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super powers
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What are you're super powers? (Batman types with great tech but no real powers don't count) Personally, I can absorb the hangovers of others and I can speak to pine cones. They don't respond, but I can speak to them. Haughty fuckin pinecones... Also my super weakness is death. If I die, it's all over for me. have fun |
I have the ability to communicate with dogs.
And with a simple I can make a dog calm down and even fall asleep. (I have yet to meet a dog that could resist it.) And even dogs that hate men can't resist my ability. My weakness is cats. I never know what to do around a cat. |
if i could....walk....with the animals
talk... with the animals...... i get along good with all animals.i control their every move. my weakness is pussy though.....i just melt when i see one.they have total control over me ....... damn pussy |
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And me ... well... I can kill a yak. From 100 yards away. WITH MIND BULLETS. So much weed in the world. Not enough time. |
I am squeegie man!
"Can you sense it's power?" |
I have the same power Bones has, only twelves times... less :D
I also have the amazing power to be annoying beyond belief... and offensive, too. I bet'cha I can offend any one of ya, if I really wanted to. I won't, of course, because the mods will get on my ass again. |
I can browse the Titty Board without touching my crotch.
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I can be invisible. I can walk into or leave a room and no one gives a shit.
My other power is self deprecating humor. |
I can leap and bound as though I were Spiderman.
I can see bodily auras (to a certain degree, they just look like white glows so far-gotta practice!!!) I can 'guess' correctly alot of the time. I have awesome literary command. I have the unique ability to do very long handstands. I was born with this ability... |
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We're all invincible until we die!!! :lol: |
My super powers consist of being able to get wet in the rain, I can swim and I've been known to jump now and again.
I am Normal Man!!! |
I used to be able to control the weather, but the medication took that power away from me. I am an empath. I can feel the pain of others and absorb it to some degree, making their life better.
i guess i'd make a good bartender. |
I have the ability to create an unbelievably exact replica indentation of my ass on the couch.
For I am........ASS-INDENTATION MAN!! |
i could absorb knowledge from books and stuff (from meteor man)
and invisiblility would be good |
I taste really good.
I don't keep, though, definately a weakness. With my given talents, I refuse to fight crime. -GH |
I have the ability to fall instantly asleep after sex. My wife and her boyfriend say I should be in the Guiness Book!
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I can transport 40 screaming kids from place to place...... thats right I am BUS DRIVER MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well, I can tickle complete strangers and almost instantly get myself into a holding cell. It's not a bird. Nor is it a plane, for god's sake. It's... Public Nuisance Man. Ahem.
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iwht a latex glove and a bottle of surgical lube he comes...ITS RECTAL EXAM MAN!
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I can piss anyone off. With just words.
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