well aren't you just the most adorable black hole of need...

did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?

See how that doesn't offend me at all? I ate an extra bowl of stupid & it tasted just like you. Or your girlfriend. Or some mixture, with strawberries. What were you saying?

I must say this is entertaining. I love to watch the mentally challenged.

Loving yourself is virtuous.

:expressionless:

why don't you slip into something a little more comfortable - like a coma...

I thought you did that already

you're right - my bad...

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...Your new boyfriend IS a bigger dick than you.

Yo momma so ugly god photoshopped her!

Nice manicure!

I love this.

Thank you for tacitly introducing me to your staff.:rolleyes:

Lindy

I found this thread in a search...I was going to start one that said the best come backs or something like that....

But mine is....some know it all was telling a guy I work with, how to do something...and he didn't work with us....

So the come back was..."I don't come down to your corner and tell you how to suck a dick."

Your mind is so open I can hear the wind whistling through it.

mirrors can't talk; and lucky for you they can't laugh either...

You're still practicing, right?

learn from your parents' mistakes; use birth control...

I couldn't ever hate you.

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how long do you have left?

Let me get that cleaned up for you.

you have delusions of adequacy...

you have all the virtues i dislike and none of the vices i admire...

Churchill was the master-

Bessie Braddock: Sir, you are drunk.
Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober.

you have never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary...

i feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here...

i've just learned about your illness. let's hope it's nothing trivial...

I see you've recovered from the lobotomy. Good job!