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Rubyee 02-24-2006 02:48 PM

Want your fortune told?
 
I will tell your fortune.

Pick a color...

Green

Pink

Orange

Navy Blue

This isn't a joke- I really do have a fortune telling device. I have told countless fortunes, and many have been accurate.

maleficent 02-24-2006 02:51 PM

She read my fortune and she was pretty darned accurate... come on people don't be shy - let mistress rubyee tell you the future..

Fremen 02-24-2006 05:04 PM

allright, read mine

green

lindalove 02-24-2006 05:31 PM

I'll go with red.

shotthemoon1 02-24-2006 08:47 PM

dunno if it matters but red's not on the list

i'll pick navy blue

jwoody 02-25-2006 02:10 AM

I choose Green.

Crack 02-25-2006 05:48 AM

Navy Blue for me

Rubyee 02-25-2006 07:58 AM

Shot the Moon and Crackprogram, please choose a number.

8,3,7, or 4.

J Woody and Freman, the same.

6, 2, 5, or 1.

And lindalove, I appreciate your boldness- that is a good trait in your future. I am going to use pink for you. Choose a number.

6, 2, 5, or 1.

Crack 02-25-2006 07:47 PM

I pick 7 (extra space)

Carno 02-25-2006 07:52 PM

Orange!

orange you glad i didn't say banana?

AquaFox 02-25-2006 08:05 PM

i pick orange!

Suzz04 02-25-2006 08:11 PM

i pick navy blue... i'd rather have purple though! :)

shotthemoon1 02-25-2006 08:44 PM

I'll pick 3

Fremen 02-26-2006 12:07 AM

I pick #5, 'cause Johnny 5 is alive!!! ;)

Rubyee 02-26-2006 07:19 AM

Crackprogram- 1, 6, 5, or 2.

Shotthemoon1- 1, 6, 5, or 2.

Fremen- 8, 3, 7, or 4.

Carn and Aquafox- 1, 6, 5, or 2.

Suzz- 8, 3, 4, or 7.

jwoody 02-26-2006 08:36 AM

I'll take the number 5, thankyou very much.

Carno 02-26-2006 08:44 AM

6!

Is the number I want

Crack 02-26-2006 08:50 AM

2 la la la la la la la

Brewmaniac 02-26-2006 08:53 AM

Put me down for, Navy & 6

Rubyee 02-26-2006 09:33 AM

J Woody- 4, 8, 3, or 7.

Carn...

The spirits are speaking. I think I am getting something. Yes- the mists are finally clearing.

The person you marry will be rich.

Crackprogram-

Your future is hard to make out. There are many obstacles that block my view. Wait, yes! I am piercing through the valley of shadows to see...

You will move to Iceland.

Brewmainiac- The future belongs to those that make such rapid decisions, but please know that if you pick Navy Blue that 6 is not an option. Please choose either 8, 3, 4, or 7.

Brewmaniac 02-26-2006 10:00 AM

Ok I'll go with 8

Carno 02-26-2006 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rubyee
Carn...

The spirits are speaking. I think I am getting something. Yes- the mists are finally clearing.

The person you marry will be rich.

Woohoo! I can live with that fortune :D

tecoyah 02-26-2006 10:06 AM

Orange.......

shoegirl 02-26-2006 10:15 AM

I'll go for Pink!

Rubyee 02-26-2006 10:44 AM

Brewmaniac- please choose 3, 7, 4, or 8 again.

Tecoyah- 1, 5, 6, or 2.

Shoegirl2219- same numbers- 1, 5, 6, or 2.

After all possible futures have been told with my number/color method, I will move into palm reading. Further instructions to come.

shoegirl 02-26-2006 11:10 AM

Hmmm... I'm thinking 6

jwoody 02-26-2006 11:44 AM

I'm feeling drawn towards the number.... 8

Suzz04 02-26-2006 01:10 PM

I like the number 4 for some reason... lol

Brewmaniac 02-26-2006 01:19 PM

how about 3 this time

Stiltzkin 02-26-2006 01:23 PM

pink and six please

Fremen 02-26-2006 03:35 PM

I'll pick #4 for my birthday, and because it's a sacred number to native Americans.

Rubyee 02-26-2006 03:37 PM

Shoegirl- 1, 2, 5, or 6.

J Woody- I see your future clearly. There is invention, creativity, experimentation. You will develop a new way of cooking.

Suzz- 8, 3, 4, or 7.

Brewmaniac- Yours is a troubling future. But the trouble can be helped- you can lessen it. I suggest you buy some sunscreen, because you are going to get a sunburn in Indonesia.

Stiltzkin- please choose 6, 2, 5, or 1.

For those who wish to have their palms read, please post your name and intent, and place your palm upon the screen for ten seconds after you post. I will read your palm psychicly and give you a reading.

I am a REAL psychic, so I do not charge you. But beware- some cannot handle the daunting task of knowing their own future. Ask for a reading at your own risk.

Fremen 02-26-2006 03:49 PM

Ok, I'll give the palm reading a go. Just don't skip my post above. ;)

Elphaba 02-26-2006 03:55 PM

My palm print is still on my monitor for your psychic evaluation. :)

shotthemoon1 02-26-2006 04:00 PM

for the second number i'll pick one =)

shoegirl 02-26-2006 04:02 PM

I'll go with 1.

tecoyah 02-26-2006 05:00 PM

...................6.................

lindalove 02-26-2006 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rubyee
And lindalove, I appreciate your boldness- that is a good trait in your future. I am going to use pink for you. Choose a number.

6, 2, 5, or 1.

Eep! Sorry about the red. Pink is good.

Number 1.

AquaFox 02-26-2006 06:49 PM

i'll take 6!

Rubyee 02-26-2006 07:28 PM

Fremen- You indeed have the best fortune that I have forseen all day. I see you winning $10,000 on The Price is Right.

Shot the moon- I see love in your future- passionate love. You are going to fall in love with an artist. That much is very clear to me.

Shoegirl- You, too, have a future in love with an artist. Maybe you and shot the moon should go out together and find a couple of artists.

Tecoyah- please choose 1, 5, 2, or 6.

Linda- 8, 4, 7, or 3.

Aquafox- 5, 1, 2, or 6.

Rubyee 02-26-2006 07:31 PM

Elphaba.

You have a very soft and delicate hand. It has seen hard work, and it has also seen pampering. I can tell that you have a place in your heart for some of the finer things in life, but also for some of the "rough and tumble".

I see that you will live a long life, full of fun and adventure. It looks like you seek out excitement.

I also see a strong, passionate love that will last for a long time. There are many other loves in your life as well, perhaps to an artist, or a circus performer, but none as strong as the main love. A husband, perhaps?

I suggest that sometime in the near future you invest in some rubbermaid storage totes as a big project comes your way- perhaps spring cleaning or closet reorganization?

Rubyee 02-26-2006 07:36 PM

Fremen.

A very perplexing hand. You use it often for work and pleasure.

I see travel in your future- though I cannot see the distance. Travel will become something very important to you in the future- it could be the destination or the means of travel, but do not worry too much. Things will work themselves out.

You have many different love lines. It is hard for me to read anything from them because many are fresh and not yet completely developed on your young hand. I can tell, however, that you are never at a shortage in this department. Love seems to be your strongpoint.

Your life is a comfortable life, which is just fine with you. You have all of your ducks in a row, or will quite shortly, and enjoy watching them stay there. Don't be afraid of a little spontaneity.

By the way- someone soon is going to give you an offer of extreme change- maybe taking in an animal or a piece of furniture- something that will change your day to day life. Turn them down.

tecoyah 02-27-2006 02:54 AM

...............1......................

Rubyee 02-27-2006 03:59 AM

Tecoyah- This number is not the number that you want to choose. Try again.

tecoyah 02-27-2006 04:20 AM

yes...it is

Crack 02-27-2006 09:28 AM

Quote:

Your future is hard to make out. There are many obstacles that block my view. Wait, yes! I am piercing through the valley of shadows to see...

You will move to Iceland.
that's it? really? what a jip, I want my 5 dolla back!

JustJess 02-27-2006 10:01 AM

I pick Green, I love green!

and I'll hold my hand up.... now. (10 seconds later)

Hit me, oh mistress of the night!

Rubyee 02-27-2006 03:14 PM

Tecoyah-

Okay fine. If you don't want to trust the PERSON WHO CAN SEE THE FUTURE, here.

You are going to fall in love with an artist. But you may fall in love with more than one artist at the same time- be careful.

Rubyee 02-27-2006 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crackprogram
that's it? really? what a jip, I want my 5 dolla back!

I don't remember you paying $5. But if you think that is a jip...

You will move to Iceland and develop a severe case of genital lice.

Now, which future do we prefer- the jip, or the new one?

Rubyee 02-27-2006 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJess
I pick Green, I love green!

and I'll hold my hand up.... now. (10 seconds later)

Hit me, oh mistress of the night!

Please choose 2, 6, 5, or 1.

And I will get back to you with that palm reading- yours is a tricky one.

Elphaba 02-27-2006 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rubyee
Elphaba.

You have a very soft and delicate hand. It has seen hard work, and it has also seen pampering. I can tell that you have a place in your heart for some of the finer things in life, but also for some of the "rough and tumble".

I see that you will live a long life, full of fun and adventure. It looks like you seek out excitement.

I also see a strong, passionate love that will last for a long time. There are many other loves in your life as well, perhaps to an artist, or a circus performer, but none as strong as the main love. A husband, perhaps?

I suggest that sometime in the near future you invest in some rubbermaid storage totes as a big project comes your way- perhaps spring cleaning or closet reorganization?

Rubyee must truly be a psychic! And I don't think hubby would mind if I took an "art class." :)

Fremen 02-27-2006 04:47 PM

Damn, Rubyee's good!

I was delivered of a recently purchaced couch today, and it was ripped.
I should've listened to you Rub and not accepted it. :D

Arghhhh!

Suzz04 02-28-2006 04:06 AM

I'll pick 4

jwoody 02-28-2006 05:16 AM

I'm really getting into this Rubyee, thanks.

I'd like to have my palm read, please, if you don't mind.

I have a 'romance-related' decision to make in the next week or so. I'd like to know... I'd like to know what you can tell me.

sunkssd 02-28-2006 05:53 AM

If I'm not too late, I'll pick pink. I find these sorts of things really fascinating.

Brewmaniac 02-28-2006 06:12 AM

Rubyee, I'm having Sarah my aide hold my hand against the screen, since I can't move it.

shoegirl 02-28-2006 06:22 AM

now holding my hand out so my palm can be read...

JustJess 02-28-2006 09:07 AM

Thanks, Rubyee! I pick 6, please. :)

Rubyee 02-28-2006 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJess
Thanks, Rubyee! I pick 6, please. :)

2, 6, 5, or 1 again please.

Rubyee 02-28-2006 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suzz04
I'll pick 4

Suzz, suzz, suzz. What a bright and noisy future. I see you in California soon. I see you winning $10,000 on The Price is Right.

Rubyee 02-28-2006 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sunkssd
If I'm not too late, I'll pick pink. I find these sorts of things really fascinating.

6, 2, 5, or 1 please.

sunkssd 02-28-2006 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rubyee
6, 2, 5, or 1 please.

I'll take 2 please

absorbentishe 02-28-2006 08:23 PM

I'll go with orange

Suzz04 02-28-2006 08:55 PM

er.... me.. in cali? lol

10g i don't mind... :)

Astrocloud 03-01-2006 01:38 PM

? What's this thread about?

Rubyee 03-01-2006 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwoody
I'm really getting into this Rubyee, thanks.

I'd like to have my palm read, please, if you don't mind.

I have a 'romance-related' decision to make in the next week or so. I'd like to know... I'd like to know what you can tell me.

Romance related decision.

I think that you are uneasy about this decision because you take romance very seriously - much more seriously than most men do. Don't go into it lightly. But remember that it is okay to take risks- nothing ventured, nothing gained. You will decide to go the easy route, I feel, and this is a decision that you will be happy with.

Just don't be influenced by others that really have nothing to do with the situation. Keep your decision based on your feelings alone.

On a side note- you need to enroll in some sort of class- college or not. Your mind is sharp and loves to learn new things- facts or processes. If you let it stagnate too long, it will become dull. Give it something to do.

Rubyee 03-01-2006 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brewmaniac
Rubyee, I'm having Sarah my aide hold my hand against the screen, since I can't move it.

I don't know who this Sarah is, but I wouldn't get intangled with her. She seems nice, but bad things come from those who cross her. Keep it friendl.

Alright, Brewmaniac, other than that, I can tell you some interesting things from your hand. You enjoy having a great time, but rarely get to because of the daily grind. You wish you could stay up later than you do. Don't let it fool you though- fun isn't always had outside the home. Not everyone needs to stay out until one am to have a great time. And all the others that sound "hipper" than you really aren't- they are unhappy in so many ways.

Speaking of happiness- you have great potential to make others happy, and do so often. Don't forget about yourself. You should put yourself in happiness position #1 from time to time.

Be careful what you eat in the months to come- you will get food poisining off of something you don't normally eat- not to mention those pesky pound that will sneak up on you if you don't curb your snacking.

I also suggest that you pick up the book "I Know This Much is True" by Wally Lamb- it will touch you in a way that will make you cry.

Rubyee 03-01-2006 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sunkssd
I'll take 2 please

Same numbers- 6, 1, 5, or 2.

Rubyee 03-01-2006 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Astrocloud
? What's this thread about?

Yipes- your future is best kept a secret.

Rubyee 03-01-2006 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shoegirl2219
now holding my hand out so my palm can be read...

People really enjoy spending time with you. You are a pleasure to be around and really make people laugh.

But you don't think that this is true. It is. You are just too modest to admit it. You can be the life of the party when you want to be, but if you aren't and someone you don't like is- stand back.

You have a bigger place in your heart for friendship than you do for love. It may not have been this way always- that much I cannot tell. This will change in the future to an even balance- but you will never let love outweigh friendship. This is a good quality to have.

If you are trying to decide on whether or not to change cities or careers- do. It will be a good step for you to take. You adapt well to change, even though the thought of it scares you. Just remember that in the end, the very end, it all works out. You will find help wherever you go.

Also- shy away from owning pets. You devote too much attention to other people to have a pet. You have a green thumb, though, if you find the right plant. I would not suggest trying cacti, though.

Rubyee 03-01-2006 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by absorbentishe
I'll go with orange

1, 2, 6, or 5?

absorbentishe 03-01-2006 11:39 PM

Count me in for a six!

jwoody 03-02-2006 01:43 AM

Rubyee, I'm... speechless.

Thanks again.

Rubyee 03-02-2006 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by absorbentishe
Count me in for a six!

Okay- same numbers again- 1, 2, 6, or 5?

shoegirl 03-02-2006 06:36 AM

Rubyee, I'd say you're almost dead on. Minus the pet/plant situation. I have a wonderful kitty cat and I've killed every plant I've ever owned. Thanks for the fortune! :)

JustJess 03-02-2006 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rubyee
2, 6, 5, or 1 again please.


Okay... 6 is no good?

So I pick 5, milady! :D

Rubyee 03-02-2006 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJess
Okay... 6 is no good?

So I pick 5, milady! :D

You have to pick a number twice.

You have some interesting times in your future. Your significant other is going to propose to you.

Since I know that you have already been proposed to, I wonder what it is he is going to propose. I suggest you say yes.

Rubyee 03-02-2006 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shoegirl2219
Rubyee, I'd say you're almost dead on. Minus the pet/plant situation. I have a wonderful kitty cat and I've killed every plant I've ever owned. Thanks for the fortune! :)

Well, you see, cats are very independent and don't need much attention. You are fine there. No dogs, or ferrets, though.

You just haven't found the right plant yet. You will ;)

absorbentishe 03-02-2006 07:49 PM

I'm a 5 this time.


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