I haven't been on here much in the last 6 months or so, mostly as I'm still on shift work at the box making plant and doing around 64-66 hours a week, so I guess you guys wouldn't really know my postion in life at the moment. I'm currently in the preliminary stages of getting a job at an exclusive accounting firm in Sydney and am doing everything I can to achieve this and rejoin the professional ranks. Usually a guy with my appalling academic record and near negative GPI would have no chance at getting a run as an undergraduate accountant in a firm like this, but my cousin is a manager there and tells me he can get me a start as long as I'm prepared to do the hard yards if hired.
So last night I sent him my CV to pass along to the partners with a long description of the weaknesses it had and what we could do to help make it look more attractive. He then e-mailed one of the partners and BCc me to let me know he had made contact.
I guess you could say that it wasn't what I was expecting, and I hope to hell he knows his boss as well as he says he does. No shit this is word for word what he sent...
"*******, I have spoken to my cousin tonight who is quite keen for a move to Sydney and wants to resume his career as a chartered accountant. As a cultural fit he is perfect, exactly the same as me except more attractive, less moody with a bigger cock (possibly smarter, possibly more hot slut friends who love to be fingered, i can't be sure though). Can we have a look at his CV and academic transcript to see what you think? It is more "get pissed and root chicks" than "study, grow slanty eyes and gather rice" but so is mine. I want to get back to him so he can make plans either way. Can we have a chat tomorrow with ****?
