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KWSN 08-30-2004 12:04 PM

Mountain - Nantucket Sleighride (to Owen Coffin)

new lyric

Oh, this is a crock of shit!
I lost the fucking thing!
Oh wait, no here it is in my pocket.

agball 09-01-2004 12:31 PM

The Streets, "It was supposed to be Easy"

New Lyric:

The Ultimate in Vanity
Exploiting Their Supremacy
I Can't Believe the Things You Say
I Can't Believe
I Can't Believe the Price You Pay
Nothing Can Save You

Sticky 09-01-2004 05:18 PM

Metallica - And Justice For All

Next Lyric:

Thinks about her now and how he never really wept he says
I can't be held responsible
'Cause she was touching her face
I won't be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place

Troublebot 09-02-2004 11:29 AM

Verve Pipe- Freshmen

I知 not looking for an answer anymore
I知 not looking for a visionary
Help me mother mary
I致e done my time
I知 closer everyday to a life of crime

thales 09-02-2004 01:07 PM

Rick James - Jude

My house smells just like a zoo
It's chock full of shit and puke
Cockroaches on the walls
Crabs crawling 'round my balls
Ohhhh, but I'm so clean cut
I just want to f**k some slut

pedro padilla 09-03-2004 01:46 AM

fear - i love livin in the city

nothin to do
excitement level zero
couldnエt find a girl
cuz theyエre all out chasin heroes

09-03-2004 01:51 AM

The Boxer, Simon and Garfunkel

Standin at the crossroads of life
and I dont know where to go
You know you got my heart babe,
but my musics got my soul

pedro padilla 09-03-2004 02:32 AM

simon and garfunkel? dood you are way high.

cheeterbo 09-03-2004 05:22 PM

the boxer -simon & garfunkel

new lyric

sweetness, i was only joking when i said by right you should be bludgeoned in your bed

pedro padilla 09-03-2004 07:57 PM

big sloppy wet kiss to you also darlin

tehhappyboy 09-03-2004 08:06 PM

the smiths, bigmouth strikes again

good one,

lyrics:
you get your PhD. how happy you will be,
when you get a job at wendy's and are honored with employee of the month.

vermin 09-04-2004 04:14 PM

Aren't those the alternate lyrics to "Freebird"?

kazoo 09-05-2004 08:42 PM

Barenaked Ladies: Never is Enough/Stunt
Country Dick Montana & the Beat Farmers: Happy Boy

Though I get weary doesn't mean that I'm unwilling, my body belies me, I'm of fertile mind

Sticky 09-10-2004 11:09 AM

I think I have this right.

Erasure - Piano Song

Next Lyric:
I can't stand to fly
I'm not that nieve.
Men want men to ride
With clouds between their knees.

Arlene 09-10-2004 11:21 AM

Quite sure that it is : Superman - Five For Fighting

next one
Some things are too hot to touch
The human mind can only stand so much
You can't win with a losing hand

Sticky 09-10-2004 01:04 PM

Bob Dylan - Things Have Changed

Next Lyric:
Don't think sorry's easily said
Don't try turning tables instead
You've taken lots of Chances before
But I'm not gonna give anymore
Don't ask me
That's how it goes
Cause part of me knows what you're thinkin'

kazoo 09-11-2004 07:33 AM

Eye in the Sky-Alan Parsons Project

New lyric:
she'd tell the whole town,
she'd tell the whole world,
I had to shut her up

Arlene 09-11-2004 10:50 AM

Ruth Ruth-I Killed Meg The Prom Queen

new lyric:
So you said let's meet at eleven
And you kissed me goodbye in the rain
And whispered I love you my darling
Maybe I'll bring some cocaine

kazoo 09-12-2004 04:56 PM

Lee Clayton - A little cocaine

New lyric:
I blinked and answered 'Neon'
I thought I'd blow her mind

Tophat665 09-13-2004 05:01 PM

Good one! Tom "T-Bone" Stankus - Existential Blues

His eyebrows grow together
People in the office are bound to talk

joanne18481 09-13-2004 05:34 PM

Black Sabbath - Solitude
 
My name it means nothing,my fortune is less,
My future is shrouded in dark wilderness,
Sunshine is far away, clouds linger on,
Everything I posess,now they are gone,
They are gone,they are gone...........

kazoo 09-13-2004 11:04 PM

Camper Van Beethoven - My Path Belated and then
At first I was thinking Dylan, but you kinda gave it away

New lyric:
my two main men are Jesus and old John Birch

kazoo 09-15-2004 08:21 PM

Following an pm from Tophat665 to break the logjam:

The artist is: Country Dick Montana and the Beat Farmers
Song title is: Gun Sale at the Church

New lyric:
There値l be Ravens, blocking tackles in the sky
There値l be cans of Natty Boh for you and I

tspikes51 09-15-2004 08:30 PM

Blue Skies Over Mundalk by Mary Prankster

New Lyric (personal favorite):
Life ain't a track meet,
It's a marathon

warrrreagl 09-15-2004 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tspikes51
New Lyric (personal favorite):
Life ain't a track meet,
It's a marathon

Ice Cube, You Can Do It



If you're a long way from home
And can't sleep at all.
You know another mule is
Kicking in your stall.

kazoo 09-16-2004 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tspikes51
Blue Skies Over Mundalk by Mary Prankster

Try Dundalk, as in Maryland, instead. :hmm:

tspikes51 09-17-2004 05:33 PM

Yeah, I know, I screwed up. The song is definately a big ol' reference to fair Baltimore. I wish that I could go there sometime.

Tophat665 09-18-2004 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by warrrreagl
If you're a long way from home
And can't sleep at all.
You know another mule is
Kicking in your stall.

Old School Blues! Well done.

Howlin' Wolf - Evil.

Right:

"Seems like only yesterday
Cocaine and ecstasy
Run around and jump on anything ya see"

kazoo 09-19-2004 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tspikes51
Yeah, I know, I screwed up. The song is definately a big ol' reference to fair Baltimore. I wish that I could go there sometime.

Mary is such a little cutie, too. Had the privilege of seeing her perform live at a private party in '03. :thumbsup:

Tophat665 10-20-2004 07:34 PM

Fair enough, that was Big Audio Dynamite-Stone Thames.

Try this one:
The Mystery Man came over, and he said, "I'm outta Sight."
He said, for a nominal service charge I could reach Nrvana tonight.

Sticky 10-21-2004 08:24 AM

Cosmik Debris - Frank Zappa

Next:
Well, beat the drum and hold the phone - the sun came out today
We're born again, there's new grass on the field
Roundin' third, and headed for home, it's a brown-eyed handsome man
Anyone can understand the way I feel

Averett 10-21-2004 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sticky
Cosmik Debris - Frank Zappa

Next:
Well, beat the drum and hold the phone - the sun came out today
We're born again, there's new grass on the field
Roundin' third, and headed for home, it's a brown-eyed handsome man
Anyone can understand the way I feel

Is it Centerfield by umm... fuck, is it John or Dan Fogerty?

John! Yeah, it's John. The Braves play this before every home game. So I'm saying yes, it is Centerfield by John Fogerty.

Okay, so I'm next? Alright then.....

Well it's one for the money
two for the show

Sticky 10-21-2004 01:49 PM

Blue Suede Shoes - Elvis Presley


Next:
Folk down there really don't care, really don't care,
don't care, really don't

Tophat665 10-22-2004 09:51 PM

Which
Which way the pressure lies....
Led Zeppelin-Misty Mountain Hop

And he
Wore a hat
and he
had a job
and he
brought home the bacon
so that
no one knew............

Sticky 11-11-2004 09:30 AM

Mongoloid - Devo


Next:
I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon

Troublebot 11-11-2004 10:55 AM

El Scorcho- Weezer

You're older now, and a clever swine
But they were the only ones who ever stood by you.

Sticky 11-11-2004 11:23 AM

Rubber Ring - The Smiths


Next:
I didn't mean to hurt you
I'm sorry that I made you cry

monkeydriven 11-12-2004 10:27 AM

Jealous Guy - Lennon

Next:
No L.O.I.T.E.R.I.N.G allowed
Underneath that sign congregated quite a crowd

Troublebot 11-12-2004 11:24 AM

Crazy Mary - Lucinda Williams


You go out on a date with your fiancee
The pretty little lady with the eyes of gray
You go to the bathroom to brush your teeth
WHAT! NO TOOTHPASTE?!?

Sticky 11-15-2004 10:10 AM

A Selection - Fishbone


Next:
when i was in the french army
i went to look into my kit
expecting to find a crousanwich
the whole thing was filled up with


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