Movie Quotes 2
 

This was one of my favorite threads on the old board so here we go with the first quote. I'll make it easy to get us started.

"Fuck, even in the future nothing works."

I never discovered the first Movie Quotes thread. I am guessing that we don't just have to include quotes from "The Legend of Curly's Gold" right? Seeing as your quote is not from there (I don't think so anyway) I will assume I am in safe teritory for quoting another movie.

"Do you know the street value of this mountain?"

You have to guess the previous posters quote and then post your own.

A: Better off Dead

Next quote: "Don't worry dude you couldn't get a chick if you had a 100 dollar bill hanging out of your zipper."

Umm, junchbailey, it would be a good idea if you were to post the rules to this game. It makes it easier for people to play along. I'm seeing three quotes and the first one still hasn't been answered yet. Just a suggestion.

BTW, the first quote is from Spaceballs.

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A. Say Anything

"that Barney Rubble, what an actor"

Night Shift


"Fudge, Packer?"

I guess I'll post the rules. I think I remember how it went. Tell me if I left anything out

Someone says a quote from a movie. Everyone else tries to guess what movie it's from. Along with the movie title post a quote from another movie and so on. If it's a really hard or obscure quote or no one gets it in a few days, feel free to post a hint or something. And don't cheat (look up the quote at a website) unless no one knows the quote.

Alferd Packer


Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...

No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

Bruce Willis from Die Hard.


"I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said, 'I drank what?!'"

bump

Real Genius, a goddamn classic.

This should be fairly easy:

"I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice."

Scarface!

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."

Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey:

"How's it goin, evil dudes?"

Army of Darkness.

"220, 221...whatever it takes".

Mr. Mom

We all know God invented liquor to keep the Irish from ruling the world

The Ghost and the Darkness


"I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh! Oh!"
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None other than Office Space.

"Goddammit, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good!"

I believe that's the General from WarGames.


"I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille."

wargames? I'm not sure, so I'll wait for confirmation before posting another...

edit: whoops - too slow

bump

He was right about the Gen. from Wargames.


"Brain damage! Metal damage!"

hint maybe?

blazin saddles

"oops???? what do you mean oops??? we dont have time for oops."

Independence Day

New Quote:

"Are ya alright? Ya look a wee bit shaky."

Braveheart.

"Isn't it funny how you used to be in the nut house and now I'm in jail?"

dammit! i know the movie. its with that owen, and luke wilson... but i can't think of the name. dammit! and by doing this i know im giving it to someone else! you better thank me! ;)

i got it! bottle rocket!! :)

New one:

"That tall drink of water with the silver spoon up his ass."

Way too easy. Shawshank Redemption.

"Don't 'easy Ruiz' me, you turned an Easter egg hunt into a butt-fuck-a-thon. "

oh come on!!! i just put that up! how do you remember all these quotes... i have trouble just thinking of a new one, and then there you go. less then 2 minutes later, killeryoda does it again! ;)

hint maybe?

Made

"You miserable slug. You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me!"

"No, I didn't. Honest. I ran out of gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT I SWEAR TO GOD!!! "

Chopper Read : Chopper after he staps a guy in the neck a couple of times and the guy gets dragged out buy some screws (prison guards)

"Aww whinge whinge fucking whinge"

Hint Soda Bob??

ummm soda bob didnt read the rules and anyway he named where his quote was from i do believe my quote still stands which is:

"You miserable slug. You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me!"

"No, I didn't. Honest. I ran out of gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT I SWEAR TO GOD!!! "

Blues Brothers.



"A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a danish."

Caddyshack




"There's three rules I live by. Never get less than twelve hours sleep, never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city, and never go near a woman with a tattoo of a dagger. If you stick with that, everything else is cream cheese."

That's Teen Wolf.

"We call this next item 'The Fecalator.' One look at it, and the target shits his or her pants."

DOGMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(watching it now)



"Here you go Pope, build yourself a new gym at the Vatican."

Johnny Dangerously, it was on Comedy Central a while back.

"I've got a girl who's pussy is so good, if you threw it up in the air it would turn into sunshine."

Harlem Nights.



"I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke."