"(your name ) is a fucking"
 

ok... heres the thing...

go to google and type in "(your name) is a fucking"

your screen name might not come up with anything but your real name should

copy and paste any ones that seem interesting and post them here.

im expecting some pretty funny results.

i used my real name... "louis"


my results:

" Louis is a fucking cock-lord" wow.... thats just harsh

"Lou is A fucking maniac in the finest sense of the word! "

"Louie IS a fucking fireplug"



lets see yours....

This is the results from the first two pages, I bolded my favourite...

...is a fucking mess.
...is a fucking loon.
...is a fucking sex addict [is there a non-fucking kind of sex?] and has a major substance problem.
... is a fucking asshole.
...is a fucking thief!!!!!
...is a fucking bitch.
...is a fucking stand-up guy.
...is a fucking pussy, and is getting exactly what he deserves.
...is a fucking fagget who truly does beat off behind bleachers during gym class, he also trys to cover his ass by threatening to sue people for “defemation of character”, what a fagget….
...is a fucking PERVERT!
...is a fucking douche bag that lies more than a whore talking to a cop.
...is a fucking genius which helps, but also the beauty of the studio environment is if new ideas come to you whilst recording you have the time to work with them and adapt them into the foundations of the songs.
...is a fucking trip!
...is a fucking spaz.

Steven is a fucking dickhead! ... he loves the cock
Steven is a fucking bitch
Steven is a fucking joke!!!
Steven is a fucking HALO
Steven is a fucking nobody,
Steven is A FUCKING PIMP
Steven is a fucking condescending asshole
steven is a fucking liar
steven is a fucking nigger doosh bag he should suck a cock an end his life << haha
Steven is a fucking awesome guy
Steven is a fucking dumb ass whana know it all
steven is a fucking thief.
steven is A FUCKING baaabe!!
Steven is a FUCKING prick
Steven is a fucking stud!!

Since my first name is Jeff, a lot of results came up. These were on page one.


Jeff is a fucking genius. He should get a fucking Oscar (I agree)
JEFF IS A FUCKING PUSSY HE EATS HIS OWN SHIT AND LICKS HIS OWN DICK: PLEASE BOYCOT(sic) JEFF (Obviously, I don't agree. and, eewwwwww!)
Jeff is a fucking DICK. :( -Much love. Sam- (Much love???)
Jeff is a fucking genius when it comes to writing music. (I wish, but thanks)
Jeff is a fucking visionary. (Stop, you're making me blush)
Jeff is a fucking drama queen. He's way too sensitive and way too hard on himself. (Bitch! Oh no you didn't)
Jeffis a fucking awesome guitarist. (Actually, I'm a drummer)
Jeff is a Fucking numbskull who thinks Halliburton's corruption is okay
because his kid got To see The new Star wars movie for free. (Them's fightin words. And where's my Star Wars tickets?)

JEFF IS A FUCKING PUSSY HE EATS HIS OWN SHIT AND LICKS HIS OWN DICK: PLEASE BOYCOT(sic) JEFF


HAHAHA


funny stuff, i dont know why this is so funny to me...

but it is...

I got: (name) is a fucking God!

I really didn't feel the need to read beyond that, thank you very much. :D

feelgood is a fucking pimp

My real name:
is a fucking genius
is a fucking pussy
is a fucking poser
is a fucking visionary
is a fucking drama queen
is a fucking prick
is a fucking numbskull
is a fucking STUD
is a fucking power tripping jew ball licker
is a fucking moron
is a fucking ninja
IS A FUCKING ACE AT THIS INTERWEB SHIT HELL STRAIGHTIN YOUR WORTHLESS ASS OUT GOOD
is a fucking punk
IS A FUCKING STUD!!!!
is a fucking asshole (from a chinese website :D)
is a fucking idiot
is a fucking honda god
is a fucking great marketer
is a fucking amazing dude
is a fucking legend
is a fucking madman

And the list goes on

-Oz is a fucking great one, though with many killer bands, which is growing very rapidly. (You calling me fat!?)
-Oz is a fucking nightmare. (Oh, come on. What'd I do to you?)
-Oz is a fucking sweet show, pretty fucking psycho but one would assume that’s what it would be. (That's right. Don't fuck with me, I'm psycho.)
-Oz is a fucking disgrace. (Fuck you.)
-Oz is a FUCKING MESS (And the horse you rode in on.)
-Oz is a fucking close second. (I let that guy win.)
-Oz is a fucking load of weed...not that I would know...*cough cough*. (Anybody got a drink? Cottonmouth.)
-Oz is a fucking beast. (Welcome to the gun show.)
-Oz is a fucking continent, for the last time, so just go ahead and tear your degree into shreds. Whats that!? Your GED is at your mom's place? Thats too bad, Berkly bum, I suggest you print out your last thread instead, they're worth the same... (I don't really know how to reply, but I like it.)
-Oz is a fucking genius. (If I had a quarter for everytime I heard that...)
-Oz Is a fucking net God. (You all can be my net saints.)

This was my favorite one. Now who is this whore Liz????

Stephen is a fucking PERVERT! the only way HE will Get some is from WHORES online
or that WHORE LIZ who HE will call and that HE can MASTERBATE to! ...

I had a high rate of return on fucking genius and fucking brilliant, with a smattering of fucking pedophile, ass, jerks thrown in.

more from my name:

my name is:

"a fucking genius. Oh, and your mother"

"a fucking idoit. he can be funny though, but thats
cause he reads a teleprompter"

"a fucking animal in the sack...so I've heard" (OH YEAH!!!)

"a fucking box of insanity" (I LIKE THIS ONE)

"a fucking gentleman on an off the fucking water, and always goes the fucking extra mile to make the fucking other guy feel important"

is a fucking swamp donkey ?????

I saw this one and didn't look at the rest...

daniel is a fucking angel of mercy.

Daniel is a fucking catch! He is.

daniel is a fucking god

Daniel is a fucking hero, let me tell you.

Daniel is a fucking good bass player.

I am:
a fucking asshole,
a fucking genius,
a fucking fag,
a fucking loser,
a fucking god,
a fucking douche,
a fucking unbeleivable (sic) lyricst,
a fucking idiot,
a fucking legend,
a fucking moron,
a fucking piece of shit,
a fucking horrible songwriter,
a fucking assinine right wing tool,
a fucking jerk,
a fucking dickhead,
a fucking wimp,
a fucking champ,
a fucking wanker,
a fucking nerd,

I can't deny it. It's true. All of it. Google knows. Google knows everything.

Well you better find out! It's the only way you're getting some, if you don't count those online whores. ;)

Gregory is a fucking dumbass
Gregory is a fucking nobend, I tell you.
Gregory is a fucking wanker
Gregory is a fucking Ventrue
Gregory is a fucking twat

nobend? Ventrue?
I wish gregory haters could think up insults that made sense

is a fucking dick face cock master
is a fucking shredder
is a fucking cock-spacker
is a fucking ace tune

Wahwah.... i just get a page of links. Not a funny listing.
What am i doing wrong?

There is a link to the TFP nonsense " "f***" game" thread though.

Bernie... you need to put it all in quote, including your name. That way is searches for the phrase rather than just the individual words.

1) "Will is a fucking pimp" (I swear, this is #1) :thumbsup:
2) "Will is a fucking labrat"
3) "Will is a fucking moron"
4) "Will is a fucking celebrity"
5) "Will is a fucking pussy"
6) "Will is a fucking herb" :confused:
7) Free" Will is a fucking farce"
8) "Will is a fucking cool & nice guy!"

"___" is a fucking whore and my cousin.
"___" IS A FUCKING TRASH WHORE
"___" IS A FUCKING HOE
"___" is a fucking great dealer, because i kept winning
"___" IS A FUCKING BITCH!!!
"___" is a fucking idiot
"___" is a fucking bitch and i hope she gets her fat ass hit by a bus.

Well...at least I'm a good dealer.

___ is a fucking sexy beast
___ is a fucking prince among men, and is forever in my hero books
___ is A fucking wicked drummer
___ is a fucking awesome dude
___ is a fucking genius!!
___ is a fucking kickass driver

They know me so well :D

_______ is a fucking whore.
_______ is a fucking awesome host.
_______ is a fucking mess.
_______ is a fucking model and you fucking know she looks amazing.

rock on. :thumbsup:

I has to do my ex because I laughed so hard my ice water came out my nose, so it was meant to be.

_______ is a fucking nob end.

----- is a fucking cunt
----- is a fucking gay piece of shit
----- is a fucking guitar virtuoso
----- is a fucking panzy
----- is a fucking stud
On a scale of 1-10 ----- is a fucking
100!!!!!!
----- is a fucking faggot
----- is a fucking awesome vocalist (actually true ;))
----- is a fucking babe
----- IS A FUCKING GAYASSHOLE
----- is a fucking cooler name
----- is a fucking nerd pussy
----- is a fucking class act
----- is a fucking crazy stud

Gee...I kick ass.

apparently... my name comes up with some porn star (who i have not had the pleasure of seeing yet...)

___ is fucking in gangbang action

... and it just continued on...

she apparently works very hard ;)

sweetpea

Wow. I'm definitely not cool.

I am a:

...a fucking bitch who dropped her ex boyfriend for the love of pete's penis.
...a fucking alcoholic monkey.
...a fucking homosexual who is too worried about being fat.
...a fucking airhead.
...a fucking sucking beeeeetch.

I guess I need to clean up my act; I don't even remember Pete..he must have been an alcoholic one night stand.

definitely my new favorites:

"Will is a fucking herb""
.a fucking bitch who dropped her ex boyfriend for the love of pete's penis.
...a fucking alcoholic monkey.

Thanks, Charlatan... still not working for me. Oh well..... :lol:

copy and paste this into google

"bernadette is a fucking"
only change bernadette to your real name


as for me:

is a fucking idiot
Is a fucking hypocrite
Is a fucking fruit
is a fucking riot
is a fucking tool
is a fucking liberal
is a fucking conservative

joshua is a fucking wanker.

JOSHUA IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!


Joshua is a fucking close minded redneck!

Joshua is A fucking tease!

:lol: well, it leads you right back to where you started :)

sweetpea

This was the first one and the typos cracked me up:
stephanie is a fucking discusting little bitch i cant stand her, btw, do you ever wash ur hair it sticks in fukin chunks!!!!! ...

Stephanie is a fucking idiot and just can't figure out how to get it to work? (could be true since it was about computers) :lol:

stephanie is a fucking jack ass, and her pirate video sucks. ... (definitely not me...I'd make ninja videos) ;)

stephanie is A FUCKING sexy hawt ass bitch (didn't know if this was a compliment or not) :hmm:

Stephanie is a fucking camera hog. (probably true)


Then I got: stephanie is a fucking whore. Which was verified by these findings:
1) Stephanie is a fucking CIA operative with her tactics, luring me into a sex-filled hotel outing
2) Stephanie is a Fucking animal!" Shawn moans as he reaches for her breasts and squeezes them. (Don't know who shawn is, but sounds like fun) :suave:

However, this proved otherwise:
STEPHANIE IS A FUCKING LIAR SHES PROBABLY SOME GUY WHO HAS NEVER EVEN HAD SEX.

That was a fun little game. :D

· Lindsay is a fucking bastard!! ( "Lindsay...wheeze I am your father.")
· Lindsay is a fucking bitch! (Yeah, and you're a whore.)
· Lindsay is a fucking whore! (No wait! Apparently I'm a whore.)
· Lindsay is a Fucking twig skank. ( Clearly, this person has never actually seen me.)
· Lindsay is a fucking bitch with fake breasts. (Once again, I am not thin and my wonderful voluptuous breasts are 100% real.)
· Lindsay is a Fucking Goddess.....Everyone Bow! ( Finally, someone casting judgement who actually knows me! Hail to the Goddess!)

NICK IS A FUCKING CRACKHEAD xoxoxoxo
nick is a fucking genius
Listen 1st NICK is a fucking flamer faggit now that i got that outta the way i would like to say that your a fucking moron and a coward you sit there and ...
nick is a fucking posing kook. i'm not a surfing elitist, i just can't stand nick who poses and claims to hike a ...
nick is a fucking joke ...
Nick is a fucking douche...look at him pussy-footing out of here
Nick is a fucking geriatric
Nick is a FUCKING FAGGOT (who loves sucking his cum out of his boyfriends ASS)
Nick is a fucking moron
NICK is a fucking g'aycock piece of shit

Nice name, shalafi. :thumbsup:



Stephen is a fucking lagger and ubr map abuser!

This one really hurt.

None of this is my spelling, punctuation or use of case . . . some fun stuff here.

is a fucking hunk!
is a fucking dipshit.
is a FUCKING STUD! ;).
is a fucking idiot.
IS A FUCKING LEGEND !
is a fucking pussy
is a fucking scavinger
is a fucking loser
is a fucking savage.
is a fucking fish!!!!
is a fucking (mind my language im a bit angry at the moment) pig.
is a fucking tuff boy
is a fucking sexy guy with an amazing body.
is a fucking champ
is a fucking asshole.
is a fucking attention whore.
is a fucking load
is a fucking prick who looks like a bunny and is an asshole.
is a fucking sissy-bag
is a fucking clown.

...is a fucking douchbag
...is a fucking pimp
...is a fucking nut, and he never shoulda done that shit with janet

Stephanie is a fucking CIA operative with her tactics, luring me into a sex-filled hotel outing


wow.... i never knew?!?!?!

Selected highlights:
The first one, setting the tone.
is a fucking little weasel piece of shit.

Interesting ones.
is a fucking nimrod.(my favorite, that insult really went out of style.)
is a fucking anchor. A fucking rock. (I had to read this one, it seems generally positive.)

Then there were the ones that happen because celebrities have my first name for a last name. Those don't really turn out well for me.

Bernadette doesn't come up but Bernie does:

Bernie is a fucking fag!!
Bernie is a fucking baby killer!
Bernie is a fucking monster.

and

Bern is a fucking fuck.


Do as alpha phi suggests and enter "Bernadette is a fucking" (with the quotation marks) into Google, replacing Bernadette with your real name and see what you get.

Bob is a fucking gay. (nice)
Bob is a fucking stressed out dude.
Bob is a fucking idiot
Bob is a fucking cocksucker
Bob is a fucking GOD!!!....I like that one
Bob is a fucking moron
Bob is a fucking pussy!
Bob is a fucking sexy bitch (not sure how I feel about this one)
Bob is a fucking whore
Bob is a fucking asshole
Bob is a fucking icon
Bob is a fucking stupid looking fucker
Bob is a fucking queer
Bob is a fucking great name (very true)
Bob is a fucking loser
Bob is a fucking burn out
Bob is a fucking legend (I like this one too)
Bob is a fucking possessed church waffer (huh?)
Bob is a fucking jackass
Bob is a fucking genius
Bob is a fucking psycho
Bob is a fucking sponge man
Bob is a fucking judge
Bob is a fucking psychotic bipolar nutjob
Bob is a fucking lard ass
Bob is a fucking bastard
BOB is a fucking good song
Bob is a fucking mooch
Bob is a fucking monster
Bob is a fucking idiot who bumps dead threads
Bob is a fucking retard
Bob is a fucking wicked bloke (I think that is good??? Maybe one of our British friends could tell me)
Bob is a fucking spammer
Bob is a fucking Pimp
Bob is a fucking hick
Bob is a fucking cum guzzler
Bob is a fucking criminal
Bob is a fucking master
Bob is a fucking good guy
Bob is a fucking saint
Bob is a fucking psuedo intellectual (alrighty)
Bob is a fucking cheater
Bob is a fucking retard
Bob is a fucking insensitive asshole
Bob is a fucking legend
Bob is a fucking liar
Bob is a fucking bum
Bob is a fucking jackass
Bob is a fucking soldier
Bob is a fucking goon.

"..is a fucking Antichrist and stuff." :)

"BRAD IS A FUCKING SPINESS HARMONIOUS PRICK COWARD FAGGOT WHO CATERS TO FURRIES."

Definitely the most creative. I also get the less thought-out ones (prick, faggot, loser, tool, etc) and...

"Brad is a fucking gorgeous Latino"

And here I always thought I was Scottish.

is a fucking homo
is a fucking rock god
is a fucking loser
is A fucking amazing dude
is a fucking softly from too much JU OT Thread
is a fucking faggot
is a fucking killer and he should get locked up.
is a fucking moron

my favorite:

is a fucking menace, a deliberate troublemaker whose self-appointed task
is to be an "asshole", a so-called profession he doesn't even understand but ...

Pete is a fucking gift.
Pete is a fucking pedophile, but The Who rules and that's a really good quote.
Pete is a fucking retard.
Pete is a fucking racist fuck.
Pete is a fucking rock.
Pete is a fucking tragic parody of every drug addled rock artist ever.
Pete is a fucking survivor ! a super hero !
Pete is a fucking girl.
Pete is a fucking machine. I think that will be his new nickname.
Pete is a fucking queer bag, and likes it up the ass.

Pete is a fucking hypocrite who, like many who share his "calling", are unable to face themselves in the mirror when its held up to their face. So they smash the mirror, in a banal and purile attempt to prevent their own hypocrisy and mendacity from being put on public display.

Hahahaha....

Josh is a fucking bad ass on the bass and will fill in flawlessly.

Josh is a fucking tight drummer and very clean

Josh is a fucking champion of playing some kick ass solos.

LOL.
apparently i'm musically gifted...
in reality i can barley play a piano!

Josh is a fucking insensitive asshole who's dick is so fucking small that he needs to disrespect chicks just because they have bigger wangs than him!

oookay...
i'm not goin to touch that one

Josh is a fucking genious, everything he touch, became gold ! Every side project he made, become a amsterpiece or, at least, a real good thing !!!

heh,
i like this one!!

Josh is a fucking shitheel. a what sorry???

Josh is a fucking pussy ass, whiny, rest-stop-truck-driver-cock sucking-bitch.
i don't think he likes me...


Josh works sooo much better than Joshua in this game...

First 6 results found before repetition.

... fucking douchebag
... fucking pimp
... fucking retard
... fucking legend
... fucking genius
... fucking master

I'd like to think of it as a time-line and since I'm just about finished being a retard, things are going to get a whole lot better.

Oh, man... That's priceless...

I googled my real name, and the third result was

(name) EAT THE FUCKING SOUP

I'm noticing a bit of a pattern...

Joseph is a fucking...
pimp
jerk
wall
pussy
lier and an asshole and a evil mean dumbass
idiot who snores like there is no tomorrow
UGLY JEW with a BUCKET FANNY that HUNDREDS of MEN CLIME INTO LOL


And last, but not least, I think they nailed this one right on the head!

"OH MY FUCKING GOD, joseph is a fucking god"

I must not be very good at hiding the fact though. :lol: My cover is blown. :( Oh well, I'm sure I could still lure some men. ;)

Adam is a Fucking Sim
Adam is a fucking stallion
Adam is a Fucking Moron
adam is a fucking class act of togetherness
adam is a fucking legend
Adam is a fucking asshole he is gay and sucks cock
Adam is a fucking amazing drummer
Adam is a fucking asshole who cheated on me everyday with a different
girl everytime because I refused to have sex with him

And my favorite:

adam is a fucking beast and i would give my left nut to have his
physique

I kinda like this one hehe

Shannon is a fucking hottie

a few more

Shannon is a fucking awesome radical folk singer from Minnesota
SHANNON IS A FUCKING PSYCHOTIC HYPOCRITE
Shannon is a fucking comic genius
Shannon is a fucking Barbie Doll!!!(oh yeah is that wrong or what lol_

Manny is a fucking cunt, and a twat you seriously need to die
if you think that way about other people.
Manny is a fucking idiot and I hope Bang cracks his skull open!
Manny is a fucking idiot.
I can't believe we agree Manny's is a fucking farse.
I just like to say that manny is a fucking douche and he doesn't have to right
to call me a dirty skank.
I can't believe I'm liking Paige but Manny is a fucking cunt and Hazel needed To
get slapped In her ashamed-To-be Muslim face.
Manny Is a fucking prick, drama queen.
Manny is a fucking beast BTW, the HR went over the lights ON the monster and
bounced onto the railroad tracks near the pike.
Manny is A fucking badass.
Manny is a fucking joke.
Manny is a fucking bad ass DJ.
manny is a fucking moron, Who deserves to be executed via firing squad.
Manny is a fucking weatherman now!
Manny is A Fucking awesome hitter.
my GOD, Manny is a fucking genius!
manny is a fucking slut.
Manny is a fucking retarded nutjob ...a true IDIOT !!!
Manny is a fucking god.