William Hung 3x

Marilyn Monroe
Scarlett Johansson
Garth's mom (she's a babe)

Nicole Kidman
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Dru Berrymore

Only 3? I have hundreds.


1) Sandra Bullock
2) Kate Beckinsale
3) Alyson Hannigan

Bea Arthur
Betty White
Rue McClanahan


...what? Don't act like you've never thought about gettin' tender with the Golden Girls.. especially the slutty one.

OK here goes... I have Charlize Theron naked and lying on her back while Jessica Alba lies on top of her belly to belly style. They are kissing each other like there's no tomorrow. Then Brittney Spears comes in the room all high on crack and X while I'm hammerin' Jessica and Charlize alternating my impalements so neither gets jealous. As I'm doing this Brittney, she likes me to call her dirty whore, walks over and starts tossin' my salad. I work construction so I'm sweaty as hell from working all day but Brittney licks away like a soldier and then begs me to give her some pipe. I'm just about ready to finish and I'm really going to town on Charlize and Jessica. While I'm ready to pop, I hear Charlize's pelvis crack and she lets out a scream. I told her to shut the fuck up cause I'm about to blow. Jessica starts crying so I back hand the whining bitch and knock her out and toss her onto the floor. Charlize by this time has passed out from from shear pain and so all I have left is my dirty whore Brittney. I'm an optimist so I like to make the best of every situation. Going to plan B I bend her over the bed, pull her hair back, and start poundin' her in the pooper. She's sreamin', "Give it to me give it to me harder, that limp dick Justin ain't got shit on you!" So being the polite guy that I am, I oblige her and hit that ass even harder. I am a few seconds from exploding so I pull it out of her turd cutter, wip her around to face my crotch, and I shoot a load all over her face. She was so grateful she licked the remnants of my lunch off my member and that was that. I gave Brittney cab fare, stuffed $20 bucks in Charlize's unconscious mouth (for her co-pay at the hospital of course), and spit in Jessica's mug while leaving the room never to see any of the three again. Now that's a romantic Saturday night with my top three.

Easy:

1. Keira Knightley
2. Catherine McCormack
3. Charlize Theron

--jaded

:eek:

Me too...only 3? lol

1. Nicole Kidman
2. Catherine Bell
3. Holly Marie Coombs (one of the chicks from Charmed)

1. Stacy Kiebler
2. Katie Holmes
3. Jessica Alba

Ha! Three? Puny humans...


1) Bruce Campbell
2) Phil Gordon
3) Billy Boyd

Runner ups:

4) Robert Picardo
5) Christopher Walken
6) Scott Cohen (from 10th Kingdom)

You know...just been watching an Angelina Jolie movie and I've got to say, I think I'm going to have to add her to my list.

1.Gigi Edgley in her Chiana makeup.

2.Gigi Edgley without makeup.

3.Helena Bonham Carter...wait...Famke Jansesn....can't decide...

Who doesn't? I've had the video for years now.

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1. Elisha Cuthbert
2. Eliza Dushku
3. Heather Graham

yupyup

1) Kate Beckinsale
2) Avril Lavigne
3) Jennifer Garner

I'm not sure why, but that made me laugh pretty good. :)

-Lasereth

What Lasereth quoted, i thought was funny as hell. Holy shit, thats some good stuff.

Natalie Portman
The babe off Pirates of the Carrabien
Olsen Twins

Can I put a vote in for the chick from Black Eyed Peas? She's hot as hell in those NBA Playoffs commercials

Mary Kate
Ashley
them both at the same time...

They are legal now.

1. Neve Campbell
2. Natalie Maines
3. Tara Reid

yay! we're on the same boat.

okay. i was bored so i did a quick tally of how many times each girl was voted for. it may not be completely accurate because some people voted for more than 3 and some people voted for the same person more than once, but i tried to be as consistent as possible. anyway, here are the girls with votes of 5 or more:

britney spears - 22 votes
jessica alba - 21 votes
angelina jolie - 20 votes
eliza dushku - 19 votes
jennifer love hewitt - 18 votes
jennifer connelly - 15 votes
tara reid - 13 votes
jennifer garner - 13 votes
christina aguilera - 13 votes
olsen twins - 12 votes
natalie portman - 12 votes
alyson hannigan - 11 votes
nicole kidman - 10 votes
katie holmes - 9 votes
jennifer anniston - 9 votes
keira knightley - 9 votes
kate beckinsale - 9 votes
scarlett johansson - 7 votes
sarah michelle-gellar - 7 votes
elisha cuthbert - 7 votes
christina ricci - 7 votes
catherine zeta jones - 7 votes
ashley judd - 7 votes
alyssa milano - 7 votes
selma hayek - 6 votes
carmen electra - 6 votes
monica belluci - 5 votes
lucy liu - 5 votes
liv tyler - 5 votes
jessica biel - 5 votes


oh, by the way... here's my top three:
- keira knightley
- kate beckinsale
- ali larter

oh my.
thats one heck of a story.

Thanks!

Can't believe Britney is #1...oh well, to each his own...

Hold the phone! Alyson Hannigan gets 11 votes...to Christina Aguilera's 13?!? *shakes head* oh well, at least she got 4 more votes than Sarah Michelle.

Audrey Hepburn
Maureen O'Sullivan
Mira Sorvino

Britney?


Someone tell her to get nekkid and get it over with. Then we can be rid of her. *crosses fingers*

hrmm i cant think of three
David Beckham
I cant think of any guy hotter

1. Mira Sorvino
2. Natalie Portman (anal. I want her in a submissive and humiliating position)
3. Jessica Alba

You forgot Charlize Theron laying on the floor unconscious with a shattered pelvis!

Can I add Famke Janssen to my list?

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another for jessica alba
Jennifer Aniston
ill throw in a porn star- Aurora Snow

Keira Knightley
Mandy Moore
Kate Beckinsale

1 - Jessica Alba
2 - Jennifer Love Hewitt
3 - Keira Knightley

Christina Ricci
Katie Holmes
Clare Danes

1. Edward Norton
2. Christian Bale
3. Heath Ledger

Angelia Jolie....over and over and again.......and again......etc etc

Rachael Leigh Cook.

Jennifer Garner
Jessica Alba
Natalie Portman

Bridgett Moynahan
Jenna Jameson
Cathren Zetta Jones

Salma Hayek
Angelina Jolie
Halle Berry

But the list could go on and on.

Christina Ricci
Alyson Hannigan
Rachael Leigh Cook

angelina jolie
josie maran
jessica alba

in no particular order

Zach Braff
Tom Welling*
Johnny Depp

* But he wouldn't be allowed to talk because I suspect he is as dumb as a sack of hammers.

tyra banks. three times.

I have a list of 150. I apologize to 147 of you perfect women.
#1 Adriana Lima (Victorias Secret)
#2 Brooke Burke (Wild On E!)
#3 Heidi Klum (a goddess on earth)

Uma Thurman...don't really know why, but I have an attraction to her.
Angelina Jolie
Natalie Portman

1.Sarah Michelle Gellar
2. Eliza Dushku
3. Amanda Peet

In no particular order:
Liz Hurley
Keira Knightley
Angelina Jolie

1) Sharlize Theron
2) Paris Hilton (yeah, so sue me)
3) Kate Moss

Check that, I'd exchange Kate for Kirsten Dunst any time o` day

1) pam anderson
2) jennifer aniston
3) hilary duff (is she 18 yet?)

buddy, I love you like a brother, but your taste of beauty worries me

my choices

1) Milla Jonovich, after I fed her a couple lick's burgers obviously, my family's eastern european and although I've never been to europe, girls from that region of the globe turns my crank, if you look at Milla you will realize how unamerican she look...

2) Aria Giovanni, those boobs are real? there is only one way to find out

3) I can't decide on the third one so I am gonna take Monica Belluci along with her daughter, hahahahaha

kate winslet. Britney spears. Forgot her name from girl next door.

Britney Spears

Christina Ricci

And the band camp chick from American Wedding or Pie

But why only keep it to three?

Jennifer Aniston

Olsen Twins

Jessica Simpson

Johnny Depp (I'm not gay, but I'd still do him)

Carmen Electra

The Juggies (from the Man Show)

The Bush Daughters (just to piss off Bush)

Kate Winslett

Christina Ricci

Wynona Ryder

Madonna

There's probably more but I'm starting to draw repeats and blanks...

Aha...but where did I ask about beauty...although I think Kate is beautiful, my list of "Beautiful celebrities that you'd like to bang" would be different...

I would bang Kate for her body and beauty and film integrity, Christina because she's a nasty little ho that I'm sure would let you do ANYTHING, and Chloe because I respect her work and think she has little inhibition, she would probably be a great lay....

The...band...camp...chick?

*Slowly and sadly shakes head*

The...chick is Alyson Hannigan.

sorry, I just couldn't remember her name, but I sure as hell had no problems remembering what she looks like.

christina ricci,
fran drescher,
then either dolly parton or sally struthers when she was on all in the family with curly bolnd hair. can't decide. prolly dolly as she's got bigger fun bags.
:crazy:

How about milfs?

I'd start with Heather Locklear for one...damn she looked good on Jay Leno tonight!!

Viggo Mortensen (I have loved that man since I saw him in "Witness" when I was a young teen...damn that's been over 20 years...long time to be attracted to one celebrity)

Hugh Jackman

Brendan Fraser

...and the token ifIwasalesbianIwoulddoher: Angelina Jolie

1. Kiera Knightley
2. Kate Beckinsale
3. Natalie Portman

Just 3?

- Hugh Jackman
- Viggo Mortensen
- Boris Kodjoe (from Soul Food on Showtime)
and my backup:
- Anthony LaPaglia

And if someone could reincarnate Robert Mitchum ...good gawd.

Olsen twins
Naomi Watts
Jennifer Love Hewitt

Erica Rose Campbell (Titty Board folks will know why, and in my eyes, she's a freakin Celebrity!)
Tyra Banks/Heather Locklear/Laetitia Casta/Any Celeb with Big Boobies
Jennifer Love Hewitt

1. Angelina Jolie....then she can have a vile of blood of mine if she wants..hehe!
2. olsen twins.....I'm doing them at the same time, so it only counts as one!
3.Jennifer Garner

I will take all of the above!

Jessica Alba
Alyssa Milano
Jenny McCarthy

1. Kate Winslet
2. Laura Prepon
3. Kate Winslet AND Laura Prepon at the same time

slurp

1- sharon stone
2- alyssa milano
3- kelly brook

but generally an impossible task.................

Very much impossible...

Catherine Zeta Jones
Nikki Coxx
Kristin Kreuk

and soOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many more...

goodness... its been a while since i last saw this thread.

time for an update...

1. Natsumi Abe
2. Rika Ishikawa
3. Aya Matsuura / Utada Hikaru (tied)

1. Beverley Mitchell (I know I'll get crap for this one)
2. Jennie Garth (Peter Facinelli is one lucky bastard)
3. Amy Davidson (Redhead on 8 Simple Rules)

1. Alyson Hannigan
2. Tara Reid
3. Joan Cusack (But only if she let me call her John) j/k lol

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Angelina Jolie

Keira Knightley
Charlize Theron
Tiffany Amber-Thiesen

I'll go with Jennifers for this one:

Love Hewitt
Garner
Mary Butala (aka Jenna Elfman)

Heidi Klum
Britney Spears - pre-fat and trashy days
Marissa Miller - SI Swimsuit model

lmao...as thin as they are it should count as a half

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surprisingly this topic has so many responses
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1. Angelina Jolie (finest white woman i've ever seen)
2. Ki Toy
3. Rosario Dawson / Salma Hayek (its a tie, c'mon its hard to pick just 3)

jennie garth
shannen doherty
rachel hunter

1. Jessica Alba
2. Jennifer Lopez
3. Jennifer garner

lots of J's.

am I the only chick posting in this forum? hahaha

1. John Cusack
2. Matt Damon
3. Andy Roddick

1. Lindsay Lohan
2. Nikki Cox
3. Elisha Cuthbert

Jennifer Tilly
Lucy Lui
Mia Hamm

Katie Holmes
Rose Byrne
Catherine Zeta Jones

Salma Hayek
Alyssa Milano
Jennifer Connelly

hmmmm.... nice thread...

Jessica Simpson
Kelly Brook
Aria Giovanni

Great Thread...

1. Jennifer Lopez
2. Britney Spears
3. Gillian Anderson

Honourable Mentions: Heather Graham, my mother-in-law, Lindsay Lohan, Uma, etc

Boring list,
but stunning women :)

Keira Knightley
Kelly Brook
Kate Beckinsale

:lol: As I was scanning this thread, my eye caught, and my brain interpreted, #3 as Andy Rooney. Needless to say, I was like "Say what!?!

gregory smith (everwood)
nicole kidman (everywhere)
jenna jamison (everyone)

and all at once please :)

Elisha Cuthbert
Jessica Biel
Tara Reid

I've plumped for a diverse collection..

- Jo Guest
- Charlize Theron
- Audry Hepburn

1.Jessica Alba
2.Charlize Theron
3.Elisha Cuthbert

1. pam anderson
2. britney
3. shannon elizabeth

Jessica Simpson
Jessica Alba
Kristin Kreuk

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