I have a small penis, so I'm killing myself.
 

quotes : http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp...04593&sec=asia

Sad, don't laugh now. Singapore's a really stressed up place. People jump buildings for the same reasons the Japanese do.

It's here in Nonsense rather than General Discussion for a reason though :)

My initial response was "What an idiot".

But it is sad. :|

Hmm, so how small was it?





/angry-sad

Well, it's as good a reason as any to kill yourself. I mean, have you ever had someone near you kill themselves, say "God, why!?", find out, and say "Oh, well, that makes sense." Suicide is almost always a terrible waste.

I shouldn't laugh... and i won't...

Can I write the course entitled... Size doesn't matter... It's not what you got, it's what you do with it...

I've never thought there were any really good reasons for suicide - with perhaps the exception of incurable illness - but for that reason... good lord...

You never know.

Size doesn't really matter. Who wants Godzilla anyway (self consolation here).. right right? ^.^

It's honestly not the size - it's what's attached to it... a man is so much more than his penis... :D

I was just thinking, how does one know that they are small? The only way I can think of, besides a circle jerk, is porn. If this guy was looking at porn to judge against the size of his penis...

If this is the case, then he is no different from the many young women who kill themselves after cementing untainable images of thin, "beautiful" women in their minds.

Ignorance is a bitch.

Isn't it supposed to be bliss. Typo there Charlatan :lol:

Have I told this story before?

My bunk mate on Basic training, Private Steve (Yeah, I know I told THAT story) was a freak of nature.

We quickly nicknamed him "Tarzan", because his dick was so big you could swing from one end of the barracks to the other on it. It was past his KNEE, for fuck sakes.

Consequently, the males on course (myself included) had a meeting where we discussed the issue.

"I thought I was okay, but help me out here, guys. That thing is nowhere near normal, right?" I was hoping that I had not been totally misinformed.

There were nods of agreement, and encouragement.

His cock hung out of the leg hole of our issued boxers. He couldn't help it.

Well, when we got back from training, we were at a bar. There was a table of girls we were sitting with, and I casually said, "Hey Tarzan, go get me a beer. It is your turn to buy the round."

Steve gladly agreed, and walked away after ensuring that noone else wanted anything.

One of the girls (The most outgoing one) asked "Hey, how did he get the nickname Tarzan?" I guess the ladies thought that he would be muscular and rugged and outdoorsy. I set the record straight before Steve came back from the bar, including a rough estimate of length using my arm as a prop. The girls blushed and giggled, and a couple pairs of eyes got big.

Steve returned to the table, and noone would make eye contact with him. I bust out laughing, and he said "What?" simply. Was there a joke that he missed?

Well, Tarzan spent the next two weeks with each one of those girls. They had him and passed him off to the next girl in line. One girl said to me "He is just too good not to share. Every woman on earth should experience him. Seriously."

So yeah. What do you say to that?

Size doesn't matter, size doesn't matter. I talked with Steve later, and he told me that he has some tricks. Maybe it is the tricks, instead of the half metre of pipe he was swinging.

Oh, and he used to do this funny thing where he would tuck his monster between his legs and get on all fours, and would pretend he was a dog and bark and shit. His cock looked like a tail. He called it "The Bulldog".

Ladies and gentlemen, I have seen some weird things in my life. Just wait until I write a book.

Sounds like Steve could give Halx a run for his money...

hehehehee the bulldog hehe

poor kid, can you imagine, this is the reason why he jumped off the building

/waits for guilt to settle into BigBen

/Ben feels guilt.

/Ben looks for tall building to jump off of.

/Ben quickly realizes that this is Tilted Nonsense, and that people kill themselves all the time.

/Ben no longer feels guilt.

/Ben assures men all over the world that females get off on feelings, and emotional connection, and tenderness, and a thousand other things not connected to the male phallus. You can make a woman get off 17,000 different ways not connected to your genetalia.

/Feelgood is convinced his penis is small

/Feelgood considers suicide

/Feelgood soes against it

Would be too much work to climb up on the top of a building

He was Asian, right? Wonder if he was into Asian porn.
They're not exactly known for Tarzan type 'vines'. ;)



/just clicking away on my stereotype-writer

He should have gone to Florida and tried to give out free breast exams.

Oh, like you weren't already thinking it!

Unfortunately, I saw a guy who could seriously compete with BigBen's Tarzan. It was at Union Station in the bathroom (no, this is not going to develop into some kind of pick up scenario), a guy right at the front, dressed in business attire had to stand back about a foot from the urinal to make space for his gigantic whacker. And he seemed so happy. I would guess it was about two feet long.

Part of me wants desperately to scrub the image from my brain. Part of me marvels at the freakishness of it.

it looks like a cock, only smaller

I wonder if he will be nominated for a Darwin award?

Seriously, he probably had body dysmorphic disorder, and with Inet porn, unless you are over 6 inches, you feel small. I've never had a problem with my size, but I am just a little bigger than average.

Supposedly, I know a message board that has information on penis enlargement.

So wait... mutivitamins make your cock bigger? Or was he just malnourished?

Maybe you could get that message board to send us all a whole bunch of emails on exactly how to do that.... :D

A man and a woman go to a motel. As they strip down, the woman looks at the man below the waist, and says, "Who do you think you're gonna satisfy with that little thing?"

The man looks her straight in the eye and says, "Me."

See, too small is a very personal thing... it all depends on who their partner is. My bf says he's too small, but he hits my cervix, so any bigger wouldn't happen, or at least, wouldn't be able to be as intense for both, as he wouldn't be able to really let loose. He also knows how to use it, which is important. But all that is just in the bedroom. I wouldn't have been with him this long if the only thing he had going for him was his penis. He would have been a one night stand, or perhaps a fuck buddy, but certainly not a relationship, and most certainly not a six year relationship.

I like the way you think Ms. Maleficant! (I assume youre a she anyway if not I am feling most sheepish) It is NOT the size!!!!!! Large= PAIN Pain= NO TOUCHIE
Average or slightly less than average with a good wiggle= FABULOUS!
But, what is sex without personality? Sex is like icing... everything else is like cake. You put icing on uncooked cake batter and... EWW! Put icing on a nice baked cake and YUMMY! (If you follow me, sometimes im so far out in left field ive been benched)
As for the suicide, as sad as the reason he did it is... I have a cold heartless side and in the minds eye of my cold heartless side... its population control. (I know boo hiss) Survival of the fittest and other such theories. I shall go throw rotton tomatoes at myself now.