SHOWDOWN: Sookie vs. Snooki vs. Wookie
 

It's the Battle of the "Ookies". Choose who you would rather be marooned on a desert island with--

Contender #1: Sookie

http://a.imageshack.us/img196/5435/s...eblood0610.jpg
Pros: Hot; the little gap between her front teeth only makes her hotter. Southern accent (questionable, but still). Will get naked in a heartbeat. Slutty, but in a good way.
Cons: Fang banger. You probably ain't gonna get none unless you're undead. Can read your mind--if things get desperate and you consider killing her and eating her, she'll know and beat you to the punch.


Contender #2: Snooki

http://a.imageshack.us/img85/2213/snookid.jpg

Pros: If you have to resort to eating her, should be enough meat on this roly poly to sustain you for weeks, if the fake tan, Aqua Net, and herpes don't make you throw it all back up. Plus, she's got enough booze in her system to give you a buzz with your meal.
Cons: Will have to cut out her tongue to live with her. Slutty, in a bad way. Crabs.


Contender #3: Wookie

http://a.imageshack.us/img806/8844/wookie.jpg

Pros: Really tall, an asset when gathering bananas and coconuts. Better conversationalist than Snooki. Snuggling in the warm coat will help protect you from fierce tropical storms.
Cons: Wet dog smell after fierce tropical storms. Male or female, who knows? You will be eaten long before you begin to have hunger pangs. Fleas.

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Edit: Thanks, Baraka!

Sookie, mind reading aside, at least I got something nice to look at.

Wookie. I bet the big guy gives great handjobs.

There are times when I wish I could upvote TFP threads. This is one of those times.

So tempting to vote for the Wookie, but I went with Sookie. I'd love to "do bad things" to that (Seriously, Spoiler: )fairy ass ;)

SOOOOKIEEEE, I've come to call on you!

Thanks, Will :thumbsup:

Maybe one of these days I'll start a thread good enough to make it into the venerable TFP Hall of Fame. I thought the thread about Pink's ass would do it, but alas...

The Wookie. The other two look like they're infested with gonnasyphaherpclymAIDS.

Yeah, because the space sasquatch is probably completely disease-free, right?

Of course, he's picky, and he gets his regular space shots. :D

The point is that I want a useful survival companion, not one that whines about her nails as we attempt to thatch together a shelter.

Wookie. Duh.

(It was one of my nicknames in middle school.)

Feeling pretty comfortable with my vote after tonight's episode of True Blood. She really toned up for this season ;D

The Wookie, cuz you can eat him/her for a week, (after you have them build a treehouse ala Swiss Family Robinson and the Wookies themselves) and you get a nice hairy blanket.

I have a feeling Sookie would be polite to the Wookie while they both agree on eliminating Snookie.