger, touch her shoulder and say... "Let's go back to your place and get out of these wet clothes..." |
Whats your sign?
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how 'bout a burger?
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a hotdog then?
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how do you like your eggs in the morning? fried scrambled or fertilized
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Are you from another planet? 'cause you have nice cans.
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I swear to god, you said it was $10 last night, why the price jump? Did you get something else pierced?
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