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Meridae'n · 02-09-2006, 10:58 PM

I haven't been on here much in the last 6 months or so, mostly as I'm still on shift work at the box making plant and doing around 64-66 hours a week, so I guess you guys wouldn't really know my postion in life at the moment. I'm currently in the preliminary stages of getting a job at an exclusive accounting firm in Sydney and am doing everything I can to achieve this and rejoin the professional ranks. Usually a guy with my appalling academic record and near negative GPI would have no chance at getting a run as an undergraduate accountant in a firm like this, but my cousin is a manager there and tells me he can get me a start as long as I'm prepared to do the hard yards if hired.

So last night I sent him my CV to pass along to the partners with a long description of the weaknesses it had and what we could do to help make it look more attractive. He then e-mailed one of the partners and BCc me to let me know he had made contact.

I guess you could say that it wasn't what I was expecting, and I hope to hell he knows his boss as well as he says he does. No shit this is word for word what he sent...

"*******, I have spoken to my cousin tonight who is quite keen for a move to Sydney and wants to resume his career as a chartered accountant. As a cultural fit he is perfect, exactly the same as me except more attractive, less moody with a bigger cock (possibly smarter, possibly more hot slut friends who love to be fingered, i can't be sure though). Can we have a look at his CV and academic transcript to see what you think? It is more "get pissed and root chicks" than "study, grow slanty eyes and gather rice" but so is mine. I want to get back to him so he can make plans either way. Can we have a chat tomorrow with ****?

ryfo · 02-10-2006, 12:35 AM

Well,if you get the job you know that you dont have to put on your 'nice'face and you should fit in well....lol

Meridae'n · 02-10-2006, 01:02 AM

He's full of shit, prick looks like Patrick Swayze... got heaps more roots than I did at uni

Toaster126 · 02-10-2006, 05:36 AM

I have no idea what any of this means but I approve. Thumbs up.

Latch · 02-10-2006, 08:30 AM

hahahahaah that's awesome. So.. just how prestegious is this accounting firm? haha.

Let us know how it works out.

Charlatan · 02-10-2006, 08:34 AM

That is sooo Aussie... I'm sure everyone here is rooting for you... um, you know what I mean.

Kostya · 02-10-2006, 06:26 PM

The racial factor really gave it that truly Aussie flavour.

On the other hand, your cousin seems to know about your cock... which could only be Tasmanian.

Ishmal · 02-10-2006, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Kostya

your cousin seems to know about your cock... which could only be Tasmanian

heh.

good call.

Meridae'n · 02-10-2006, 10:35 PM

...a byproduct of getting nude when I was pissed about 200 times at uni. It's always the ones with the small cocks that run around nude.

frozenstellar · 02-12-2006, 01:22 PM

Meri the beancounter.. hahaha

something about that just cracks me up. what a reference though!

spindles · 02-12-2006, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by frozenstellar

Meri the beancounter.. hahaha

Yep, he doesn't fit the stereotypical accountant.

Are you sure you wanna come and live here? I'm so much happier now that my commute only involves walking from one side of the house to the other...

Being on <insert type of public transport here> for 1/2 an hour or more twice a day doesn't have much to recommend it.

Meridae'n · 02-12-2006, 10:25 PM

When I lived in Wollongong I had to travel an hour and 10 minutes to uni, wasn't that bad. Will prob be living in Maroubra and the office is on Jones's Pier (near Star City) so it will be a bit of a hike to get to/from work but I'll get used to it I guess.

As for being an accountant I don't really have a choice. Me and 3 mates all got excluded from uni at the end of second year and business was the only school that'd take us. I'm turning 30 this year so I've gotta become something... anyway it's better than making cardboard boxes!

Nimetic · 02-13-2006, 03:37 AM

It looks sorta crass on paper - although I could imagine it in a verbal situation between drink buddies.

Bloody hell though. Doesn't he know that emails are monitored in most firms, that they have a tendency to get forwarded, etc etc. (And the racial thing seems a negative to me).

Anyways. Good luck. Don't let them exploit you too badly. Get the job title on your CV then leave if you're not 100% happy.

Stick · 02-13-2006, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Meridae'n

...As a cultural fit he is perfect
...less moody with a bigger cock
...more hot slut friends who love to be fingered
..."get pissed and root chicks"

Fuck me dead. After work drinks and lines on Friday could only spiral out of control into total debauchery.
You have my stamp of approval.

Hardknock · 02-14-2006, 03:48 AM

Sounds aussie to me.

Ella · 02-21-2006, 07:29 PM

I love it! I'm crass enough to be charming and you're right...he had better know the guy he's emailing bloody well! Good luck, mate.

02-09-2006, 10:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	How Australian is this I haven't been on here much in the last 6 months or so, mostly as I'm still on shift work at the box making plant and doing around 64-66 hours a week, so I guess you guys wouldn't really know my postion in life at the moment. I'm currently in the preliminary stages of getting a job at an exclusive accounting firm in Sydney and am doing everything I can to achieve this and rejoin the professional ranks. Usually a guy with my appalling academic record and near negative GPI would have no chance at getting a run as an undergraduate accountant in a firm like this, but my cousin is a manager there and tells me he can get me a start as long as I'm prepared to do the hard yards if hired. So last night I sent him my CV to pass along to the partners with a long description of the weaknesses it had and what we could do to help make it look more attractive. He then e-mailed one of the partners and BCc me to let me know he had made contact. I guess you could say that it wasn't what I was expecting, and I hope to hell he knows his boss as well as he says he does. No shit this is word for word what he sent... "*****, I have spoken to my cousin tonight who is quite keen for a move to Sydney and wants to resume his career as a chartered accountant. As a cultural fit he is perfect, exactly the same as me except more attractive, less moody with a bigger cock (possibly smarter, possibly more hot slut friends who love to be fingered, i can't be sure though). Can we have a look at his CV and academic transcript to see what you think? It is more "get pissed and root chicks" than "study, grow slanty eyes and gather rice" but so is mine. I want to get back to him so he can make plans either way. Can we have a chat tomorrow with *? __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up? Last edited by Meridae'n; 02-10-2006 at 01:08 AM.. Reason: Misspelt my own bloody country's name*

02-10-2006, 01:02 AM	#3 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	He's full of shit, prick looks like Patrick Swayze... got heaps more roots than I did at uni __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

02-10-2006, 05:36 AM	#4 (permalink)
Toaster126 Extreme moderation Location: Kansas City, yo.	I have no idea what any of this means but I approve. Thumbs up. __________________ "The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (Ayn Rand) "The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers." (M. Scott Peck)

02-10-2006, 08:34 AM	#6 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	That is sooo Aussie... I'm sure everyone here is rooting for you... um, you know what I mean. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-10-2006, 10:35 PM	#9 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	...a byproduct of getting nude when I was pissed about 200 times at uni. It's always the ones with the small cocks that run around nude. __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

02-10-2006, 12:35 AM	#2 (permalink)
ryfo Psycho Location: melbourne australia	Well,if you get the job you know that you dont have to put on your 'nice'face and you should fit in well....lol

02-10-2006, 08:30 AM	#5 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	hahahahaah that's awesome. So.. just how prestegious is this accounting firm? haha. Let us know how it works out.

02-10-2006, 06:26 PM	#7 (permalink)
Kostya Little known... Location: Brisbane, Australia	The racial factor really gave it that truly Aussie flavour. On the other hand, your cousin seems to know about your cock... which could only be Tasmanian.

02-12-2006, 01:22 PM	#10 (permalink)
frozenstellar Without Wings Location: Australia	Meri the beancounter.. hahaha something about that just cracks me up. what a reference though!

02-12-2006, 10:25 PM	#12 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	When I lived in Wollongong I had to travel an hour and 10 minutes to uni, wasn't that bad. Will prob be living in Maroubra and the office is on Jones's Pier (near Star City) so it will be a bit of a hike to get to/from work but I'll get used to it I guess. As for being an accountant I don't really have a choice. Me and 3 mates all got excluded from uni at the end of second year and business was the only school that'd take us. I'm turning 30 this year so I've gotta become something... anyway it's better than making cardboard boxes! __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up? Last edited by Meridae'n; 02-12-2006 at 10:26 PM.. Reason: I love the cock

02-13-2006, 03:37 AM	#13 (permalink)
Nimetic Junkie Location: Melbourne, Australia	It looks sorta crass on paper - although I could imagine it in a verbal situation between drink buddies. Bloody hell though. Doesn't he know that emails are monitored in most firms, that they have a tendency to get forwarded, etc etc. (And the racial thing seems a negative to me). Anyways. Good luck. Don't let them exploit you too badly. Get the job title on your CV then leave if you're not 100% happy.

02-14-2006, 03:48 AM	#15 (permalink)
Hardknock Republican slayer Location: WA	Sounds aussie to me.

02-21-2006, 07:29 PM	#16 (permalink)
Ella Ella Bo Bella Location: Australia	I love it! I'm crass enough to be charming and you're right...he had better know the guy he's emailing bloody well! Good luck, mate. __________________ "Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."