you love nature in spite of what it did to you...

You need to stop loving nature less or they're going to lock you up.

why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

I thought when you said "less" you said "so much"!

you have van gogh's ear for music...

"Great" Insult page? I think not. My 8 year old does better. Have y'all been eating a bowl of stupid for breakfast? Heck, I find more wit every time I clean the cat box.

I pooped on your status...sorry.

your mother still cuts the edges off your toast...

you've got a face just made for radio...

Unfortunately, you've also got the voice for Newspaper reporting.

I don't do miniatures.

i'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple...

Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. Don't worry I stuck up for the pigs.

I'd rather be slow
than say things that make me sound
fucking retarded.