whut is titty board???
 

one of the posts mentions "titty board" ..... is there a link somewhere for it???
sounds like a "nice" place to be ... :thumbsup:

Its a Myth...there never has been, and never will be such a thing.....uh.....ever...

Tecoyah, perhaps you should move this post to Paranoia ;)

you can find the answer on the vagina board.

The titty board is a mysterious organization much like the fabled star chamber.

I was a little puzzled by this question, so I did some research. It turns out that WHUT is a public television station in the Washington, DC area. I think that nrclark is trying to say that there was some sort of panel presentation regarding titmouses in a documentary on that channel, but he missed it, and imagines that it was a good show.

I'll have to agree, I would have liked to see that as well.

Mean mean mean..

Evil mods.

If I correct your spelling the question reads "What is a titty broad".

In this case "titty" means big-breasted and broad is a slang for woman.

So a titty broad means a big breasted woman :D

(...the more I think about it, the more truthful it gets...)

Titty board? Are you guys holding out on me or what?

I was once nominated to be the Chairman of the Titty Board.

I opted instead for charter membership on the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

I nominate Maleficent to be our Board Broad.

Gentlemen...

The first rule of the Titty Board is you do not talk about the Titty Board
The second rule of the Titty Board is you DO NOT talk about the Titty Board...

Duh, I think I get it. The Titty Board is this forum's equivalent of the 4x2 board, (as in pine) the muster button, or the muffler bearing. Kind of a gotcha for novices.
Lindy

Why isn't someone telling him all about it?

The titty board is what we call people who are overtly horny and that should settle down. Its a myth of a place of just tittys and the like. Its a running joke here at TFP as you can tell from the above.

When it happens you'll know

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay on TFP and I show you how deep the ....rabbit-hole..... goes.

Don't take the red pill! The Titty Board is a slippery slope into damnation and there is no turning back.

What happens if I take both pills? Where does Purple lead you to?

Off the Wayside...

To a world that you cannot possibly comprehend...

It's a world that we all like to call...

TFP

Either that or its nonsense

whut ar3 g0in 0n h3ar? wh0 b3 th15 t1tty b0rad 1 d0n3 h3r3 ab0ut?

cha-ching!

lol i think there is a Loose Change documentary on this. its called Titty Board and the New American Society

C'mon guys, it's obvious to everyone that the titty board is slang for a female surfer's ride. You can find several threads about them in Tilted Sports.

It refers to breast size. I guess it's a New York thing. In the midwest, we always used "Carpenter's Dream."

You've heard the the expression "Carpenter's Dream?" It means "flat as a board and never been nailed."

No, that's Abbie Normal.
I thought it was "flat as a board and easy to screw". But that might be Northeast.

is that anything like flat as a board and easily split?

The Left Coast terminology is flat as a board and easy to nail.

You see, the "titty" in "titty board" is a synecdoche: "titty" actually refers to women, and a titty is a part of women.

WHUT has a very limited schedule. They sign on at like 8am, and off at 10 or something. However, Howard University, their licensee, has a yearly "fashion show" which features co-eds who are mostly modeling air.

Maybe those are the titties referred to.

It's a state of mind! A transcendental plain...

Stay focused, can't you see it?

Truly a beautiful place.

That Abbie Titmouse must be a 36D (that's millimeters, not inches) :lol:

Or the "Carpenter's Dream" might even prefer to be nailed with a 36d (a VERY large nail) :lol: :lol: though a thoroughly modest member, but after all, it would be her first time.

Lindy

I think that nrclark meant Borad.


By the way, what is the lesson that is learnt from this thread?
Don't go to the Nonsense board for answers to your questions. Yo are bound to get Nonsense answers.

Or don't make threads that get moved to Nonsense? :thumbsup:

..... wow, are "ALL" of you on the same cheap drugs?

Didn't you receive yours yet? The shipping department must be a bit backlogged.

Cheap!? Well them I'm gettin fucked somewhere. *grumbles*

an attitude like that isn't going to help any...

Besides, we're not all on the same cheap drugs.


They're quite expensive in reality. Whn you make full member they give you the first hit free, then you gotta pay....

relax luci, "try the cheese cake" ... my exxx sucked out the last of whatever attitude i had left after 13 years of hell, ... it was meant as a :lol: ... (the cheaper the better, by the way) :thumbsup: ...

On this Borad everyone is one drugs...Nonsense is the drug

http://www.chinatibettravel.net/cnbi...iled%20Tit.jpg

cheap? yes
funny? not at all

I don't know about the rest of the nuts in the granola, but I for one use only the finest, most expensive drugs.

.....whut?

Come for the nonsense... stay for the titties.

;) Ahhh... if it were only April 2003 again, those were good times.

yea back when there was over 100 people viewing each topic at a time.

Oh wow, it has been way too long since I've seen you guys have a field day like this..................................................


I TOTALLY HEART IT!!!!!

there was a time, in a great age of dead servers and undead hordes (pr0n freaks)...in this time of legend, there WAS a "that which shall not be named".

Alas, much as arthur saw the doom of his camalot, we saw the doom...of our cameltoe...or something.

It never actually existed you know. you'll spend your life searching for it. Dan brown will write a book about it. A famous mediocre actor will get paid millions to be the star of it. But in the end, it will be empty.

Search for the Holy....