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hawkeye · 11-16-2003, 11:24 AM

Hawkeye sees fire and comes running.

oooh. s'mores! cool, I love making s'mores

does anybody want me to make them one?

Minx · 11-16-2003, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hawkeye
oooh. s'mores! cool, I love making s'mores

does anybody want me to make them one?

Ohhhhh yes please! NiceGuy had such a great idea with this one!

Quote:

Originally posted by iktoweya
grabs me a beer and jumps into the hot tub. proceeds to move others out of the way to try and get a seat next to Minx.

I saved a seat for you right beside me....but if I dribble any melted marshmallow on me you have to lick it up!

ForgottenKnight · 11-16-2003, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Minx
NiceGuy had such a great idea with this one!

Glad you guys liked it!

NiceGuy sees the supplies running low, goes over to the bar and gets some more. With them, he brings back a round of Mai Tai cocktails.

iktoweya · 11-16-2003, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Minx
I saved a seat for you right beside me....but if I dribble any melted marshmallow on me you have to lick it up!

well if i must

ikky places Minx's marshmallow deep into the fire to get it extra hot before handing it to her.

Minx · 11-17-2003, 03:33 PM

Quick...someone pass me some chocolate syrup too...then I could be a human 'smore!

Oh...but please, be gentle - I'm tender!

ForgottenKnight · 11-17-2003, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Minx
Quick...someone pass me some chocolate syrup too...then I could be a human 'smore!

NiceGuy passes Minx the chocolate syrup... have fun iktoweya...

He then goes back to making his own smores...

iktoweya · 11-18-2003, 02:12 AM

With that said iktoweya looks for a graham cracker. Ah perfect there is one left.

Looks like we'll have to share until we can get another box over here. Here's the deal your half will be what is between the graham crackers and well whatever falls

will be mine

*squeezes the hell out of the graham cracker before it reaches Minx's mouth

oops hehe

kerk9191 · 11-18-2003, 12:31 PM

graham crackers? are they it??

Minx · 11-18-2003, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iktoweya
*squeezes the hell out of the graham cracker before it reaches Minx's mouth oops hehe

Mmmmmmm.....nummy!

Hey......Z is it right?
*sigh*
He's never going to come. I just may have to take matters into my own hands again or let this party die.
Awwww.....and I hate the end to a party.

WhoaitsZ · 11-18-2003, 02:38 PM

geez sorry
hmmmmm

i just DUNNO who to tag
sigh

WhoaitsZ · 11-18-2003, 02:53 PM

dangit no complaints :P

i tag floonine!

yer like it and stuff

iktoweya · 11-18-2003, 03:35 PM

yeah i dont want this party to die either

ikky proceeds to clean Minx up with his tongue.

mmmmmmmmmmm human smores are good

ForgottenKnight · 11-18-2003, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Minx
Hey......Z is it right?
*sigh*
He's never going to come. I just may have to take matters into my own hands again or let this party die.
Awwww.....and I hate the end to a party.

Let it die? Why? It's the greatest thread at the TFP! Besides, he finally came... so what's there to worry about?

G_Whiz · 11-19-2003, 10:12 AM

So, I haven't said anything in a couple of days and what do I come back to find...

People talking about the thread dying. Not likely!!!

And, ikky licking his way around Minx.

Hey, Angel... Want to be a human smore??? I have a VERY active tongue.

Angel · 11-19-2003, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by G_Whiz
Hey, Angel... Want to be a human smore??? I have a VERY active tongue.

Let's see, chocolate, marshmallows, graham crackers, an active tongue...all warm and waiting...I can't imagine ANYBODY turning that down!

*looks around for liquid chocolate*

iktoweya · 11-19-2003, 03:18 PM

hey Hey HEY now she said that i could if any of the insides of the smore were to fall onto her. its not my fault that i my hand took over as i was about to feed it to her, instantly squeezing the better portion of it onto her body. Which then forces me to my duty as her hrm i dont know how to put this. i guess i would be the smore remover for Minx's body.

Minx · 11-19-2003, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iktoweya
i guess i would be the smore remover for Minx's body.

Great! I always needed someone to do that for me!

vigjakob · 11-19-2003, 10:56 PM

Tag!!!

iktoweya · 11-19-2003, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Minx
Great! I always needed someone to do that for me!

Well Im happy to do it for you free of charge any hour of the day seven days a week 52 weeks a year 10 years a decade 10 dec............ well im sure you get my point

iktoweya · 11-19-2003, 11:48 PM

why does time finish off metric???? has anyone ever wondered that??? its like 60 seconds 60 minutes 24 hours 7 days 52 weeks/4 weeks 12 months but then from there it just goes off into multiples of ten you know like decade century millenium

ForgottenKnight · 11-20-2003, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by iktoweya
why does time finish off metric???? has anyone ever wondered that??? its like 60 seconds 60 minutes 24 hours 7 days 52 weeks/4 weeks 12 months but then from there it just goes off into multiples of ten you know like decade century millenium

I'd have to guess because the people who origionally came up with the english system of measurement were too lazy to come up with a new system for the rest...

Go Metric! SI units are always easier to work with in engineering calculations...

NiceGuy finished his little explanation and serves a round of drinks.

mirevolver · 11-20-2003, 01:30 AM

Always the sign of a good bartender. Someone who can serve you drinks and information at the same time.

iktoweya · 11-20-2003, 04:20 PM

hrm yeah it definitely is easier with engineering calcs

MacGnG · 11-20-2003, 08:47 PM

/me has fun with the chicks in the hot tub

looks like this game is gettin back to action!

Midlandmadman · 11-21-2003, 04:01 AM

ok i gotta go to work..... and with all the nude things that usually go on here.... I lost my left shoe......... anyone know where its at.........????????

iktoweya · 11-21-2003, 06:16 AM

hrm those shoes in the powerlines dont look like a matching pair maybe one of them is your left shoe

G_Whiz · 11-21-2003, 09:25 AM

*Having had a good taste of Angel... err smores, G_Whiz looks up to see what's going on*

Hmmmm. The bartender is serving and Midlandman is walking around wearing only a right shoe. Who's IT? Is this game really moving or not?

Hey, Angel... wanta come over here and sit on my lap while I rub your shoulders?

Minx · 11-21-2003, 02:02 PM

floonine is it I do believe.....

Oh...and nobody tell Midlandmadman I hid his shoe on him so he can't go to work!

Now you have to stay and play!

Oh and NiceGuy.....if you are still being so kind as to bartend for us, I could use a shot of Jose Gold....I've had a bad day.

G_Whiz · 11-21-2003, 03:07 PM

Hi Minx. The offer of a lapdance back rub is open to you too.

Let's get this party going again!!!!

ForgottenKnight · 11-21-2003, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Minx
Oh and NiceGuy.....if you are still being so kind as to bartend for us, I could use a shot of Jose Gold....I've had a bad day.

NiceGuy serves Minx a shot of Jose Gold, then sets down the bottle next to the shot glass. He sits down and offers Minx an open ear if she wishes to talk about anything bothering her.

Angel · 11-21-2003, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by G_Whiz
*Having had a good taste of Angel... err smores, G_Whiz looks up to see what's going on*

Hmmmm. The bartender is serving and Midlandman is walking around wearing only a right shoe. Who's IT? Is this game really moving or not?

Hey, Angel... wanta come over here and sit on my lap while I rub your shoulders?

While helping to search for Midlandman's shoe (which is secretly hidden by minx...shhhh, don't tell!) I realize I'm a little tender from all those positions I found myself in while G_Whiz did his best tongue action.

So, what do I hear? An offer of lap and rub? Oh my how I can use that! Can we slip in the hot tub for this?

Perhaps niceguy could mix me up a hot buttered rum drink to warm my innerds? After all, he IS such a nice guy!

Astrocloud · 11-22-2003, 01:38 AM

*Astrocloud drinks a shot (or two) of Cognac to everyone involved and wonders if he can stay afloat*

iktoweya · 11-22-2003, 01:52 AM

ill take a jose gold with Minx i dont really have a reason to i just dont think anyone should shoot or drink anything alone. cheers Minx

Minx · 11-22-2003, 02:49 PM

Cheers iktoweya! *clink* And, thanks.

Thanks for the drinks and the open ear NiceGuy, you are too sweet!

*Minx prepares her salt, grabs a lime and throws back the shot followed by the lime.
Mmmm...I did need that. (pours another .... oh oh ... this could be a long night!)

ForgottenKnight · 11-22-2003, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Angel
Perhaps niceguy could mix me up a hot buttered rum drink to warm my innerds? After all, he IS such a nice guy!

Hot buttered rum! Comming right up!
NiceGuy mixes up a drink and serves it to Angel.

Quote:

Originally posted by Minx
Cheers iktoweya! *clink* And, thanks.

Thanks for the drinks and the open ear NiceGuy, you are too sweet!

*Minx prepares her salt, grabs a lime and throws back the shot followed by the lime.
Mmmm...I did need that. (pours another .... oh oh ... this could be a long night!)

No problem! That's what I'm here for!
He returns from serving Angel's drink, and mixes a round of Bourbon Collins cocktails.

iktoweya · 11-22-2003, 06:04 PM

Anything for a little lady like yourself Minx. Anytime you need a drinking buddy I'm always ready to throw a few back.

Care for another Smore????

Minx · 11-23-2003, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iktoweya
Anything for a little lady like yourself Minx. Anytime you need a drinking buddy I'm always ready to throw a few back.

Care for another Smore????

Great! And mmmmmm yes please, another smore!

*Minx settles in and waits for her treat!

iktoweya · 11-23-2003, 04:10 PM

another smore coming right up. i'm sure the usual (only done once before but could easily become the usual) will do

G_Whiz · 11-23-2003, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Angel
While helping to search for Midlandman's shoe (which is secretly hidden by minx...shhhh, don't tell!) I realize I'm a little tender from all those positions I found myself in while G_Whiz did his best tongue action.

So, what do I hear? An offer of lap and rub? Oh my how I can use that! Can we slip in the hot tub for this?

Perhaps niceguy could mix me up a hot buttered rum drink to warm my innerds? After all, he IS such a nice guy!

OK, Angel. We can adjourn to the hot tub to see if we can get you a little more relaxed.

Looks like we'll have plenty of time to enjoy ourselves until Minx takes over and declares a new IT. The current IT is taking their time.

Minx · 11-24-2003, 01:11 PM

GW you are correct.....our current it is taking an awfully long time to show up.

So.....I shall just enjoy this moment while my good friend iktoweya licks the melted marshmallow off of me (sigh) and then I shall go hunting for fresh prey...... I mean players!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm iktoweya you do have a talented tongue!

Okay, enough pleasure (although I'll be back to that soon enough!) and on to business. I think we need some fresh blood in here.....ah ha! I spot someone lurking in the bushes over there....hmmmmmm....I think we should definitely invite this fun guy in to the crew!

*Minx innocently skips over to the bushes pretending to search for Angel (we know she likes to hang out there with GW!) and oppppps......instead finds herself groping torgone! *shy smile*

Torgone....will you come out and play?

11-16-2003, 11:24 AM	#1241 (permalink)
hawkeye back from sabbatical Location: Mosptopia	Hawkeye sees fire and comes running. oooh. s'mores! cool, I love making s'mores does anybody want me to make them one? __________________ You're not fat, You're just a giant ball of love, covered in anger.

11-17-2003, 03:33 PM	#1245 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	Quick...someone pass me some chocolate syrup too...then I could be a human 'smore! Oh...but please, be gentle - I'm tender! __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

11-18-2003, 02:12 AM	#1247 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	With that said iktoweya looks for a graham cracker. Ah perfect there is one left. Looks like we'll have to share until we can get another box over here. Here's the deal your half will be what is between the graham crackers and well whatever falls will be mine squeezes the hell out of the graham cracker before it reaches Minx's mouth oops hehe __________________ i miss K-Wise Last edited by iktoweya; 11-18-2003 at 02:15 AM..*

11-18-2003, 03:35 PM	#1252 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	yeah i dont want this party to die either ikky proceeds to clean Minx up with his tongue. mmmmmmmmmmm human smores are good __________________ i miss K-Wise

11-19-2003, 10:12 AM	#1254 (permalink)
G_Whiz Junkie Location: Northern California	So, I haven't said anything in a couple of days and what do I come back to find... People talking about the thread dying. Not likely!!! And, ikky licking his way around Minx. Hey, Angel... Want to be a human smore??? I have a VERY active tongue. __________________ If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

11-18-2003, 12:31 PM	#1248 (permalink)
kerk9191 Upright Location: not standing still	graham crackers? are they it??

11-18-2003, 02:38 PM	#1250 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	geez sorry hmmmmm i just DUNNO who to tag sigh

11-18-2003, 02:53 PM	#1251 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	dangit no complaints :P i tag floonine! yer like it and stuff

11-19-2003, 03:18 PM	#1256 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	hey Hey HEY now she said that i could if any of the insides of the smore were to fall onto her. its not my fault that i my hand took over as i was about to feed it to her, instantly squeezing the better portion of it onto her body. Which then forces me to my duty as her hrm i dont know how to put this. i guess i would be the smore remover for Minx's body. __________________ i miss K-Wise Last edited by iktoweya; 11-19-2003 at 03:21 PM..

11-19-2003, 10:56 PM	#1258 (permalink)
vigjakob Upright	Tag!!!

11-19-2003, 11:48 PM	#1260 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	why does time finish off metric???? has anyone ever wondered that??? its like 60 seconds 60 minutes 24 hours 7 days 52 weeks/4 weeks 12 months but then from there it just goes off into multiples of ten you know like decade century millenium __________________ i miss K-Wise

11-20-2003, 01:30 AM	#1262 (permalink)
mirevolver Inspired by the mind's eye. Location: Between the darkness and the light.	Always the sign of a good bartender. Someone who can serve you drinks and information at the same time. __________________ Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.

11-20-2003, 04:20 PM	#1263 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	hrm yeah it definitely is easier with engineering calcs __________________ i miss K-Wise

11-20-2003, 08:47 PM	#1264 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	/me has fun with the chicks in the hot tub looks like this game is gettin back to action!

11-21-2003, 04:01 AM	#1265 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	ok i gotta go to work..... and with all the nude things that usually go on here.... I lost my left shoe......... anyone know where its at.........???????? __________________ Its good to be back.

11-21-2003, 06:16 AM	#1266 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	hrm those shoes in the powerlines dont look like a matching pair maybe one of them is your left shoe __________________ i miss K-Wise

11-21-2003, 09:25 AM	#1267 (permalink)
G_Whiz Junkie Location: Northern California	Having had a good taste of Angel... err smores, G_Whiz looks up to see what's going on Hmmmm. The bartender is serving and Midlandman is walking around wearing only a right shoe. Who's IT? Is this game really moving or not? Hey, Angel... wanta come over here and sit on my lap while I rub your shoulders? __________________ If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

11-21-2003, 02:02 PM	#1268 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	floonine is it I do believe..... Oh...and nobody tell Midlandmadman I hid his shoe on him so he can't go to work! Now you have to stay and play! Oh and NiceGuy.....if you are still being so kind as to bartend for us, I could use a shot of Jose Gold....I've had a bad day. __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

11-21-2003, 03:07 PM	#1269 (permalink)
G_Whiz Junkie Location: Northern California	Hi Minx. The offer of a lapdance back rub is open to you too. Let's get this party going again!!!! __________________ If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

11-22-2003, 01:38 AM	#1272 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Astrocloud drinks a shot (or two) of Cognac to everyone involved and wonders if he can stay afloat

11-22-2003, 01:52 AM	#1273 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	ill take a jose gold with Minx i dont really have a reason to i just dont think anyone should shoot or drink anything alone. cheers Minx __________________ i miss K-Wise

11-22-2003, 02:49 PM	#1274 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	Cheers iktoweya! clink And, thanks. Thanks for the drinks and the open ear NiceGuy, you are too sweet! *Minx prepares her salt, grabs a lime and throws back the shot followed by the lime. Mmmm...I did need that. (pours another .... oh oh ... this could be a long night!) __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

11-22-2003, 06:04 PM	#1276 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	Anything for a little lady like yourself Minx. Anytime you need a drinking buddy I'm always ready to throw a few back. Care for another Smore???? __________________ i miss K-Wise

11-23-2003, 04:10 PM	#1278 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	another smore coming right up. i'm sure the usual (only done once before but could easily become the usual) will do __________________ i miss K-Wise

11-24-2003, 01:11 PM	#1280 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	GW you are correct.....our current it is taking an awfully long time to show up. So.....I shall just enjoy this moment while my good friend iktoweya licks the melted marshmallow off of me (sigh) and then I shall go hunting for fresh prey...... I mean players! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm iktoweya you do have a talented tongue! Okay, enough pleasure (although I'll be back to that soon enough!) and on to business. I think we need some fresh blood in here.....ah ha! I spot someone lurking in the bushes over there....hmmmmmm....I think we should definitely invite this fun guy in to the crew! Minx innocently skips over to the bushes pretending to search for Angel (we know she likes to hang out there with GW!) and oppppps......instead finds herself groping torgone! shy smile* Torgone....will you come out and play? __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!