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"You know....nunchuk skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls like guys who have skills." -Napoleon Dynamite
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From the Naked Gun,
Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. Jane Spencer: Goodyear? Frank: No, the worst. |
English mother fucker! DO YOU SPEAK IT! ~ Pulp Fiction
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Anyone who knows me, knows I am a huge fan of movies...the Matrix trilogy being a personal love of mine.... "Do not try and bend the spoon, that is impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth...It is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself." "Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of...inevitability." "Well, that sounds like a really good deal. But I may have a better one...How about I give you the finger...and you give me my phone call." "I know what you're thinking, 'cause right now I'm thinking the same thing. Actually, I've been thinking it ever since I got here: Why, oh why, didn't I take the BLUE pill?" "There are only two possible explanations: either no one told me, or no one knows." "Don't you love the French language? I have sampled every language, French is my favorite. Fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère. It's like wiping your ass with silk. That's all I have for now...I'm sure I will post more in the near future. :) |
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
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"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"
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Henry the Red: "I'm Henry the Red. Duke o' Shale, and leader of all it's peoples..."
Ash: "We'll Mr. Fancypants...you ain't leading but two things right now: jack and shit, and jack just left town." -Army of Darkness (Apologies for any mis-quotes) |
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Mine, "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm allll out of bubblegum." "Rowdy" Roddy Piper in "They Live" 2nd favorite Elwood: "It's a 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses" Jake: "Hit it!" From "The Blues Brothers" |
"We're on a mission from God."
-Blues Brothers "Where are you goin'?" "I'm goin' to pick a fight." "I'm glad we didn't get dressed up for nothin'." "God says he can get me out of this... but he thinks your fucked!" -Braveheart "Isn't science fun Mickey?" "You are not a nice person." -The Punisher |
"You eat when we say you eat. You shit when we say you shit. You piss when we say you piss. You got that, you maggot dick motherfucker?"
The Shawshank Redemption It's not actually my favorite quote but it was on the other day. I just think the term maggot dick motherfucker is funny as hell. |
"Friggin Idiot!" - Napoleon
"Shish kabob, Shawshank Redmeption, Chicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaago... You're OUTTA THERE!" - Ace Ventura |
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"You mean I'm gonn stay this color?" ...and about 30 others from The Jerk, my favorite comedy ever. |
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"No, You don't get it. You're Lebowski. I'm the dude."
"They pissed on your fucking rug, dude." "It really tied the room together." "You want a toe? I can get you a toe." The Big Lebowski. Jeff Bridges, John Goodman. Cohen Brothers. John Turturro. Brilliant. |
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pear Harbor? HELL NO!" --Animal House |
"You brought a fucking Pomeranian bowling?"
"Brought it bowling? I didn't rent it shoes, I'm not buying it a fucking beer, its not taking your fucking turn, dude." |
Get busy living, or get busy dying.
-Shawshank Redemption You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. -Fight Club |
From Pulp Fiction:
Butch: I think I have a broken rib. Fabienne: From giving me oral pleasure? Esmeralda: What is your name? Butch: Butch. Esmeralda: What does it mean? Butch: I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit. From Gladiator Maximus: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. |
"I'll be back."
I got nothing! :P I have been thinking for like 5 minutes! Thats all that comes to mind! hahaha. ... but then again there are alot of other great One liners from Schwarzenegger. After throughing a pipe that pierces some poor dude it then bust into a steam pipe of some sort... then comes: "Let off some steam!" (Or close to it.) What else? One from the Pumping Iron movie where Ahnold is asked if he drinks milk at all... for training or whatever... his reply: "Milk is for babies, when you get older you drink beer." There just had to talk it out... the last one I think is my favorite Movie Quote. Pumping Iron is probably more of a Documentary though... meh! Cheers! |
"Zed's dead, baby." - Butch from Pulp Fiction
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Female Office Worker: "It smells like Big Foot's dick!"
from Anchorman: the Legend of Ron Burgundy..about half the lines in that movie probably belong on this board, but to save us the trouble, here is a link: Burgundy Quotations |
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"Do they speak English in what?" ~ Pulp Fiction
Del Griffith - "You play with your balls alot" Neil Page - "I do not play with my balls" Del - "Oh please, Larry Bird doesnt do as much ball handling in a night as you do in a hour" Planes, Trains & Automobiles |
"If God had wanted you on top of that obstacle, he would have miracled your ass up there!"
Private Joker: "I wanna slip my tubesteak into your sister. Whatta'll ya take in trade?" after a long pause Private Cowboy: "Whatta ya got?" Door Gunner: "I got me 150 dead gooks killed." Private Joker: "Any women, children?" Door Gunner: "Some." Private Joker: shocked "How can you kill women and children?" Door Gunner: "Easy, you just don't lead 'em so much!" laughing "Ain't war hell?!" all from Full Metal Jacket, my favorite Kubrick film. |
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and one more from my second favorite Carpenter movie, Big Trouble In Little China:
"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." |
Eddie Barzoon! Eddie Barzoon! Ha! I nursed him through two divorces, a cocaine rehab, and a pregnant receptionist. God's creature, right? God's special creature? Ha! And I've warned him, Kevin, I've warned him every step of the way. Watching him bounce around like a fucking game, like a wind-up toy! Like 250 pounds of self-serving greed on wheels! The next thousand years is right around the corner, Kevin, and Eddie Barzoon--take a good look. Because he's the poster child for the next millennium! These people, it's no mystery where they come from. You sharpen the human appetite to the point where it could split atoms with its desire, you build egos the size of cathedrals, fiberopticly connect the world to every-eager-impulse, grease even the dullest dreams with these dollar-green gold-played fantasies until every human becomes an aspiring emperor! Becomes his own God! Where can you go from there? And as for scrambling from one deal to the next, who's got his eye on the planet? As the air thickens, the water sours, even the bees honey takes on the metallic taste of radioactivity--and it just keeps coming! And it just keeps coming! Faster and faster! There's no chance to think, to prepare, it's `buy futures, sell futures' when there is no future!! We've got a runaway train, boy!! We've got a billion Eddie Barzoons all jogging into the future. Every one of them reading to fist-fuck God's ex-planet, lick their fingers clean as they reach out with their pristine cybernetic keyboards to total up their billable hours!! And then it hits home! It's a little late in the game to buy out now!! Your belly's too full, your dick is sore, your eyes are bloodshot, and you're screaming for someone to help!! But guess what? There's no one there!! You're all alone, Eddie!! You're God's special little creature!!
Who, in their right mind Kevin, could possibly deny the 20th century was entirely mine? All of it. Al Pacino, Devils Advocate |
from empire records -- "quit calling me warren. my name is fucking warren!"
from back to the future -- "roads? where we're going, we don't need roads." |
Doc Holliday: "I have not yet begun to defile myself" (Tombstone)
Bud Fox: " Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them." (Wall Street) Long Duk Dong: "No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food!" (Sixteen Candles) |
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Turkish: "For ever action, there is a reaction. And a Pikey reaction... is quite a fucking thing."
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Wallstreet-
"How much is enough?" Gekko, "It's not a question of enough, pal. It's a zero sum game, somebody wins, somebody loses. Money itself isn't lost or made, it's simply transferred from one perception to another." Scarface -In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women. -All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I break them for no-one, you understand? |
The Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors ... Freddy Krueger: I said, where's
the fucking bourbon? Smokey and the Bandit Buford T. Justice: There's no way, no WAY that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your momma in the mouth. Bandit: Nice matching suits. It must have been a bitch to get a 69 Extra Fat and a 12 Dwarf. |
"Does your physical disability preclude you from coming to the point?"
Eastwood to the self-engrossed albino Boss, Eiger Sanction. |
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Highlander
Heather to Connor: You can do that to me forever if you like, my Lord. Connor MacLeod: Help me, I'm drowning! Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez: You can't drown, you fool, you're immortal! |
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Mine Sean: I have to go to college mother His mom: But why?! Sean: BECAUSE..THATS WHAT YA DO...AFTER HIGHSCHOOL!! Colin Hanks aka Sean - Orange County. Asta!! |
Scene: Woody Allen and the ever hot Diane Keaton are walking down the street talking about how pot makes her enjoy sex more..... then they question and older couple
"Well we use a vibrating egg." I was 8 when I saw that had no idea what it meant but thought it was absolutely funny.... esp. Allen's reaction afterward. then there's the classic..... "I'm out of order.... I'm out of order....you're out of order your honor, the whole damn system is out of order" PACINO.... "AND JUSTICE FOR ALL" "Fredo, you were my brother and you betrayed me, I know it was you Fredo.... " PACINO "GODFATHER2" GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE. "It'll be someone you trust. He'll come to you and have a plan to make the peace..." Marlon Brando "THE GODFATHER" Where Don Corleone tells Micheal when to expect his betrayal. PACINO "DOGDAY AFTERNOON" : " I'm dyin' over here, I'm goin' to Wisconsin." Finally the most misquoted line from the movies..... the real lines are....... "Of all the gin joints in all the world, she had to come here. Play it Sam." "I'm not sure I know it, boss......" "You played it for her you can play for me....." BOGIE "CASABLANCA" |
Theming on "alone" to excess...sorry.
"I'm alone, I am not lonely." -- Neil, Heat "Alone in the dark with nothing but your thoughts, time can draw out like a blade." -- Red, Shawshank Redemption "I have felt alone all my life, except with you. I must go." -- Lucilla, Gladiator "When I was young, I was greedy and foolish, and now I'm left with no one. Wrinkled and alone." -- Billy Mack, Love Actually "We were frightened of being left alone for the rest of our lives. Only people of a certain disposition are frightened of being alone for the rest of their lives at the age of 26, and we were of that disposition." -- Rob, High Fidelity "There is no one looking out for us. We are all alone." -- Graham Hess, Signs "I'm tired of being alone. That's what I'm tired of." -- Sera, Leaving Las Vegas And the ultimate in simplicity: "Alone: bad. Friend: good!" -- The Monster, Bride of Frankenstein |
Just watch Dr. Strangelove and wait a couple of weeks. Can you honestly tell me that you didn't use one or two lines of that movie.
"Have you ever seen a Commy drink water?" "Gentlemen, there's no fighting in here, this is the war room!" "We need to get some of those doomsday machines!" |
from bladerunner: "wake up, time to die"
from Buckaroo Banzai: Buckaroo:"Here, you drive.... it handles like a truck." Black lectroid : "Good. What is truck?" |
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"I can wipe my own ass! I can wipe my own ass!" Cole and Dylan Sprouse as Julian "Frankenstein" McGrath in Big Daddy
"We can't stop here! This is Bat Country!!" Johnny Depp as Raoul Duke in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas "How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?!" - Johnny Depp in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas "Quick man! Tell me about the fucking golf shoes!" - Johhny Depp in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas |
"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."
Johnny Depp, as Jack Sparrow, 'Pirates of the Caribbean - The Curse of the Black Pearl.' |
I almost forgot the best Christmas movie of all time: Christmas Vacation
Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol? |
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You think you know love until you catch the early flight home from San Diego.
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Just came across this one too...
Spiderman 2 MJ to Peter: "You can't get off if yout don't get on." |
Half Baked:
Scarface: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out! Squirrel Master: Back up Nasty Nate, this my bitch! Nasty Nate: Better watch your back Fish! Squirrel Master ain't gonna be there for you all the time. Next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktail... FRUIT! Kenny: Here take it! [walks away with Squirrel Master] Kenny: I'm somebody's bitch! Cocaine Addict(played by Bob Saget): Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana? Thurgood Jenkins: You know I got some weed at work today, if y'all wanna try it out. Scarface: Nah, we don't feel like smokin right now. Thurgood Jenkins: Me neither. So y'all wanna smoke? Scarface: I'll get Billy Bong Thornton! Brian: No man. No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny. That wouldn't be right. Get Wesley Pipes and my favorite: Kenny: [to horse] Hey, girl! You hungry? Overwight Woman: [walking by and overhears] Fuck you, nigga! Kenny: I'm sorry! I was talking to the horse. |
I was pondering this afternoon, and realized that The Three Musketeers is a pretty quote rich movie:
Porthos: “Little pimple, meet me behind the Luxembourg at one o'clock, and bring a long wooden box.” ---- Porthos: “Now don't be so stupid, of course we intend to resist! Just give us a moment, all right?” ---- Porthos: “You, boy, are arrogant, hot-tempered, and entirely too bold. I like that, reminds me of me!” ---- Porthos: “Champagne?” Athos: “We're in the middle of a chase, Porthos!” Porthos: “You're right. Something red.” (disappears back into the carriage and comes back up with a bottle of wine) Porthos: "For a chase, the Cardinal suggests this excellent '24 Cabernet" (to D'Artagnan), "You can't have any you're too young." (Porthos is the best thing Oliver Platt did up til his guest appearances as Whitehouse Counsel on the West Wing.) ---- Cardinal: “A snap of my fingers, and you could be back on the block where I found you.” Seline: “And with a flick of my wrist, I could change your religion.” (said with a dagger at Richlieu's crotch) |
FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS:
"Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war. This was the Sixth Reich." "Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow." Raoul Duke: We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like: "I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive." Raoul Duke: Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full with what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?" Dr. Gonzo: Did you say something? Raoul Duke: Hm? Never mind. It's your turn to drive. Raoul Duke: No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough. "How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?" "Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor function. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it." "We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon." |
From Mystic River:
Sean Devine: Jimmy, what did you do? Jimmy Markum: [rubs Sean Devine on the shoulder] Jimmy Markum: Thanks for finding my daughter's killer, Sean. If only you'd been a little faster. Sean Devine: You gonna send Celeste Boyle 500 a month too? |
Blade Runner
Batty: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched sea beams glitter in the dark near the terhausen gate... All those moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain... Time to die. |
You see, there's two kinds of people, my friend: those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
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"Hey Laurence, has anyone ever said to you, Sounds like a Case of the Mundays?" "No. Shit No! man, i believe youd get your ass kicked saying something like that." "heh" i was going to add this one but it looks like ive been beaten to it a couple times Quote:
PCU Dros "Gutter, your wearing the name of the band youre going to see? Dont be that Guy" |
Little Bill Daggett: William Munny, you are a coward. You just shot an
unarmed man. William 'Bill' Munny: Well he should have armed himself. -Unforgiven |
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"Logic is only the beginning of wisdom."
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Aladdin Sane's Top 11 Favorite Movie Lines:
11. "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die." --Blade Runner, 1982 10. "You're gonna need a bigger boat." --Jaws, 1975 9. "What we've got here is failure to communicate." --Cool Hand Luke, 1967. 8. "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" --Network, 1976. 7. "Why don't you come up sometime and see me?" --She Done Him Wrong, 1933. 6. "You can't handle the truth!", --A Few Good Men, 1992 5. "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talkin' to?" --Taxi Driver, 1976. 4. "Plastics." --The Graduate, 1967 3. "We'll always have Paris." --Casablanca, 1942 2. "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?" --The Graduate, 1967. And Aladdin's Number one All Time Favorite Movie Line is: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1. "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape." --Planet of the Apes, 1968. |
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The Meaning of Life:
Noel Coward: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean. [singing] Noel Coward: Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? / Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? / It's swell to have a stiffy. / It's divine to own a dick, / From the tiniest little tadger / To the world's biggest prick. / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. / Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, / Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, / Your Percy, or your cock. / You can wrap it up in ribbons. / You can slip it in your sock, / But don't take it out in public, / Or they will stick you in the dock, / And you won't come back. Chaplain: Let us praise God. O Lord... Congregation: O Lord... Chaplain: ...Ooh, You are so big... Congregation: ...ooh, You are so big... Chaplain: ...So absolutely huge. Congregation: ...So absolutely huge. Chaplain: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You. Congregation: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You. Chaplain: Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and... Congregation: And barefaced flattery. Chaplain: But You are so strong and, well, just so super. Congregation: Fantastic. Humphrey: Amen. Congregation: Amen. Gaston: My mother told me, "Gaston, there are many people in the world, and in order to get along, you have to try and make everyone happy." That is why I became a waiter, so I can make people happy. Gaston: [pause] Well, fuck you! You don't need me or my stinking philosiphy! Fuck off! Don't come a following me! and I rather like..... Al Czervik: Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid. - Caddyshack |
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"I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." - Hoban 'Wash' Washburn in Serenity
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"Howdy Owdy Fucking Partners"
- Stifler American Pie 2 "Happy Fuck Day Ass-Mo" - Stifler American Wedding Gotta Love American Pie *Yummy* |
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Raoul Duke: History is hard to know, because of all the hired bullshit, but even without being sure of "history" it seems entirely reasonable to think that every now and then the energy of a whole generation comes to a head in a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody really understands at the time---and which never explain, in retrospect, what actually happened. *funny & vaguely believeable* [at a bizarre circus-themed casino] Raoul Duke: Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war. -fear and loathing in las vegas |
AWESOME THREAD!
My Fav. of all time is from Kill Bill
"Dying in our sleep is a luxury us humans are rarely afforded. My gift, to you." My second fav. is from Phantom of The Opera "Ah me, not on my dress. Why?" My third, fourth, fifth. etc. are from Austin Powers. All 3 of the movies. I have so many! I'll do a couple. "No, Scott." Frow: "Dr. Evil, I'm late." Dr. Evil: "No, you're not, you're right on time." Frow: "No, I mean I'm laaaaaaaaaaaate." :lol: "You keep your money. You get your mojo. I'll take the bebe." "We don't knaw on our kitty." I could go on and on :lol: |
David St. Hubbins: I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem *may* have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being *crushed* by a *dwarf*. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.
Ian Faith: I really think you're just making much too big a thing out of it. Derek Smalls: Making a big thing out of it would have been a good idea. Nigel Tufnel: You can't really dust for vomit. Nigel Tufnel: It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black. - This Is Spinal Tap |
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