What are You wearing RIGHT NOW
 

so what are you wearing...........:D

I'm wearing one of these
http://www.visitadam.com/images/mymind/luna_lamp.jpg
so I wont lick myself at work.

but how will you know if someone else is licking you?

One sock.... guess where...

Beware potential lickers!
I secrete a hallucinogenic venom when agitated.

I will guess that fhqwhgads has placed his solitary sock over his swollen, exposed pineal gland that he has been resonating for far too long.

Turn off that infernal machine before it is too late!

you say that like its a bad thing.. :D

i'm guessing your nose or your right ear...

or maybe your left hand and you've made a sock puppet and are putting on a show for the hot lady who lives across the street.

A thin blue sheet, that's all folks!

an evil grin...

My disarming smile is in the wash.

a smile and a toothbrush.

Extra credit: It's yours, and I am not holding it in either hand!

scrubs and a lab coat

Carpenter jeans, black t-shirt, black loafers.

That would be so cool (if I could do that). Teach me your ways oh hallucinogenic veonomous one!:D


Just shorts and a T-shirt.

Suit jacket and pants and a blouse... and heels....

clothes, and under those, my birthday suit.

BTW Sir Hamburger...do you remove it so you can lick yourself at home?

Interestingly GH is immune to his own secretions. However, like a dog, he is flexible enough to lick himself fully.

I am currently clothed in a kimono I stole from the last hotel I stayed in.

I am currently clothed in a bedsheet with holes cut out for my eyes.

burgundy underwear, a green Express sweatshirt, and the make-up I never took off after I got home from my show at 2:00 in the morning. :D

Oh and I have a cat on my lap. Does that mean I'm wearing it?

a manthong and chocolate sauce

Denim jacket, gray t-shirt, jeans, socks, black safety shoes, boxers, and a watch.

I'm going to have to post here again when I get home...

Jeans, T-shirt that says "We're All Going to Hell," Black military style hat, black and pink Vision Street Wear shoes.


And a smile.

My favorite huge red robe, American Apparel pj pants, Socks to Stay Home In.
I feel pretty... oh so pretty...

I am wearing fredweena's underware.

Velvet pj pants, modal long-sleeve top


and an expression of sneaking suspicion that Charlatan stole my underwear and that it may show up in "The World Through My Phone" thread. ;)

Boxers, I live alone so I don't button the front.

boxers, I live with family so I button the front.

I am wearing boxers as well.

(Fredweena's undies are in the wash)

Black skirt, grey sweater, grey and black over-sweater (buttons).
Black hose. Black shoes. I feel rather funereal, but I've been informed that I actually look sophisticated.

I feel like I look like a New Yorker. :D

First real day this winter I felt cold.

Thermal Socks. Hiking boots. Flannel lined cargo pants and boxer briefs.
T-shirt under button down oxford under 100% shetland wool sweater.

Down vest and giant jacket around the back of my chair. Toque is still on, but the gloves are on the floor.

I came into the office as most were leaving this evening. There were judgmental looks about my toque and cargo pants. They looked unhappy and unprepared for the cold. I am warm and happy.

Modal/angora cranberry sweater, my favorite ultra low-rise jeans (that apparently make my butt look cute :D), socks, and really, really tall shoes.
And my favorite net thong that Charlatan didn't borrow.

Ultra low-rise jeans? So if there's no butt-crack showing then they're too big, right?

Right now...a boring white shirt and an even more boring green pants that's slightly too large. Or maybe I'm getting thin. :D

How I wish we could wear shorts to work. 32°C days are no joke.

black suede skirt
black tights
black loafers
light pink button down shirt

Warm clothes..stupid snow.

Corduroys, turtleneck, and sweater. Getting ready to put on the snow boots. Oh and cranberry sauce, I'm a messy eater. :lol:

you must pay higher taxes i the gold cost :D It's raining this morning by the lake :D

If I am, then I'm going to fire the weatherman. :lol: He said snow starting at 2:00 which is when I walk home from work. Nothing..wore my boots for nothing.

But today it is snowing so I have 3 layers on my legs and 2 layers on the top, and 2 layers on the feet...getting ready to put on the scarf, coat, and hat.

it's gross out there today - more slush than actual snow...

purple flannel shirt
black tshirt
jeans
sneakers (was too lazy to wear boots and carry shoes :D)

my terry cloth shirt and jeans

I have a really long torso, the Ultra Low-Rise from Old Navy are the only ones that don't sit just below my rib cage. Crack is whack. :lol:

I'm getting ready to head out so I'm wearning said jeans again, a really comfy sparkly-ish hooded sweater, and flip-flops. It's 65 F again today... yay!

Um, nothing. (A common enough occurence even though it gets cold here.)
Witness the snow penis at Tilted Nonsense, Take 3. Thank (God) for central heating. Yay.

Jeans and an old Montreal Expos jersey.

I hope those jeans are Levi's!:thumbsup:

my work uniform. black pants, black shoes, black socks, black golf shirt with a zipper in the front and the restaurants logo.

A whole lotta nuthin.....now thats a scary thought huh?

Slate blue shirt and a Tie I got at the Nordstrom Rack store

a saraong... the heat has returned.

a ck bathrobe, many years old, which is strangely warm for its weight.

It's freezing again... I'm in my velvet pjs and a pair of socks. :D I love American Apparel.

jammies,hard rock cafe t-shirt..........and a bass guitar.


and i can't forget the spot of coffee on my sleeve.

Some old navy boxer briefs that I got for Christmas...

It's after noon and I am still in my soft pink jammies. Hey, it's a gimme some down time kind of day! :)

A suit made of babies!
http://www.gildlilies.com/img/kaleid...o/babysuit.jpg

Hey! That looks comfortable. Babies skin is so soft.

The plus side is that if you get hungry you can eat your suit.
Even better, it's the only suit that grows with you.

My wazoo will tingle when it's time to send that suit to college.

RIGHT NOW, I'm wearing pantaloons and a shirt with puffy sleaves.

I am clad once more in underware... I wonder what that says that I post scantily clad?

Perhaps I need to invest in a suit of babies.

I am wearing socks.

I am wearing my light blue jammies with moons and stars and butterflies and clouds on them. But hey, there's nothing under them! :devious:

I am wearing my flesh like a new suit.

Slippers today.

beige pants, brown top that says rock my world with yellow longer top underneath and brown sandals.

Pants and a shirt.
...and socks and underwear
...and an undershirt
...oh ya, and shoes and a belt

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ud/gunsuit.gif
I've got to take out some of them babies!

It was casual Friday today so I went to work in my favourite clothes:

http://www.uraniummusic.com/photos/gwar/1.jpg

Currently, I am in my underwear though.

with a costume like that who needs underwear?

or a towel

"Crack is whack"..... Hilarity at it's best!

underwear... again.

I am slowly turning into my Grandfather. Of this I am certain.

Sitting in a hotel room wearing a black bra and my comfy levi jeans. The jeans are at the really old state where they are sooooo soft.

damn, I knew I was forgetting something!

I am fully clothed for a change.

jammie bottoms and a T.......


*hahahha.........fuckin' GWAR*

Elmer's glue and Saran wrap. I'm regretting it now, no matter whose idea it was.

PLease, please, please elaborate.......

At least Elmer's glue is water-soluble. If it wasn't, I'd be sporting a very strange form of male-pattern baldness!

Levi's and a t-shirt.

Two towels. One on my head, one on me.
The carpet's too new to sit on with a bare bum.

jeans...hard rock T from hollywood......and a ballcap from the dominican republic

Jeans, Gatlinburg t-shirt wolf and mountains (white that when in the sun all the colors appear), a mens dark blue oxford short sleeve dressshirt unbuttoned, my rocketdog shoes

My jammies (again) these ones have zodiac signs all over them. I am about to head for the doctor (gots me a migraine) so I'll be dressed soon.

Still, if one gets kickbacks, shouldn't they take advantage? My ex-boss still doesn't know what to make of this.:thumbsup:

Wow, I'm dressed this time!
Jeans and a T-shirt and my bra.

My workout clothes. And I feel fantastically sweaty and engergized. :lol:
I missed working out.

Grey tank top, darker shade of grey jeans

armani jeans, tank and half-sweater turtleneck with kimono arms from bebe. and I didn't mention underwear because I'm going commando :)

Blue jeans with leather belt

Just recieved a very nice back massage :)

Tank top and a thong.

A loofah and some Suave soap.

Smexy.

oh how I miss those days... when I had my own place and I could hang around in a tank top and a thong.

loafers, shorts, golf shirt...

bottom to top: sneaks, short sweat socks, shorts, loose boxer shorts as opposed to some snugger ones or jockey shorts I have, my drab colored Tommy H shirt that I like how it feels so don't give me any crap about designer lables

I am wearing a barrel, a bloody pig's head and tube socks.

jeans and a tanktop, bra and panties (ugh)

FSU t shirt and yoga pants while I fall asleep on the couch.

Boots and yutes. Might have to change soon.

shoes, shorts, golf shirt and a sweatshirt...

sweat's good.

shorts & a t-shirt. /hides face/ & reading glasses.

ginch..........it's too fucking hot to wear anything else.

i'm going to jump in the pool

cute little purple sundress, and that's it! :D

Broccoli.

sweats...

ring, you're wearing broccoli? did you spill on yourself?

ring, you can leave your hat on.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ood/veghat.jpg

I'm wearing socks. I just took a shower and my toes were chilly.

that's celery.

so, you're nekked and wearing socks?

yes, my toes were cold. Other parts weren't. I think the airco is on too low a temp but I like to sleep in the cold air.

maybe you're wearing peaches?