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hrdwareguy · 06-09-2003, 10:38 AM

Did you ever want or wish you were a minister. Well, now is your chance. This site will ordaine you in under 3 minutes. Then it's just a matter of following up with your local government as to what you have to do for them to recognize you as a religous minister type person.

http://ulc.org

forgotten_dream · 06-09-2003, 10:42 AM

Wow.... I don't know wether to be amused or really, really frightened....

rockogre · 06-09-2003, 10:45 AM

Thank you. I am now another step closer to forging my own religion involving hub caps and four leaf clovers.

Giant Hamburger · 06-09-2003, 10:47 AM

Done... and it actually took about 1 minute.

I am please to introduce to you...
Reverend Giant Hamburger
Who has been ordained this Monday, June Ninth, 2003 .

Let me know how I can best serve you.

I'd like to thank the gods, my parents, my loving wife and children and hrdwareguy for helping me realize my dreams.
-GH

sadistikdreams · 06-09-2003, 12:58 PM

you shouldnt have showed me this...

I am ordained. *scratches head*

Huh. I thought it would be cooler. Well, im going to marry a Marilyn Manson action figure to a Ninja Turtle.

Minx · 06-09-2003, 01:00 PM

Ahhh yes the joys of becoming whatever you wish via the internet. I think three of the losers (opps did I say that out loud) that work in my office are "ministers". Slow day at work or what?!

BBtB · 06-09-2003, 01:08 PM

Of course ANYONE with time and money could build a church and start having services. Being ordained don't mean snit unless you are trying to advance in that religion (and most religions aren't even that well structured anyway) but I will go take my realism over here...

bundy · 06-09-2003, 07:30 PM

haha, the right reverend bundy hereby announces that as of today, the green bic pen is now officially married to the black artline.

Meridae'n · 06-09-2003, 07:36 PM

Does this mean we can all wear stupid white pointy hats?

vermin · 06-09-2003, 09:57 PM

I was ordained on March 26th. Two of the cats are married, one of the cats is now married to the dog, the goldfish are all married to each other (group thing), and the lawnmower is married to the circular saw.

Does this mean I'm tax-exempt?

Ogre840 · 06-10-2003, 09:49 AM

your only tax exempt if you start a church... ive been ordained for about a year... nothing exciting yet, but ill feel fine once the rapture comes!

06-09-2003, 10:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
hrdwareguy "Officer, I was in fear for my life" Location: Oklahoma City	How to become ordained in under 3 minutes Did you ever want or wish you were a minister. Well, now is your chance. This site will ordaine you in under 3 minutes. Then it's just a matter of following up with your local government as to what you have to do for them to recognize you as a religous minister type person. http://ulc.org __________________ Gun Control is hitting what you aim at Aim for the TFP, Donate Today

06-09-2003, 10:42 AM	#2 (permalink)
forgotten_dream Psycho	Wow.... I don't know wether to be amused or really, really frightened.... __________________ "A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

06-09-2003, 10:45 AM	#3 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	Thank you. I am now another step closer to forging my own religion involving hub caps and four leaf clovers. __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

06-09-2003, 12:58 PM	#5 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	you shouldnt have showed me this... I am ordained. scratches head Huh. I thought it would be cooler. Well, im going to marry a Marilyn Manson action figure to a Ninja Turtle. __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

06-09-2003, 01:00 PM	#6 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	Ahhh yes the joys of becoming whatever you wish via the internet. I think three of the losers (opps did I say that out loud) that work in my office are "ministers". Slow day at work or what?! __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

06-09-2003, 10:47 AM	#4 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Done... and it actually took about 1 minute. I am please to introduce to you... Reverend Giant Hamburger Who has been ordained this Monday, June Ninth, 2003 . Let me know how I can best serve you. I'd like to thank the gods, my parents, my loving wife and children and hrdwareguy for helping me realize my dreams. -GH

06-09-2003, 01:08 PM	#7 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	Of course ANYONE with time and money could build a church and start having services. Being ordained don't mean snit unless you are trying to advance in that religion (and most religions aren't even that well structured anyway) but I will go take my realism over here... __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

06-09-2003, 07:30 PM	#8 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	haha, the right reverend bundy hereby announces that as of today, the green bic pen is now officially married to the black artline. __________________ Ohayo!!!

06-09-2003, 07:36 PM	#9 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Does this mean we can all wear stupid white pointy hats? __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-09-2003, 09:57 PM	#10 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	I was ordained on March 26th. Two of the cats are married, one of the cats is now married to the dog, the goldfish are all married to each other (group thing), and the lawnmower is married to the circular saw. Does this mean I'm tax-exempt? __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

06-10-2003, 09:49 AM	#11 (permalink)
Ogre840 Banned Location: OlyWa	your only tax exempt if you start a church... ive been ordained for about a year... nothing exciting yet, but ill feel fine once the rapture comes!