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BadNick 02-05-2009 09:11 AM

backdoor

Tophat665 02-05-2009 10:46 AM

splatchcobbled

uncle phil 02-05-2009 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2591995)
backdoor

as in, "shake for me girl; i wanna be your backdoor man..."?



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...d-Zeppelin.jpg

BadNick 02-05-2009 12:49 PM

baby


"Aint but one way out baby, lord I just cant go out the door..."



Ourcrazymodern? 02-06-2009 07:16 AM

Subwoofer

Ourcrazymodern? 02-06-2009 06:34 PM

Giddyup

ring 02-06-2009 06:59 PM

Diphthong

Ourcrazymodern? 02-16-2009 07:10 AM

rectify

BadNick 02-16-2009 07:19 AM

Juicy

Tiny Dancer 02-16-2009 06:33 PM

noodle

BadNick 02-18-2009 01:31 PM

penny pincher



e.g., this is Penny Lancaster: http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...-picture-1.jpg

ring 04-02-2009 03:00 PM

basidiomycota

Tophat665 04-02-2009 03:06 PM

Basidiomycota (pronounced /bəˌsidiːoʊˌmaɪˈkoʊtə/) is one of two large phyla that, together with the Ascomycota, comprise the subkingdom Dikarya (often ...

Oh, that's rich.

You have the touch, ring, my dear.

lionrock 04-02-2009 07:52 PM

Carbunkle

ring 04-06-2009 09:23 AM

Boycott

Tophat665 04-06-2009 11:55 AM

lubricious (Actually, that one probably is naughty, just latin enough that it's hard to spot.)

ring 04-06-2009 01:11 PM

Jukebox?

mysticalbanana 04-07-2009 08:46 AM

Moist (not sure if anyone said this yet).

Tophat665 04-07-2009 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring (Post 2620265)
Jukebox?

Soda Jerk

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mysticalbanana (Post 2620638)
Moist (not sure if anyone said this yet).

Watch your language, Georgia.

/ You did get that from Dead Like Me, no?

ring 04-08-2009 05:04 AM

presentation

Poppinjay 04-08-2009 05:38 AM

rear admiral

uncle phil 04-08-2009 11:36 AM

ossify...

(gotcha, ring...)

Tophat665 04-08-2009 11:59 AM

de-boner
/ it's a tool for taking the backbone out of a fish.

ring 04-10-2009 07:35 AM

handsome

ring 04-16-2009 06:24 AM

Epiphanies

Ourcrazymodern? 04-16-2009 06:52 AM

Assist -(we suck @ this game.)

Poppinjay 04-16-2009 06:56 AM

Surely this has been done? - Pork.

ring 04-18-2009 08:30 AM

Spontaneity

Tophat665 04-19-2009 06:52 AM

cockatoo

Ourcrazymodern? 04-24-2009 07:02 AM

Assist

Tophat665 04-24-2009 09:02 AM

Also: Assume, Assay, Ashram, Buttress, Botox, Assonance

ring 04-25-2009 06:56 AM

coagulate

Ourcrazymodern? 04-25-2009 10:07 PM

Then she said

Ourcrazymodern? 05-05-2009 09:57 AM

Predictive

Ourcrazymodern? 05-14-2009 05:31 AM

Outsmart

Tophat665 05-14-2009 05:42 AM

Propinquity - meaning nearness in space, kinship, affinity, or time, but sounding like a preference for showing the labia minora.

Shell 05-14-2009 09:46 AM

...tit for tat (aka blow for blow)

Tophat665 05-14-2009 09:55 AM

summa cum laude

Ourcrazymodern? 05-17-2009 10:29 AM

fleece

ring 06-10-2009 02:00 PM

daedalus

Shell 06-10-2009 02:28 PM

...cock-a-poo

(cross between a cocker spaniel and a poodle)

uncle phil 06-10-2009 03:35 PM

twerp?

Tophat665 06-11-2009 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring (Post 2649427)
daedalus

Nice.

Vibrato.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-20-2009 09:09 AM

phagocyte

ring 06-20-2009 01:10 PM

tenderloin

Tophat665 06-20-2009 02:37 PM

Downtown

Ourcrazymodern? 06-20-2009 02:59 PM

bombastic

ring 06-27-2009 10:39 AM

Puissance

Ourcrazymodern? 06-27-2009 12:48 PM

Transverse

DaniGirl 06-27-2009 01:07 PM

stick shift

Strange Famous 06-27-2009 01:09 PM

girth

DaniGirl 06-27-2009 01:13 PM

jism or is that just a naughty word

Ourcrazymodern? 06-28-2009 09:56 AM

Coagulate

DaniGirl 06-28-2009 09:57 AM

a pussy willow

Shell 06-28-2009 11:06 AM

1 Attachment(s)
...King Tut

ring 06-28-2009 11:14 AM

postulant

uncle phil 06-28-2009 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaniGirl (Post 2659808)
jism or is that just a naughty word


it's a naughty word...

pustule...

ring 07-03-2009 07:58 AM

Slide Projector

Ourcrazymodern? 07-03-2009 10:37 AM

(I suck at this game)

Tophat665 07-03-2009 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaniGirl (Post 2659808)
jism or is that just a naughty word

However, because that is a naughty (naffty? If Laughter is laffter, than shouldn't that be pronounced naffty? Remember, folks, you can't spell Slaughter without Laughter.) word, there are a couple others that sound naughty:

Schism
Chasm

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Also, in a totally different vein:
Head Gasket
Blow a Seal
Throw a Rod

ring 07-06-2009 12:26 PM

Squat thrusts.

DaniGirl 07-06-2009 12:29 PM

said by my daughter while we were camping and about to eat hot dogs... "I want the biggest wennie"

Tophat665 07-06-2009 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring (Post 2664380)
Squat thrusts.

Chest presses.

Ourcrazymodern? 07-11-2009 09:02 AM

Ball bearing

uncle phil 07-11-2009 09:05 AM

ball peen hammer...

Ourcrazymodern? 07-18-2009 01:30 PM

soothing

ring 07-18-2009 03:37 PM

Crustacean

Ourcrazymodern? 07-18-2009 03:47 PM

Mollusc

Ourcrazymodern? 07-23-2009 10:58 AM

i suck @ this game.
 
Plywood.

Remote control.

lostgirl 07-23-2009 11:26 AM

Mike Hawk

(say it out loud)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shell (Post 2649445)
...cock-a-poo

(cross between a cocker spaniel and a poodle)

I had one of those growing up.

ring 07-23-2009 12:20 PM

Baliwick

ratbastid 07-23-2009 12:59 PM

Candle Snuffer

Ourcrazymodern? 07-25-2009 08:46 AM

Throat

uncle phil 07-25-2009 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lostgirl (Post 2674615)
Mike Hawk

(say it out loud)



I had one of those growing up.

any relation to mike hunt?

lostgirl 07-25-2009 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2675808)
any relation to mike hunt?

No, but they get together and hang out every once in a while.

Psycho Dad 07-25-2009 04:58 PM

Today I racked my sticky wort onto a dirty yeast cake.





Translation: Today I brewed beer and I siphoned the wort onto the yeast from the last batch.

ring 08-04-2009 07:24 AM

Bagpipes

Ourcrazymodern? 08-05-2009 08:59 AM

bang

Tophat665 08-05-2009 09:06 AM

The qualities of being European or Philipino: Europeanness and Philipienness respectively.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-05-2009 12:59 PM

rejuvenation

ring 08-05-2009 01:31 PM

Nostradamus

Chytrak 08-13-2009 11:48 AM

"Font" always sounded dirty to me.

Tophat665 08-13-2009 12:13 PM

Vacant (not so much in the spelling as in the pronunciation, particularly when the second a gets schwa-ed)

ring 08-20-2009 08:52 AM

Sublime

julie0187 08-20-2009 10:55 PM

roast beef

Tophat665 08-21-2009 06:35 AM

Spotted Dick.
Toad in the Hole.
Bangers and Mash.

nomcat 08-22-2009 12:14 AM

Pianist

Ourcrazymodern? 08-24-2009 12:01 PM

Fill'er up!

Tophat665 08-24-2009 12:48 PM

And top off her fluids too.

ring 08-25-2009 06:28 PM

Intact

ZombieSquirrel 08-26-2009 07:29 AM

Moist.

A favorite quote of mine from Dead Like Me:

George: My mother. She hates balloons and the word 'moist'. She considers it pornographic.

Tophat665 08-26-2009 08:50 AM

Good cake, mom. Very moist.
/ Loved that show.

ring 08-26-2009 10:44 AM

Insurmountable

Tophat665 08-27-2009 08:06 AM

Rear/front/side-mounted

Ourcrazymodern? 08-27-2009 11:28 AM

Blind side.

Tophat665 08-27-2009 11:41 AM

In case it hasn't been mentioned already:
Fisticuffs.

(Sounds like equipment for a bondage scene.)

Ourcrazymodern? 08-27-2009 07:11 PM

Words aren't naughty.

ring 08-27-2009 07:47 PM

Interruption

Ourcrazymodern? 08-28-2009 03:58 PM

Vanity

ring 08-29-2009 12:56 PM

Testimony


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