OK Ladies, talk dirty to me
 

Give it your best shot. Make me hot or make me blush.

Let's see what you've got.

Spoken with the charm of Oedepus.

nice try man, but for some reason i dont think you're gonna get alot of positive feedback :D

nope... nothing cumming this way... :)

Oh man, the humility of it all. Totally ignored. Nothing worse. arrghhh

hanging head in shame Craven slinks off into the night......

lamelameLAME

awwww... poor baby....

well, here you go...


Imagine you're standing in a field. A beautiful field of fresh flowers after the rain...

You're standing there naked. Not a stitch of clothing.

You're standing there with you're eyes closed enjoying the day...

and you hear a sound...

It's...




mud... lot's of filthy, dirty mud, and a pig rolling around in it... getting all dirty.

yeah man....

maybe you could hook up with uncle phil eh.

i hear he has somethin' for pigs .

*no offence phil just refering to your sig.*

nope....didn't think so!

Talk about your misplaced optimism!!!

Jadz, that was awfully nice of you to throw him that bone, but he obviously doesn't know what to do with it.

Fly, we need to talk. I'll PM you.

should movce this to the Girly board...J/k :)

*ahem* im no girl but ill give it a shot...

The white horse fell in the black mud...

dirty enough for you?

"A man fell in a puddle"

Boom boom.

Hey Craven, what city, state do you live in? PM me if you don't want everyone to know.

i cleaned behind my roilet after a month of hard drinking and much vomitting