i'm back...

jove?

by jove! It's not.

Ocm? where are you?

asleep...

idyllic?

Yes. Idyllic.

I mean, No, I mean, yes, me too, I mean ... ahhh coffee!

Coffee is by my side, but I do believe that is not my name.

Where are you Phil?

on the golf course? or looking at online porn? or multi-tasking doing both!

I'm bored but here.

I truly believe that unc will be visiting here next.

Do nieces & nephews count?

Blood & ashes!

You'll guesstimate how long his holes might take, BadNick?

Ocm?, I'm only doing this 'cause you're a buddy. Congratulations. Do you get a prize?


unc has to be showing up this time!

just back from golf...

jove?

No. OCM.

no.


philip von bogey?

91 on a par 72 - not a good day...

ocm?

I'm not sure Ocm? really likes golf. I know I only like the walking around, socializing, and drinking parts, and I don't even need clubs for that.

I'm feeling Xerxys next ...not literally feeling, just figuratively so to speak.

You feel correctly. Uncle phill, do I feel you too?

both of ya, keep your mitts off...

jove?

Hobbit.

OCM?

terrorist

hobbit

Genetically Height challenged person.

Non-violent worshiper of the Islamic religion?

no idea who you're talking about

little hairy creature

Not as hairy as a hobbit.

Dlish?

Nope.

I'm not short, I've just got a closer relationship with the ground.

Man-who-is-muslium-and-a-yankee's-fan

nope, man-who-plays-golf-and-is-a-yankees-fan...

back to you, short-legs...

only the one in the middle, phil.

ring?

a ding-ding........



OCM maybe will come enlighten me.........

you musta been blinded by the light. It's me

hmm, who's up this late? Fly?

uh uh

you know what they say about short legs...

Not sure what they say, but Randy Newman said:

Short people got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here

gotta go with Fly again since he's in a favorable time zone

Used to be pretty good at this game... Uncle Phil?

yup, and welcome back...

idyllic?

Eden??

close. people confuse us all the time. i think its the beard.

just playing a probabilities game i'd say uncle phil

Probability fail.

What are the chances of Xerxys showing up today?

He's busy sniffing used underwear at the laundry mat.

OCM?

I think he doesn't wear underwear. Not sure why any of us do.

CaliLivChick ...mainly cause she seems to know unc but I have no idea who she is.

who???.. (sorry CLC.. thats not true)

is fly buzzing 'round at all?

Now that you mention it, there has been this huge fly in the family room as of late, but I haven't named him.

Nick, I'm an old-timer... been a couple years since I've been on though. =)

winner! Sorry, CLC, I have not had the pleasure of your acquintance but I'm rectifying that as we speak.

I'm expecting dlish to jump in here now.

Nah, she's too busy being delicious, and I'm too busy stalking... but I imagine you're doing the same thing....

me, why would you think that, CLC?

Oh, gee, I dunno Nick... how many times can we go back and forth? :lol: