What's your battle cry?
 

Check this site out, and find your battle cry.

http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php

Apparently mine is like this:

Rampaging through the plains, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh Daniel! And he gives a booming howl:

"I'm going to hump you until Western Civilization implodes!!" :thumbsup:

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking across the mini-mall parking lot! It is Supple Cow, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a bloodthirsty roar, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to flog you in such an inhumane manner, you will see ultraviolet!!"

hehe

Zang! Who is that, rampaging along the mountains! It is Maleficent, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a low grunt, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to brutalize you until you are tax-deductible!!!"

well Ok then...

Skulking along the icy wasteland, carrying a burning branch, cometh Cj2112! And he gives a spectacular scream:

"I'm seriously going to torment you so forcibly, your screams will reanimate the dead!!"

Yea, verily: Who is that, running amidst the plains! It is Big Ben, hands clutching a thorned whip! He bellows mightily:

"I'm going to spank you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!"

Hahaha, mine is sweet:

Striding across the candy store, swinging a meaty axe, cometh Carno! And he gives a mighty scream:

"I'm going to fuck you so hard, your pets won't recognize you!!"

Rampaging amidst the wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Etarip! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry:

"I'm going to brutalize you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!"

Stalking out of the plains, brandishing two hardened pitas, cometh Charlatan! And he gives a vengeful grunt:

"I'm going to use you like a hand puppet!!!"

Striding over the steppes, carrying a thorned whip, cometh Lucifer! And he gives a spectacular howl:

"I'm going to contort you until war is peace!!!"

Stalking through the desert, clutching two hardened pitas, cometh Theguyondacouch! And he gives a spectacular bellow:

"Hail the blood-letting! I shall traumatize the entire planet!"

another name I use yielded something about beating you until you deflate, and severing every head in sight.

"I'm going to spank you so painfully, it will be a new form of crime!!"

kinky.

I have been known to yell "And if we fail we will clog there rivers with our dead" in several Battle Field 2 now and again.

"I'm going to clobber you in such an inhumane manner, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!!"

Mine is spot on. :)

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking amidst the desert! It is Elphaba, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! She grunts homicidally:

"As sure as predators devour prey, man, that's some good coffee!"

Stalking on the hotel lobby, clutching a reflective halberd, cometh Min! And she gives a booming cry:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I sow darkness and discord like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!"

I like it!

Stalking along the icy wasteland, attacking with buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Sportswidow! And she gives a gutteral roar:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!!"



:lol:

Running through the mountains, swinging a studded crowbar, cometh Shoegirl2219! And she gives a gutteral grunt:

"I'm going to beat you harder than God thought possible!" :)

Prowling on the wasteland, clutching two hardened pitas, cometh Bill O'Rights! And he gives an ominous cry:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, man, that's some good coffee!!"


Yeah...that's about right. Right, Mal?

mmmmmm coffee...

I think I will hunt down Bill O'Rights. He has coffee!

Prowling through the hotel lobby, brandishing a burning branch, cometh Stevo! And he gives a low grunt:

"I'm going to pulverize you until your mortal mind doth snap, and plug you into a power plant!"

Rampaging along the fields, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Fremen! And he gives a low howl:

"I'm going to spank you so heinously, you will wake up from the Matrix!!!"

I think he took the blue pill.

Using both spectre and spec:

Stalking over the freeway, attacking with a studded crowbar, cometh Spectre! And he gives a gutteral grunt:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I shall discombobulate the entire world!!!"

--and--

Running over the terrain, wielding a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Spec! And he gives a booming roar:

"This one's for you, mom! I tear into the enemy with reckless abandon!"

Rampaging on the icy wasteland, swinging a mighty sword, cometh Shalafi! And he gives a booming grunt:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I shall discombobulate the entire world!!!"

"I'm going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!!!"
I think This one is my Fav

"Spoooooooon!"

Hey, I got that battlecry also! Sports and me are battle-buddies!

Who is that, rampaging on the fields! It is NoSoup, hands clutching a mighty sword! He roars apocalyptically:

"I'm going to punch you until the laws of physics are violated!!!"

"Dude...you're fucked"

Oh, we're talking about ones from that site?

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I shall discombobulate the entire world!!"

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I sow darkness and discord with God on my side!!"

"I'm going to smack you until you bleed out your eyes!"

Running through the plains, brandishing a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Cybermike! And he gives a spectacular howl:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!!"

Zang! Who is that, rampaging out of the wasteland! It is CaliLivChick, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! She grunts homicidally:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I lay waste to the landscape until everything has croaked!"

Uhm... yeah... okay...

Sprinting amidst the desert, attacking with a thorned whip, cometh Brewmaniac! And he gives a low roar:

"I'm seriously going to pierce a hole in you the size of God!!!"

Who is that, stalking on the wasteland! It is Healer, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He roars vengefully:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I slice through beating hearts like a sentient bulldozer!!"

I have goo in my veins :hmm:

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!

:D

"Arrrrrr!" with both eyes looking kinda squinty!

"I'm going to bludgeon you like it's my job!!!"

Zang! Who is that, prowling out of the candy store! It is MySexyAssJ, hands clutching a mighty sword! She howls thunderously:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!"

oh geez.. :P

Zang! Who is that, skulking on the terrain! It is Krwlz, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He roars vengefully:

"I'm going to pulverize you so heinously, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!"

Skulking along the freeway, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a studded crowbar, cometh m0rpheus! And he gives a mighty bellow:

"In the name of malice, I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!"

YAAARRRR...wait! time out, guys! I think I got a splinter.

Skulking amidst the steppes, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a studded crowbar, cometh Oracle2380! And he gives a cruel howl:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!!"

Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking through the tarmac! It is Fyrehair, hands clutching a burning branch! She roars vengefully:

"I'm seriously going to hump you like a wrecking ball!!"

LOL....I'm going to hump someone like a wrecking ball?! Ewww....I think.....

Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting amidst the freeway! It is 777, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He grunts homicidally:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!!!"

Hey, that's kinda cool. Now with my "real" name:

Zang! Who is that, running on the hotel lobby! It is Edgar, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He roars ominously:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I carve into flesh like a mad dog who can only get madder!!"

Sprinting across the terrain, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a piece of chainlink fence, cometh fhqwhgads! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"I'm going to spank you beyond your expiration date, and add a notch to my bedpost!!"

Sounds about right.

Striding across the freeway, carrying a thorned whip, cometh Eviltwin! And she gives a booming grunt:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! You are made of meat and I am very hungry!!!"

Sprinting through the cliffs, wielding a meaty axe, cometh Ample! And he gives a vengeful roar:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I bring darkness and mayhem until my loins find satisfaction!!!"



"human speck of dust"....that made me giggle

Who is that, stalking through the tarmac! It is Hotzot, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He cries gutterally:

"I'm seriously going to beat you until armored tanks pull us apart!!!"

It sure beats my last battle cry of "Oh Shit"

Prowling out of the tarmac, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a vorpal blade, cometh Dane Bramage! And he gives a booming howl:

"Hail the blood-letting! I desecrate faster than the super-flu!!"

Skulking over the cliffs, carrying a thorned whip, cometh Frogza! And he gives a cruel bellow:

"I'm going to bruise you so hard, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!"

Stalking amidst the cliffs, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a burning branch, cometh easytiger! And he gives a vengeful roar:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I carve into flesh like the world's mightiest bad-ass!"

Striding out of the mountains, brandishing a meaty axe, cometh SSJTWIZTA! And she gives a bloodthirsty roar:

"I'm going to pulverize you beyond mortal comprehension, and plunge you into financial ruin!"

clutching a vorpal blade! He grunts vengefully:

"I'm going to torment you until your mom feels it in her womb!"

"By Odin's mighty spear, I desecrate like a mad dog who can only get madder!"

Striding over the plains, swinging a studded crowbar, cometh Fire! And he gives a spectacular bellow:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I plunder until my glands are satisfied!"

Spoooooon!!!!