Bruce Springsteen - Thunder Road (YES!!!! WE FINALLY GOT THIS TO PAGE 6!!!)

new lyric:

Another had been found
Another ocean on the planet
Given that our blood is just like the Atlantic
And how.

modest mouse- third planet

Next:

no more troubles no more fields
had alot of rest with nothing to do
but i got kinda bored with nothing to do
i wanted flesh and blood

the doors - in the eye of the sun

new lyric:

Blood on the stones of the citadel

iron maiden - montsegur

Next:

and after three days of drinking with lavernov
i just get an incling to go on home

A3 - Woke Up This Morning

new lyric:

this is how it feels when
no one loves you
when no one loves you
i'm with lust, i'm with lust, i'm with stupid
i jam with stupid

GlassJaw - Snow Viel

Next:
Money talks
But it don't sing and dance
And it don't walk

Forever in Blue Jeans - Neil Diamond
(I shouldn't know that)

next:

From the steamin Mekong delta
To the shores of Tonkin bay
Bombs of yellied gasoline
Is making night as bright as day

D-A-D - Jihad

Next:

From the halls of Montezuma
To the shores of Tripoli,

The Marine's Hymn

next:
On the highway to your house,
I see the signpost, I check it out.

Can't slow Down - Joe Satriani

Next:
All the rusted signs we ignore throughout our lives
Choosing the shiny ones instead

Pearl jam - Thumbing My way

Next:
Filled with pain
A bruised and darkened soul
Spare me from the
Life that's full of misery

Fear Factory - Replica

new lyric:

Bring me back
Bring me a brick

The Dillinger Escape Plan - 43% Burnt


New Lyric:
She was divinity's creature
That kissed in cold mirrors
A queen of snow
Far beyond compare

Cradle of Filth - Ghost In The Fog


New Lyric -

Can you see the line where the water ends?
Throws itself off into oblivion
As the sky goes so complacent
Then spits a little compassion
Dusk approaches, city’s carnivorous
Moist with sweat, like it wants to eat us

Boy Hits Car - Man Without Skin

Next:
This is the aftermath in me
Tendency to keep it all inside

Shadows Fall - The Art of Balance

New Lyric:

Walking to Wall Street in a straight jacket

I Used To Hate Cell Phones But Now I Hate Car Accidents - Norma Jean

Am I right?
Oh well, I guess I will continue

Next:
I never thought I'd die alone
Another six months, I'll be unknown
Give all my things to all my friends
You'll never step foot in my room again
You'll close it off, board it up
Remember the time that I spilled the cup
Of apple juice in the hall
Please tell mom this is not her fault

Blink 182 - Adam's Song

Next:
Cold seems crippling lame
Meander through corridors
Aroma's thick with age
Mark off the day
Reflections of my life are fading

Mudvayne - Death Blooms

(btw, you were right Sticky)

new lyric:

She puts the weights into my little heart and she gets in my room and she takes it apart

Interpol - Obstacle 1

New Words:
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact, sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin' give her some smoochies, too

Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently

New song:

In the name of it's for you
I bought it all and it's all untrue
I know I'm a little slow
Desperate and it shows

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Eskimo

new lyric:

this is nothing new
oh no, just another phase of finding that what i really need
is what makes me bleed
but like a new disease
she's still too young to treat

Damien Rice - Volcano

New Song Segment :
Land of anger
I didn't ask to be born
Sadness, sorrow
Everything so alone

Sepultura - Dead Embryonic Cells

new lyric:

tour de force
tour de force
de facto
ayuchuco
ayuchuco
ayuchuco

That's a tough one.

At the Drive In - Chanbara

Next:
And when I lean my head against the frosted shower stall
I see stuff through the glass that I don't recognize at all.

They Might Be Giants - Till My Head Falls Off

Here's an easy one,
New (German) Words:
Dein weisses fleisch erregt mich so
Ich bin doch nur ein gigolo
Dein weisses fleisch erleuchtet mich

Das ist Weisses Fleisch Durch Rammstein


Hier ist mein:

Hast Du etwas Zeit für mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich
Von 99 Luftballons

Nena - 99 Luftbaloons (or Goldfinger's cover...)

new lyric:

This one's fat like your mother
Contains enough calories
Resonates in all your favorite frequencies

The Streets - Sharp Darts

New Words:
Some say the end is near
Some say we'll see armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three-ring circus sideshow of freaks

Tool - Aenima

new lyric:

So doctor won't you pull the fucking plug?
Won't you cut the cord?
Cause you can't put the fight back into
This hospital ward.

Blood Brothers- Every Breath is a bomb.

(and it says Life, not fight.....just fyi)


I am writing
graffiti on your body
i am drawing the story
of how hard we tried

Ani Difranco - Both Hands

Imma play this Vandross
You gon' take your pants off
Imma play this Galdys Knight
Me and you gon' get right

Ani DiFranco - Both Hands

EDIT:

Twizta - Slow Jams

(BTW that song's lyrics as on the lyric sheet don't totally coincide with the actual song. One of the two singers sings "Fight" on where it supposedly should say "life"... I'm not sure what the other one is saying though)

new lyric:

we don't see her beyond her molded worth
is she accepted or rejected
we consume her shell
she must refuse his pride
this world she must defy
defy
they will sell her as a mindless games
and you're a winner when you own her
what we expect is vain
doors don't open as she suffocates
and she will teach us and make some change
but we don't learn a thing
we don't see her
we don't see her
we'll consume her
but we don't see her

*bump*

WE CAN'T LET THIS DIE!

I agree <b>KWSN</b>

Snapcase - She Suffocates


Next:
Everybody knows about Hollywood skunks
Soulfull sex and funky monks
My tencil town is made of steel
Let's whimp, let's shout, let's make a deal !

Hollywood and Hollywood not
We are so lively on the spot
Feel so alive, don't know where to stop
Are you def or dumb or what?!

RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS "Sikamikanico"

What keeps sodomites under the sausage pole?
Who's gonna make your butt slam shut?
What makes your rectum pucker?
What makes the monkeys swing?
What makes the birds chirp?
What makes baboons burp?
Who's gonna take you straight to hell?
Who keeps it all under control?
Sphincter, Mighty Sphincter!
Who controls the big black hole?
Who's gonna make your head grow fins?
Who's gonna make you have a real nice time?
Who's taking you to Disneyland?

Mighty Sphincter - Constrictions in E Minor

new lyric:

If you see a sucker, cut him
don’t like perpetrators

Prefuse 73 — The End of Biters (International)

"I've seen fire and I've seen rain"

James Taylor - Fire and Rain

new lyric:

Murder = white out. Cancer = birth blouse. Mirror = perfect glass spouse. Oil = sex paint. Shower = water saint. Death decodes the howls from our hands. Skull = noise nest. TV = fuck test. Mirror = siamese gun kiss. Sugar = birth bait. Murder = loves fate. Death distills the camouflage from our dance. Death inverts the red from romance. Death x-rays the angels of chance. Death; the anti mirror of infants. Like a picture hiding beneath the digital Avalanche.

Blood Brothers - Cecilia and the Silhouette Saloon

I don't mind the sun sometimes
The images it shows
I can taste you on my lips
And smell you in my clothes
Cinnamon and sugary
And softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look
Through other people's eyes

Butthole Surfers - Pepper (nice choice, Sticky)

new lyric:

Michigan! Ponshewaing! Cadillac!

I may be out of luck on this one.

Anybody?

i googled it myself. no luck. these are the exactl lyrics though... i guess i'll have to find someone who actually knows it.........

here's a hint, it's off one of the top albums on Pitchfork Media's top 50 of 2003, and the title of the song is the closest title on the album to the actual title OF the album.

BUMP*** Can't let this die so I'll give it to you...

The last one was Sufjan Stevens - Say Yes! to M!ch!gan!

new lyric:

need more friends with wings
all the angels i know put concrete in my veins

Billy Talent - Nothing to Lose

I was born in a lighthouse. My mother was the sea.
I'd go to school each morning when it occurred to me
That life's just a mood ring you're not allowed to see
And this is what it said to me...

They Might Be Giants - Absolutely Bill's Mood

You gotta have no illusions
Just keep goin' your way
Lookin' over your shoulder

Joe Jackson - Look Sharp!

Next:
B double E double R-U-N beer run
B double E double R-U-N beer run
all we need is a ten and a fiver
a car and a key and a sober driver
B double E double R-U-N beer run

garth brooks. beer run.

and you can place all blame on my roomate in university for my knowing that one. :\

If you want to know how
To fly high then go now
To the place where all the concubines...
Meet and converse with them
Marvel at their pale skin
Wonder how they chew on their pointy....

OK, that's David Bowie, Life on Mars.
The <a href="http://slicks.ulyssis.org/coverdb/song/546.html">Cover Songs Database</a> has 2, possibly three artists covering it, Scala, Mannix, and Jasper Steverlinck & Steven and Stijn Kolacny.

My turn:

You'll take my life but I'll take yours too.
You'll fire your musket but I'll run you through.
So while you're waiting for the next attack,
you better stand. There's no turning back.
The bugle sounds the charge begins,
but on this battlefield no one wins.
The smell of acid, smoke, and horses' breath,
as we plunge on in toward certain death.
OOOOOOOOOH
OOOOOOOOOH

<b>monody</b>, actually, you are wrong.

The Lyrics are from <a href="http://www.lyricsbox.com/todd-snider-lyrics-beer-run-4zxvzgd.html" target="new">Beer Run by Tom Snyder</a>

<a href="http://www.leoslyrics.com/listlyrics.php?hid=PqjJU3qZUz4%3D" target="new">Garth Brooks and George Jones</a> have a song that has completely different lyrics.

What happens now?

Oh, I created the thread, I guess it is my call.

ok, fine continue with <b>Tophat665</b>'s lyrics even though <b>monody</b> was completely wrong.

oops- sorry. guess i was better at tuning out my roomie's music than i thought!

damn!

The Trooper - Iron Maiden

Next:
Don't surround yourself with yourself,
Move on back two squares

Yes! Yes - 've Seen All Good People

There's a cheesy atom bomb explosion all the big groups use....

Atomic light will shine
through an old venitian blind
making patterens on your face
and the in cuts to outer space
with its billions and billions and billions and billions...

(Edited because it's the other Yes song with more or less that tune, and because I have fat, klutzy fingers.)

Frank Zappa- Be In My Video

I heard nice guys finish last
But see this theory doesn't quite explain the reason I'm
Letting y'all rat racers leave the gate ahead of time
And still politely waiting for you at the finish line
Some people find it so amazing how I put a rhyme
Together and bring it to life like Dr. Frankenstein

J live
don't play
I would have never known that.

Oh well.....

here's mine

It might be hard to search which is what I'm hoping.

Violence for the people
Give the kids what they need

marilyn manson - astonishing panorama of the end times

next: "That's what you get for having
A penis up your ass"

lol

Hi Jimmy !

Oh, that's lovely :(
M.O.D. - A.I.D.S.

Striking out in a different direction we come to this lyric:

The artist knew their faces well
Husbands of his lady friends
his creditors and councellors
in armor bright the merchant men

Official moments of the guild
in poses keen from bygone days
city fathers frozen there
upon the canvas dark with age

The smell of paint, a flask of wine
And turn those faces all to me
The blunderbuss and halberd-shaft
And dutch respectability

They make their entrance one by one
Defenders of that way of life
The redbrick home, the bourgeoisie
Guitar lessons for the wife

(I give you so much so you won't need google, I hope.)

I was close, but I needed google

King Crimson - The Night Watch

Next:
One of sixteen vestal virgins
Who were leaving for the coast
And although my eyes were open
They might just as well've been closed

A Whiter Shade of Pale - Annie Lennox :D

Next one:

All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere

Gary Jules - Mad World

Next:

<i>Pick me up at half past none -- there's not a moment to lose.
There is the train on which I came.
On the platform are my old shoes.
Station master rings his bell.
Whistles blow and flags wave.
A little of what you fancy does you good (Or so it should).
I thank everybody for making me welcome.
I'd stay but my wings have just dropped off.</i>

Jethro Tull - A passion Play


new Lyric:

I can't remember anything, can't tell if this is true or just a dream

Metallica - One (My brother in law knew this one, not me)

new lyric:

Just try to see in the dark
Just try to make it work
To feel the fear before you're here
I make the shapes come much too close
I pull my eyes out
Hold my breath
And wait until I shake

But if I had your faith
Then I could make it safe and clean
If only I was sure
That my head on the door was a dream

The Cure - Close to Me

<b>YoungNastyMan</b>, I can't believe that you said Annie Lennox, what is wrong with Procol Harum. Anyway...

Next:
and its 1..2..3.. the kids love the monkey and
4..5..6.. the monkey's got a hockey stick
7..8..9.. havin a good time yeaaaa

Hockey Monkey by The Zambonis

The hot mama living above me
Always gets a rise from me
She's so soft in my hands
I give her all she can stand
Make a full fledged man outta me

Alice Cooper - Lace & Whiskey

<i>Given that true intellectual and emotional compatability
Are at the very least difficult
If not impossible to come by
We could always opt for the more temporal gratification
Of sheer physical attraction
That wouldn't make you a shallow person
Would it</i>

Here I AM - Lyle Lovett


Revolution, the only solution,
The armed response of an entire nation,
Revolution, the only solution,
We've taken all your shit, now it's time for restitution

System of A Down - Pluck

Bind me tie me
Chain me to the wall I wanna be a slave
To you all

X-Ray Spex - Oh Bondage, Up Yours!

new lyric:

i got no friends... no friends at all people never call me and its all my fault..... i got no friends none at all... people think its funny but i dont at all

(heh this is a hard one...)

Anybody?

Nobody? Well let's move on.

Next Lyric:
Clean your act up and don't be a slob
Get it together like your big brother Bob

george thorogood and the delaware destroyers

get a haircut, and get a real job...

Post a lyric <b>Uncle phil</b>

oh, shoot...sorry...


"I can't wait too look in the mirror,
'cause I get better lookin' each day..."

Mac Davis, It's Hard to be Humble

"But her sense of taste is such that she'll distinguish with her tongue
The Subtleties a spectrogram would miss.
And announce her decision, while demanding her reward
A jelly-fish kiss."

Brian Eno- The Fat Lady Of Limbourgh

"Lover don't betray me
if you hold our secrets close
you can always play with me"

Dan Reed - Make it easy (had to look it up)

Next Lyric:
Here I am
I'm the man on the scene
I can give you what you want
But you got to come home with me
I forgot some good old lovin'
And I got some more in store
When I get to throw it on you
You got to come back for more

Otis Redding - Hard to Handle

Next Lyric:

sliding out of reverse into drive
this wheel will be turning right, then straight
off in the sunset she'll ride

Pearl Jam - Many Fast cars

Try this one pups, from back in the day!

Goodbye, little Robin-Marie
Don't try following me
Don't cry, little Robin-Marie
'Cause you know I'm coming home soon

My ships' leaving on a three-year tour
The next tide will take us from shore
Windlaced, gather in sail and spray
On a search for the mighty sperm whale

Fly your willow branches
Wrap your body round my soul
Lay down your reeds and drums on my soft sheets
There are years behind us reaching
To the place where hearts are beating
And I know you're the last true love I'll ever meet

Starbuck's sharpening his harpoon
The black man's playing his tune
An old salt's sleeping his watch away
He'll be drunk again before noon

Three years sailing on bended knee
We found no whales in the sea
Don't cry, little Robin-Marie
'Cause we'll be in sight of land soon

Mountain - Nantucket Sleighride (to Owen Coffin)

new lyric

Oh, this is a crock of shit!
I lost the fucking thing!
Oh wait, no here it is in my pocket.

The Streets, "It was supposed to be Easy"

New Lyric:

The Ultimate in Vanity
Exploiting Their Supremacy
I Can't Believe the Things You Say
I Can't Believe
I Can't Believe the Price You Pay
Nothing Can Save You

Metallica - And Justice For All

Next Lyric:

Thinks about her now and how he never really wept he says
I can't be held responsible
'Cause she was touching her face
I won't be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place

Verve Pipe- Freshmen

I’m not looking for an answer anymore
I’m not looking for a visionary
Help me mother mary
I’ve done my time
I’m closer everyday to a life of crime

Rick James - Jude

My house smells just like a zoo
It's chock full of shit and puke
Cockroaches on the walls
Crabs crawling 'round my balls
Ohhhh, but I'm so clean cut
I just want to f**k some slut

fear - i love livin in the city

nothin to do
excitement level zero
couldn´t find a girl
cuz they´re all out chasin heroes

The Boxer, Simon and Garfunkel

Standin at the crossroads of life
and I dont know where to go
You know you got my heart babe,
but my musics got my soul

simon and garfunkel? dood you are way high.

the boxer -simon & garfunkel

new lyric

sweetness, i was only joking when i said by right you should be bludgeoned in your bed

big sloppy wet kiss to you also darlin

the smiths, bigmouth strikes again

good one,

lyrics:
you get your PhD. how happy you will be,
when you get a job at wendy's and are honored with employee of the month.

Aren't those the alternate lyrics to "Freebird"?

Barenaked Ladies: Never is Enough/Stunt
Country Dick Montana & the Beat Farmers: Happy Boy

Though I get weary doesn't mean that I'm unwilling, my body belies me, I'm of fertile mind

I think I have this right.

Erasure - Piano Song

Next Lyric:
I can't stand to fly
I'm not that nieve.
Men want men to ride
With clouds between their knees.

Quite sure that it is : Superman - Five For Fighting

next one
Some things are too hot to touch
The human mind can only stand so much
You can't win with a losing hand

Bob Dylan - Things Have Changed

Next Lyric:
Don't think sorry's easily said
Don't try turning tables instead
You've taken lots of Chances before
But I'm not gonna give anymore
Don't ask me
That's how it goes
Cause part of me knows what you're thinkin'

Eye in the Sky-Alan Parsons Project

New lyric:
she'd tell the whole town,
she'd tell the whole world,
I had to shut her up

Ruth Ruth-I Killed Meg The Prom Queen

new lyric:
So you said let's meet at eleven
And you kissed me goodbye in the rain
And whispered I love you my darling
Maybe I'll bring some cocaine

Lee Clayton - A little cocaine

New lyric:
I blinked and answered 'Neon'
I thought I'd blow her mind

Good one! Tom "T-Bone" Stankus - Existential Blues

His eyebrows grow together
People in the office are bound to talk