super powers
 

So...
What are you're super powers?
(Batman types with great tech but no real powers don't count)


Personally, I can absorb the hangovers of others and I can speak to pine cones.
They don't respond, but I can speak to them. Haughty fuckin pinecones...

Also my super weakness is death. If I die, it's all over for me.

have fun

I have the ability to communicate with dogs.
And with a simple I can make a dog calm down and even fall asleep. (I have yet to meet a dog that could resist it.)
And even dogs that hate men can't resist my ability.

My weakness is cats. I never know what to do around a cat.

if i could....walk....with the animals

talk... with the animals......

i get along good with all animals.i control their every move.

my weakness is pussy though.....i just melt when i see one.they have total control over me .......

damn pussy

I was never a cat man myself either.

And me ... well... I can kill a yak. From 100 yards away. WITH MIND BULLETS.

So much weed in the world. Not enough time.

I am squeegie man!

"Can you sense it's power?"

I have the same power Bones has, only twelves times... less :D

I also have the amazing power to be annoying beyond belief... and offensive, too. I bet'cha I can offend any one of ya, if I really wanted to. I won't, of course, because the mods will get on my ass again.

I can browse the Titty Board without touching my crotch.

I can be invisible. I can walk into or leave a room and no one gives a shit.
My other power is self deprecating humor.

I can leap and bound as though I were Spiderman.

I can see bodily auras (to a certain degree, they just look like white glows so far-gotta practice!!!)

I can 'guess' correctly alot of the time.

I have awesome literary command.

I have the unique ability to do very long handstands. I was born with this ability...

Re: super powers
 

Just remember, we all have one common super power...

We're all invincible until we die!!!

:lol:

My super powers consist of being able to get wet in the rain, I can swim and I've been known to jump now and again.

I am Normal Man!!!

I used to be able to control the weather, but the medication took that power away from me. I am an empath. I can feel the pain of others and absorb it to some degree, making their life better.
i guess i'd make a good bartender.

I have the ability to create an unbelievably exact replica indentation of my ass on the couch.
For I am........ASS-INDENTATION MAN!!

i could absorb knowledge from books and stuff (from meteor man)

and invisiblility would be good

I taste really good.
I don't keep, though, definately a weakness.
With my given talents, I refuse to fight crime.
-GH

I have the ability to fall instantly asleep after sex. My wife and her boyfriend say I should be in the Guiness Book!

I can transport 40 screaming kids from place to place...... thats right I am BUS DRIVER MAN!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, I can tickle complete strangers and almost instantly get myself into a holding cell. It's not a bird. Nor is it a plane, for god's sake. It's... Public Nuisance Man. Ahem.

iwht a latex glove and a bottle of surgical lube he comes...ITS RECTAL EXAM MAN!

I can piss anyone off. With just words.