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Orange County
.............. "I'm gonna give you assholes a chance." "What do you say we play a little Bangkok Rules?" "Nobody draws 'til this hits the ground....(bam!bam!bam!bam!) "Draw." |
Escape from LA
------- Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash |
Con Air
... "You kissed your student? What are you, R. Kelly?" |
25th Hour
....... As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster. |
Goodfellas
----------- Your Honor, ladies and gentleman, I don't think it's very fair to call my clients frauds. Sure, the blackout was a big problem for everybody. I was trapped in an elevator for two hours and I had to make the whole time. But I don't blame them, because one time, I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you. |
Goodfellas
... "Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love." |
(Even though I beat you to the punch...)
Annie Hall ----------------- Your Honor, ladies and gentleman, I don't think it's very fair to call my clients frauds. Sure, the blackout was a big problem for everybody. I was trapped in an elevator for two hours and I had to make the whole time. But I don't blame them, because one time, I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you. |
Ghostbusters 2.
____________ (easy one here) Hence, no game show. |
Mallrats
---------- "You okay?" "No, I'm not okay! Do I look okay? The fucker shot me! What the fuck-ass fuck of a bum-fuck shithole town is this? I make a business call. I give him my card. And the hick-ass fucker shoots my foot off! Cock-fucking shit!" |
Mystery Alaska
______________________________ "Why should I change my name, he's the one who sucks!" |
officespace! lovin' it
------------------------------- "The fact that you have 'replica' written down the side of your gun. And the fact that I've got 'Desert Eagle point five o' written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now...Fuck off!" |
Snatch
_____________________________________ "Only 364 more days until hockey tryouts, gotta toughen up!" |
Happy Gilmore i do believe
--------------------------------- Ever find yourself wondering whar people mean when they say "it's all relative?" Consider this: On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. |
Fight Club
... Because I watched on cable last night: "You were never there for me were you mother? You expected Mike and Carol Brady to raise me! I'm the bastard son of Claire Huxtable! I am a Lost Cunningham! I learned the facts of life from watching The Facts of Life! Oh God!!" |
The Cable Guy
------- "Germans?" "Forget it, he's rolling." |
Animal House (what a great movie!)
------------------------------------------------- And because i watched it for the 6th time tonight... "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf." |
Donnie Darko
... "Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?" |
Zoolander
------------------------------------------- "It's not a tumor!" |
Kindergarten Cop
--------------------------------------------------- The quote is My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs! |
EDITED:
WHOOPS I was answering a question from far beyond, the answer to the Don Perigon is James Bond in Goldfinger Ok here's a dead set easy one: E:I bet they're got SCMODS J:SCHMODS? E: State County Municple Offender Data System (spelling is shite) Bonus 250 points to those that can name the tune that starts shortly after. |
HAHA....Love that movie...Blues Brothers
The song rigth after it is Hold on I'm Comin' --------------------------------------------------------- I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye. |
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Moving along: The Silence of the Lambs ... "I'll be goddamned! What is happening with the cops today? Huh? Don't you know you're endangering the lives of some villains?!" |
Demolition Man
-- I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this. |
One flew over the Cuckoo's nest
----------------------------------------------------- If you shoot this man, you die next. Repeat, if you shoot this man, you die next. |
Resevoir Dogs!!
_______________________________________ Brother's don't shake hands, brother's gotta hug! |
Tommy Boy
---------------------- No one laughs at a master of Quack-Fu! |
Howard the Duck
---------- If you don't pay me now, I'm going to take this swizzle-stick, and I'll be shoving that right up your pee-hole. |
>shudder< Deuce Bigalow
-------------------------------------- I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. |
2001: A Space Odyssey
... <s>"E.T. phone home."</s> "Crooked cops. Do they come in any other way? If I'd been just a little dumber, I could have joined the force myself." |
Payback
-------------- "I have to have coffee with Davenport tomorrow, what should I do then? I'll tell you what, I'll take him to the White Rose, I'll get him blown..." "No! Davenport runs the Senate prayer group. With a guy like that you don't bring up the subject of blow jobs. You wait for him to bring it up." |
Air America
... Keeping the theme alive "What about that time you blew a six-week operation because you were too busy getting a blow job?" |
True Lies
----------- (I guess I started a theme....) You are in more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history. |
Good Morning Vietnam
------------------------------- (I guess I'll stick to the theme) "Hey! Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!" |
Clerks
------------ (until someone else changes the theme...) If you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, you're just letting an opportunity pass you by. |
A Few Good Men
------------------------------------------ (damn a blowjob quote?) girl 1: When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out? girl 2: A quart or so. |
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
-------------------------------------------------------- "You didn't want a blowjob so the least I could do is get you a tie." |
Mighty Aphrodite
--------------------- I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars |
The Big Lebowski
------------------------------ A: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know. B: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis? A: Not right now. B: A girl's gotta have her standards |
Real Genius
--------------- True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend |
Real Genius
Damn you tulax...... Old School. ---------------------------------- Your mother sucks cocks in HELL!!!!! |
The Exorcist (Ok, I had to go to IMDB for that one)
--------------- Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh...yeah...Oh, wait, and, what was that called again? |
Clerks? (if not disregard this post)
---------------- First man: "Mistletoe...many a maid lost her resolve to me, thanks to this little plant." Second man: "In my country, we talk to our women. We do not drug them with plants." |
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
... "We're not going to some white collar resort prison. No, no, no! We're going to federal pound me in the ass prison!" |
Office Space
"Hey, where the hell you going?" "To get laid. Where the hell you goin?" |
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Scary movie 2.... sorry :( How ever, since that movie is parodied in Scary movie, there is no doubt of a double quote |
Shaft!
--------------------------------- "Suck me, beautiful!" |
American Pie
--------------- Do you want to sleep over? Why not? All that awaits me at home is a masturbating Welshman. |
Notting Hill
"Miss Stoger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose." "Well there goes your social life." |
Clueless
... "They tortured me almost to death, and then let me heal in a vat of blood so they could go at it again. Sorry sons of bitches could have at least fixed my damn leg while they were at it." |
Blade II
-------------- As we sit here and idly chat, there are woman, female human beings, rolling around in strange beds with strange men, and we are making money from that. Is this a great country, or what? |
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