Oh, cnor, are you spoiling me? :o

* pops back up* "what? I couldn't hear you with your hands over my ears":D

Oh, I was just saying how much you're spoiling me, that's all :)

Oh....well, would you like me to stop?

NOnono, that's okay, I enjoy attention, hon! ;)

very well.....*takes a VERY deep breath.......

Hail Citizens!

Apologies to Cnor and Sillygirl for the interruption.

Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, and the rise of the distant sun upon this modest post, there was an age unimagined. It was a time when beast and flower were one with man and sandwich. Unto this magical epoch, Giant Hamburger, destined to wear the leaden crown of It once again upon a troubled brow enters the verbal fray.

I have witnessed raw naked power of the hot tub. I have seen the rivers of alcohol flow into the orifices of my peers. I have stared at the poofy clouds in the inscrutable heavens above to glean truthful meaning and found none. I have many questions whose answers will not be found here. I have one answer to the only query that calls this thread home: Who will now be it?

It will be Txlovely.

I will pm her momentarily.
Over and out,
-GH

Wow, GH, what a speech! I hope tx joins us!

Now, back to what we were doing.... ;)

.... i may look like a waffle but ill feel good!

Niceguy, a margarita, and dont makeit stiff?

Me? Make something stiff? There's only one thing stiff on me and I didn't make it that way;):lol:
*NiceGuy hands his favorite waffle a margarita.*
Would you like a back rub to go with that?;) *NiceGuy grabs some lotion while he waits for a response...*

yea, the last margarita you made me about put me face first on the floor!

always willing to get a back rub!

Not my fault you had soo many tequila shots right beforehand... I was just bartending the party...

*NiceGuy sqirts some cool lotion onto minyn's back, and with gentle, warm hands, slowly spreads the lotion everywhere and rubs it in.*
You know... this would be a lot easier if you weren't in a chair that swings around....
*NiceGuy pulls some padding out from under the bar and lays it across the top of the bar. He carefully picks up minyn and sets her on the padding. He then gives her a deep back massage, mixed with some gentle caressing.;)*

i need a beer

Can I have a yummy fruity drink while you're at the bar, NiceGuy? :) Thanks!!

Sorry... I'm a little preoccupied... okay, extremely preoccupied...;)

There some fruit drinks at the end of the bar and beer in the fridge... you're going to have to help yourselves for a while...

*ikky takes a shot of 151 and then assess the situation and takes control*

something fruity eh?? lets see about that much 151, a little bit of banana liquor and cocunut rum all in a pineapple orange juice mix and just a spoon of grenadine *pause for shot* a little bit of shake shake shake a few fruits on the side and there ya go sillygirl a bahama mama

*another shot of the good stuff*

Wow. I have the feeling that's gonna mess me up good! :-/

hehe

Mmmm... maybe I should stay away from 151.... :-/

Is this good for you? Perhaps now some other parts of your beautiful body need some attention...
*NiceGuy takes his attention from massaging minyn's back and begins massaging her legs...*

*pops up to say "hi" ;)
mmm..that looks good, can I have a little sip?

You can have as much as you'd like, cnor! ;)

no one should ever stay away from 151 and cnor if ya like i could get one out to ya right away :D

hey that's not bad at all! I’d love one iktoweya, could you put one of those cheesy little umbrellas in it too?....I love those………Sillygirl, would you be a dear and let me know when my drink arrives? I’ve got some unfinished business to attend to……*disappears under the water again

WowzA
 

Wow I read through the first 17 pages of this thread before daring to click on the "Last" button to see how long this zany activity has actually gone on. 92 PAGES!! Someone give me a Haiku summarizing the last 50 pages!

Hmmmm, glad to see that things are moving right along without me. :D

Keep my place warm, I'll be back as soon as things settle down a bit.

*giggles* Sure thing, hon! ;)

This is so random and meaningless that it is logical and makes sense.

cnor, honey, I don't think he's bringing you a drink..... you may be under that water for a while yet.....

sure thing i had to run to the store to get ya a cheesy umbrella because i dont know where niceguy keeps his or if he has any but here it is a bahama mama with an umbrella

Cnor!!! I hate to interrupt you, but.... ikky brought your drink! :)

iktoweya. you rock! this tastes great! almost as good as........well, you know.

I think I'll sit back and enjoy this.....

Everything's around the bar somewhere. The umbrillas should be in one of the drawers on the left side.

*blushes* My, cnor... that's a big boner you have.....

At the request of Giant Hamburger, I have been declared "it". Not sure what to do with that other than know that as "it", I have a great responsibility - I must futher this thread with a nonsensical posting.

Um, this was the nonsensical posting.
Many thanks, GH for thinking highly enough of me to declare me "it". I shall look forward to the day I will be able to return the favor.

*chuckles.......no dear, that's my flashlight:hmm:

....oh........... :( Well, maybe there's something that can be done about that.... ~sly smile~

And YAY! TX joined us!!! :D

puuuuuuuurrrrrrfect, alright, you are being beckoned Niceguy, you really should return to the festivites, im going to lounge and bake (i mean tan) for a bit, dont worry, ill be around!

thankyou no less

what was the point of this thread again? :D

none whatsoever.