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Ourcrazymodern? 06-08-2008 05:35 AM

idle thought
 
French Open

ring 06-09-2008 07:03 PM

coagulation

dlish 06-09-2008 07:30 PM

cuff

ring 06-09-2008 07:35 PM

(nice one!)


Dangle

uncle phil 06-10-2008 02:39 AM

prune...

joseph 06-15-2008 02:49 PM

bb

uncle phil 06-15-2008 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joseph
shiitake mushroom
Shiites
omnipotent
sperm whale
lugnut
torque
crystal ball
rectory
loving cup
fluffer nutter
rear admiral
brown helmet
box lunch
homo erectus
dickie
frock
corn dog

joseph...pick one...

Ourcrazymodern? 06-17-2008 07:25 AM

Choose

ottopilot 06-17-2008 07:47 AM

wiener schnitzel

Ourcrazymodern? 06-17-2008 08:08 AM

(The noise travels)

Verisimilitude.

ottopilot 06-17-2008 10:31 AM

Candy Cox

(real name of girl who lived in the house behind ours)

Tophat665 06-17-2008 10:34 AM

Harry Beaver
(The name of a recently retired OBGYN in the Northern Virginia area)

Dick Handler
(Former Chair of the UVa Department of Anthropology)

Dick DeButts
(Noted purveyor of cut rate housing in the Charlottesville Area)

/ Yes, they both go by Dick.

ottopilot 06-17-2008 10:43 AM

mud flaps

Tully Mars 06-17-2008 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopilot
Candy Cox

(real name of girl who lived in the house behind ours)

I knew a Sharon Cox once. Perhaps they're related?

And no I don't know how many girlfriends her husband had.

ring 06-17-2008 11:49 AM

swallowtail

Ourcrazymodern? 06-17-2008 12:37 PM

difference

ring 06-17-2008 12:38 PM

flotilla

uncle phil 06-17-2008 03:38 PM

sprawl..

ring 06-19-2008 05:53 AM

splayed...

Ourcrazymodern? 06-19-2008 02:14 PM

Fun with my penis.

uncle phil 06-19-2008 02:50 PM

pin-prick...

ring 06-20-2008 01:43 PM

pulvillus

Ourcrazymodern? 06-23-2008 11:47 AM

Flesh.

Cubbyhole.

ring 06-23-2008 02:13 PM

cocktail

uncle phil 06-23-2008 03:34 PM

preamble...

ring 06-23-2008 06:08 PM

Top Gun.

ottopilot 06-23-2008 09:03 PM

Lisa Loeb and Astrocloud's wieners.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/images...lisa_loeb3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...d/P6220013.jpg

ring 06-24-2008 03:11 PM

pamphlet

uncle phil 06-24-2008 03:25 PM

lisa loeb's butt...

ring 06-25-2008 05:15 PM

ring-baloney

Seanland 06-25-2008 05:48 PM

viscus

ottopilot 06-25-2008 07:37 PM

poop-deck

BadNick 06-26-2008 06:40 AM

hyphenated


Quote:

Originally Posted by Halx
...poop deck...

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopilot
poop-deck


ottopilot 06-26-2008 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick
hyphenated

dang! :surprised: 'thought I searched for it ... duh.

ring 06-27-2008 04:57 PM

Tongue-lashing.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-27-2008 05:19 PM

Over-heated.

ring 06-29-2008 08:36 AM

Over-easy.

uncle phil 06-29-2008 03:10 PM

pyongyang...

(it's somewhere in korea...)

ring 06-29-2008 06:37 PM

slinky

ottopilot 06-29-2008 07:38 PM

bung-hole

Ourcrazymodern? 06-30-2008 07:26 AM

wind

Leto 06-30-2008 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
lisa loeb's butt...


mmmmmmmm.....

ring 07-02-2008 03:44 PM

quincunx

uncle phil 07-02-2008 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leto
mmmmmmmm.....

you'd best BELIEVE lisa loeb's butt...

ring 07-06-2008 01:38 PM

Dewpoint

Ourcrazymodern? 07-06-2008 02:30 PM

Testy.

ring 07-19-2008 08:28 PM

Fingerprints.

uncle phil 07-20-2008 02:40 AM

episiotomy...

ottopilot 07-20-2008 06:59 PM

Bumfuk Egypt
Lake Tittikaka, Peru

Bear Cub 07-20-2008 07:14 PM

Labrum!

(Inspired by a friend in the service who told me that the medic wrote down "torn labia" instead of "torn labrum" after an MRI showed a shoulder injury...)

ring 07-21-2008 08:11 AM

filament

BadNick 07-22-2008 06:58 AM

scrutinize


...hey, get that thing out of my eye!

ring 07-22-2008 07:06 AM

cannonade

Poppinjay 07-22-2008 07:09 AM

hot goat meat

BadNick 07-22-2008 07:13 AM

beatnik


...something about that word I don't like

ring 07-22-2008 07:13 AM

tungsten

BadNick 07-22-2008 10:40 AM

dictate


...sort of like lactate but not from your lac.

ring 07-22-2008 10:51 AM

South Pole

Tophat665 07-22-2008 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring (Post 2492065)
tungsten

It's a dirty little secret of the DC universe that, though Clark Kent would turn into the Man of Steel by diving into a telephone booth, he would turn into the Man of Tungsten by diving under Lois Lane's skirt.

Ourcrazymodern? 07-24-2008 06:47 AM

Languid

ring 07-24-2008 09:28 AM

Cockeyed

Miss Mango 07-24-2008 09:58 AM

Interface

Cochlear

BadNick 07-24-2008 12:38 PM

mango


e.g. synonyms: come, ejaculate, mango

ring 07-25-2008 10:11 AM

pip-squeak

BadNick 07-25-2008 10:16 AM

shrivel

...some of the come-backs from women are enough to make one shrivel...not me of course, I refer to the generic "one" other guys.

ring 07-25-2008 10:20 AM

I wasn't callin' you no pipsqueak, sir!

BadNick 07-25-2008 10:22 AM

tie me up and whip me gently and we can make up...


...just kidding, love. I was only playing with words and thoughts.

ring 07-25-2008 10:23 AM

I knew that silly sir, I was playin' too.

BadNick 07-25-2008 10:27 AM

Xbox

Tully Mars 07-25-2008 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2494870)
Xbox

I'd vote for this as this weeks winner.

Is there a weekly winner? If not should there be?

Ourcrazymodern? 07-25-2008 12:23 PM

Imagination.

(Did I use that already?)

GOOD! I'll use it again.

ring 07-25-2008 03:40 PM

Rostrum

uncle phil 07-25-2008 04:10 PM

ring...

Ourcrazymodern? 07-26-2008 05:37 AM

T-bone

ring 07-27-2008 09:36 AM

Implant

Ourcrazymodern? 07-30-2008 02:32 PM

Balderdash
-----Added 30/7/2008 at 07 : 03 : 28-----
Benefit.
-----Added 30/7/2008 at 07 : 16 : 24-----
My.question, impertinant:
What happened to the alphabet?

What letter are we on? I can't tell from my mobile anymore.

:So I'll guess;

Universal interference.

ottopilot 07-31-2008 03:35 AM

cumberbund

Ourcrazymodern? 07-31-2008 06:54 AM

Effluvia

BadNick 07-31-2008 08:04 AM

saliva

...sounds so salacious

Ourcrazymodern? 08-02-2008 02:13 PM

Lachrymose

Nose Spray 08-02-2008 02:50 PM

I'd have to say, noodle takes the cake for me.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-02-2008 05:09 PM

Lachrymose

Ourcrazymodern? 08-04-2008 06:51 AM

Veracity,

I don't know why.

ring 08-04-2008 07:02 AM

Red Rubber Ball

(oh joy...now that song is repeatedly playing in my brain-pan.)

ottopilot 08-04-2008 09:49 AM

supraesophageal ganglion

Ourcrazymodern? 08-04-2008 05:44 PM

Put it in there!!

Throat...

Ourcrazymodern? 08-05-2008 05:16 PM

Succumb

Willravel 08-05-2008 05:32 PM

Twitter.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-06-2008 06:18 AM

Flagrant

ring 08-06-2008 06:44 AM

Stickler

Ourcrazymodern? 08-08-2008 08:20 AM

Balderdash!
& ball-dear-dash, for that matter.

"Please, come back!
Any kind of fool could see...
I was wrong..."

(I can't live without you, ring)

Miss Mango 08-08-2008 09:32 AM

Fistula...

BadNick 08-08-2008 11:04 AM

finger


...which I prefer to finghim

ring 08-08-2008 11:56 AM

Pumpkin!

ottopilot 08-08-2008 11:58 AM

funnel

ring 08-12-2008 11:17 AM

Manifold!

(ABO)

ring 08-13-2008 09:19 AM

Rawhide...

Wolfgar Claw 08-13-2008 10:12 AM

Well this is some funny shit! Oops! Was that naughty? ;))

Miss Mango 08-13-2008 11:21 AM

bandersnatch

Ourcrazymodern? 08-13-2008 04:15 PM

Dickless


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