Office Space...
 

Just FINALLY saw this movie for the first time the other day, and it was hilarious!!! I don't think that I could pick a favorite character or a favorite line out of that movie...theres waay to many!:lol:

First one I can think of...

"Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Muundays!"

"Looks like you've been missing alot of work...."
"Well, I wouldn't say I've been MISSING it Bob."

"And...and...umm, and umm, I haven't been paid in a month and someone took my stapler and I'm going to burn the building down and... umm, excuse me? hello?"

"Lumberg fucked her."

That is such an awesome movie.

Holy fuck...

I own this movie, and just finished watching it, and I come online and there's a thread for it...

Wierd...

Paranoia setting in...

Anyhow, brilliant film. I loved the soundtrack actually, the Gansta Rap with office scenes was hilarious...

'Peter... Hi.... Whaaat's happening...'

I love Lumberg's character...hilarious! I think I used to work for this guy!

"yeah...we're gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too"

"Sometimes, I get the feeling she's cheating on me."

"I know man."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

There's one cut in particular that ALWAYS cracks me up because it's SO pointless..

Where Lawrence is sitting there saying, "Yeah, I gotta wake my ass up at 6 am and drive out to Boscaledas (sp?)..."

then it CUTS to him as if he has something sooo important to say:

"Yeah, I'm doin the drywall up there at the new McDonalds."

Usually no one else finds that funny but me. I used to put this movie on repeat when I'd work at home.. let it play in the background. I seriously can't even count how many times I've seen it.. it was borderline on obsession a few years ago.

Good stuff!

This is absolutly one of the funniest mindless movies out. I am adding it to my movie collection.

Stephen Root's character (Milton) is hilarious!

I believe you have my stapler.

"PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?"

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Great scene :)

hahahahahaha

funkin' A

I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh.

We'll be getting rid of these people here... First, Mr. Samir Naga... Naga... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore, anyway.

and Mother Shitter

If i had to choose my favorite lines those would be it... great moive

"no talent ass clown..."

hahahaha

I always chuckled at this part, but to my surprise, when I was fixing an old laser printer, an error lights up and says "PC LOAD LETTER". I about died laughing.

Ahh yes.. the understated genius of Mike Judge

:lol: I love that bit!

"I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!"

I'm finding myself telling people when I give them assignments I need them done 'aysap'. no-one gets it. everyone things i'm just being a demanding fuck.

Re: Office Space...
 

You poor self was deprived for way to long.......
didn't you get the memo?


My fave part was the smash-fest in the field done to rap music.

Office Space and Boondock Saints are the greatest movies. Ever.

movie owns.. nuff said.

thanks for the new avatar, you can have back when you are eligible:)

Speaking of which (and apologies for being off-topic), how many posts before eligibility?

500, I believe.

Office Space is quite possibly the best movie ever!! My favorite lines are the O face, na na not gonna work here anymore, and

"So I was sitting in my cubicle today and I realized ever since I started working, every single day of my life is worse than the day before it, so every day you see me it's on the worst day of my life".
"What about today, is today the worst day of your life?".
"Yeah"
"Whoa, that's messed up."

Sorry if I didn't quote it exactly, I haven't watched it in awhile.

How much does everyone hate the little fucker in the restaurant...

also:

The Jump to Conclusions Mat and the subsequent reaction

Micheal: 'That is the worst idea I've ever heard'

Samir: 'Yes, it is horrible, this idea.'


The barbeque.

'Conjugal visits? Not that I know of, no, minimal security prison is no picnic, I've got a client in there now, he says the trick is kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch, then everything will be alright.'

'SAY HELLO TO LUMBERG FOR ME!'

'We get caught laundering money, we don't go to white collar resort prison, we go to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS PRISON!'

Samir's breakdancing.

When they're plotting and Peter makes everyone promise not to tell anyone, and then Lawrence pipes up with 'Don't worry man, I won't tell anyone either!' cracks me up.

Wow, I just put the dvd in and just about nailed the line above.

also a couple more:

"two chicks at the same time"

"you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, my cousins broke and he don't do shit"

yeah and the restaurant kid is annoying as fuck, but he has his place in the film.

my goal in life is to have 37 pieces of flair.
Right now at 21, just can't find anymore...

Well... I guess you can have it--I did steal it from somewhere else anyway :)

"did, did did you ta-take my stapler??"





lmao- everytime my husband does an impression of him (and he does a good one), we just crack up!

Michael Bolton: "Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."

I had some shit in here, goddamn popups.. Anyways, to sum.. Good movie, I've owned it forever and it keeps getting funnier. My quotes were lost, but Milton is good, the scene where they are trying to figure out how to launder money and the 'magazine salesman' shows up.. good shit.

"I'm going to show her my 'oh' face. 'Oh, Oh, Oh' Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. 'Oh'

"Hello, my name is Tyrone(or something like that), I used to be addicted to crack, but now I sell these magazines!"

Funny fucking movie.

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta...

Peter: I don't really like what I do, so I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
Joanna: so you're quitting?
Peter: no, I'm just not gonna go anymore.
Joanna: what about paying bills?
Peter: well, I don't really like paying bills, so I don't think I'm gonna do that anymore.

Peter-Say, has anyone every said to you, it sounds like a case of the mondays?

Lawrence-no (dumbfounded look)
shit! no man, id believe youd get your ass kicked for that man.

I officialy work at initech! it's scary... they make me move my desk, i get shocks from the doors, i have 8 boss, and "i'd say i do about 15 min of actual work in a week." theres more similar stuff..., i just can't remember.. and i have to go work tomorow... AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

i love this movie... it is one of my favorate movies and my most favorate comedy.

best part is when mike locks his door and crouches down when the black guy passes by...

anyone else catch that mike puts about 7 packs of sugar in his coffee?

what s even funnier is then that guy says: "Actually I am a software engineer."

"wait a min we know a lot of the same people, you arent going to tell anyone are you?"

"well that all depends...."

haha... that was great.

I have been holding out on buying this on DVD because I keep hoping they're going to do a Special Edition. But I don't think it's going to happen. I shoudl just buy it already. :)

"What the hell am I suppose to do with 47 copies of Maxium"

I recommend you guys rent/buy some episodes of The Office (brittish sitcom shot documentary style). It's hilarious!! My roomate and I just bought seasons 1 and 2. The humor is different from Office Space, but still really funny.

Funny that, I remember thinking that maybe the Office was a kind of homage to Office Space, partly because they refer to an offscreen character in one of the episodes of The Office as Pete Gibbons. The main character in Office Space is Peter Gibbons. Made me wonder, but I read an interview with Ricky Gervais where he says he wasn't even aware of Office Space until after the show was broadcast.

Is that just spooky or an utter lie?

Yeah...I caught that, wondering if anyone else did too...tehe

Samir:
"WHYY, does it say paper jam when there IS NO paper jam, I swear to god, one of these days, I'm going to kick this peice of sheet out the window!!"

Michael:
"You and me both man..."

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

OH MY FUCKIN' GAWD......I was rofl, then started to get annoyed!

lol, that's hilarious............

I love the beginning with Peter in his Corolla, driving to work, and he sees the elderly man with the walker....moving faster then he is..LMAO! great way to set the table for a classic movie

What does the fat woman receptionist say repeatedly that Peter begins to hallucinate too?

Every office needs a Milton ;)

I think it's actually Vibe and 40 subscriptions.

Corporate acounts payable, Mimi speaking, just a moment.