William Hung 3x

Marilyn Monroe
Scarlett Johansson
Garth's mom (she's a babe)

Nicole Kidman
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Dru Berrymore

Only 3? I have hundreds.


1) Sandra Bullock
2) Kate Beckinsale
3) Alyson Hannigan

Bea Arthur
Betty White
Rue McClanahan


...what? Don't act like you've never thought about gettin' tender with the Golden Girls.. especially the slutty one.

OK here goes... I have Charlize Theron naked and lying on her back while Jessica Alba lies on top of her belly to belly style. They are kissing each other like there's no tomorrow. Then Brittney Spears comes in the room all high on crack and X while I'm hammerin' Jessica and Charlize alternating my impalements so neither gets jealous. As I'm doing this Brittney, she likes me to call her dirty whore, walks over and starts tossin' my salad. I work construction so I'm sweaty as hell from working all day but Brittney licks away like a soldier and then begs me to give her some pipe. I'm just about ready to finish and I'm really going to town on Charlize and Jessica. While I'm ready to pop, I hear Charlize's pelvis crack and she lets out a scream. I told her to shut the fuck up cause I'm about to blow. Jessica starts crying so I back hand the whining bitch and knock her out and toss her onto the floor. Charlize by this time has passed out from from shear pain and so all I have left is my dirty whore Brittney. I'm an optimist so I like to make the best of every situation. Going to plan B I bend her over the bed, pull her hair back, and start poundin' her in the pooper. She's sreamin', "Give it to me give it to me harder, that limp dick Justin ain't got shit on you!" So being the polite guy that I am, I oblige her and hit that ass even harder. I am a few seconds from exploding so I pull it out of her turd cutter, wip her around to face my crotch, and I shoot a load all over her face. She was so grateful she licked the remnants of my lunch off my member and that was that. I gave Brittney cab fare, stuffed $20 bucks in Charlize's unconscious mouth (for her co-pay at the hospital of course), and spit in Jessica's mug while leaving the room never to see any of the three again. Now that's a romantic Saturday night with my top three.

Easy:

1. Keira Knightley
2. Catherine McCormack
3. Charlize Theron

--jaded

:eek:

Me too...only 3? lol

1. Nicole Kidman
2. Catherine Bell
3. Holly Marie Coombs (one of the chicks from Charmed)

1. Stacy Kiebler
2. Katie Holmes
3. Jessica Alba

Ha! Three? Puny humans...


1) Bruce Campbell
2) Phil Gordon
3) Billy Boyd

Runner ups:

4) Robert Picardo
5) Christopher Walken
6) Scott Cohen (from 10th Kingdom)

You know...just been watching an Angelina Jolie movie and I've got to say, I think I'm going to have to add her to my list.

1.Gigi Edgley in her Chiana makeup.

2.Gigi Edgley without makeup.

3.Helena Bonham Carter...wait...Famke Jansesn....can't decide...

Who doesn't? I've had the video for years now.

http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/.../goldgirls.jpg

1. Elisha Cuthbert
2. Eliza Dushku
3. Heather Graham

yupyup

1) Kate Beckinsale
2) Avril Lavigne
3) Jennifer Garner

I'm not sure why, but that made me laugh pretty good. :)

-Lasereth

What Lasereth quoted, i thought was funny as hell. Holy shit, thats some good stuff.

Natalie Portman
The babe off Pirates of the Carrabien
Olsen Twins

Can I put a vote in for the chick from Black Eyed Peas? She's hot as hell in those NBA Playoffs commercials

Mary Kate
Ashley
them both at the same time...

They are legal now.

1. Neve Campbell
2. Natalie Maines
3. Tara Reid

yay! we're on the same boat.

okay. i was bored so i did a quick tally of how many times each girl was voted for. it may not be completely accurate because some people voted for more than 3 and some people voted for the same person more than once, but i tried to be as consistent as possible. anyway, here are the girls with votes of 5 or more:

britney spears - 22 votes
jessica alba - 21 votes
angelina jolie - 20 votes
eliza dushku - 19 votes
jennifer love hewitt - 18 votes
jennifer connelly - 15 votes
tara reid - 13 votes
jennifer garner - 13 votes
christina aguilera - 13 votes
olsen twins - 12 votes
natalie portman - 12 votes
alyson hannigan - 11 votes
nicole kidman - 10 votes
katie holmes - 9 votes
jennifer anniston - 9 votes
keira knightley - 9 votes
kate beckinsale - 9 votes
scarlett johansson - 7 votes
sarah michelle-gellar - 7 votes
elisha cuthbert - 7 votes
christina ricci - 7 votes
catherine zeta jones - 7 votes
ashley judd - 7 votes
alyssa milano - 7 votes
selma hayek - 6 votes
carmen electra - 6 votes
monica belluci - 5 votes
lucy liu - 5 votes
liv tyler - 5 votes
jessica biel - 5 votes


oh, by the way... here's my top three:
- keira knightley
- kate beckinsale
- ali larter

oh my.
thats one heck of a story.

Thanks!

Can't believe Britney is #1...oh well, to each his own...

Hold the phone! Alyson Hannigan gets 11 votes...to Christina Aguilera's 13?!? *shakes head* oh well, at least she got 4 more votes than Sarah Michelle.

Audrey Hepburn
Maureen O'Sullivan
Mira Sorvino

Britney?


Someone tell her to get nekkid and get it over with. Then we can be rid of her. *crosses fingers*

hrmm i cant think of three
David Beckham
I cant think of any guy hotter

1. Mira Sorvino
2. Natalie Portman (anal. I want her in a submissive and humiliating position)
3. Jessica Alba

You forgot Charlize Theron laying on the floor unconscious with a shattered pelvis!

Can I add Famke Janssen to my list?

http://www.celebrity-pictures.nu/Fam...anssen_009.jpg

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another for jessica alba
Jennifer Aniston
ill throw in a porn star- Aurora Snow

Keira Knightley
Mandy Moore
Kate Beckinsale

1 - Jessica Alba
2 - Jennifer Love Hewitt
3 - Keira Knightley

Christina Ricci
Katie Holmes
Clare Danes

1. Edward Norton
2. Christian Bale
3. Heath Ledger

Angelia Jolie....over and over and again.......and again......etc etc