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FuglyStick 08-08-2010 07:58 AM

SHOWDOWN: Sookie vs. Snooki vs. Wookie
 
It's the Battle of the "Ookies". Choose who you would rather be marooned on a desert island with--

Contender #1: Sookie

http://a.imageshack.us/img196/5435/s...eblood0610.jpg
Pros: Hot; the little gap between her front teeth only makes her hotter. Southern accent (questionable, but still). Will get naked in a heartbeat. Slutty, but in a good way.
Cons: Fang banger. You probably ain't gonna get none unless you're undead. Can read your mind--if things get desperate and you consider killing her and eating her, she'll know and beat you to the punch.


Contender #2: Snooki

http://a.imageshack.us/img85/2213/snookid.jpg

Pros: If you have to resort to eating her, should be enough meat on this roly poly to sustain you for weeks, if the fake tan, Aqua Net, and herpes don't make you throw it all back up. Plus, she's got enough booze in her system to give you a buzz with your meal.
Cons: Will have to cut out her tongue to live with her. Slutty, in a bad way. Crabs.


Contender #3: Wookie

http://a.imageshack.us/img806/8844/wookie.jpg

Pros: Really tall, an asset when gathering bananas and coconuts. Better conversationalist than Snooki. Snuggling in the warm coat will help protect you from fierce tropical storms.
Cons: Wet dog smell after fierce tropical storms. Male or female, who knows? You will be eaten long before you begin to have hunger pangs. Fleas.

---------- Post added at 10:58 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:37 AM ----------

Edit: Thanks, Baraka!

LordEden 08-08-2010 09:29 AM

Sookie, mind reading aside, at least I got something nice to look at.

Pearl Trade 08-08-2010 09:47 AM

Wookie. I bet the big guy gives great handjobs.

Willravel 08-08-2010 09:49 AM

There are times when I wish I could upvote TFP threads. This is one of those times.

SecretMethod70 08-08-2010 12:16 PM

So tempting to vote for the Wookie, but I went with Sookie. I'd love to "do bad things" to that (Seriously, Spoiler: )fairy ass ;)

Willravel 08-08-2010 12:36 PM

SOOOOKIEEEE, I've come to call on you!

FuglyStick 08-08-2010 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Willravel (Post 2812724)
There are times when I wish I could upvote TFP threads. This is one of those times.

Thanks, Will :thumbsup:

Maybe one of these days I'll start a thread good enough to make it into the venerable TFP Hall of Fame. I thought the thread about Pink's ass would do it, but alas...

Plan9 08-08-2010 05:56 PM

The Wookie. The other two look like they're infested with gonnasyphaherpclymAIDS.

Baraka_Guru 08-08-2010 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9 (Post 2812886)
The Wookie. The other two look like they're infested with gonnasyphaherpclymAIDS.

Yeah, because the space sasquatch is probably completely disease-free, right?

settie 08-08-2010 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru (Post 2812891)
Yeah, because the space sasquatch is probably completely disease-free, right?

Of course, he's picky, and he gets his regular space shots. :D

Plan9 08-08-2010 08:26 PM

The point is that I want a useful survival companion, not one that whines about her nails as we attempt to thatch together a shelter.

snowy 08-08-2010 08:28 PM

Wookie. Duh.

(It was one of my nicknames in middle school.)

SecretMethod70 08-08-2010 10:01 PM

Feeling pretty comfortable with my vote after tonight's episode of True Blood. She really toned up for this season ;D

Fremen 08-08-2010 10:36 PM

The Wookie, cuz you can eat him/her for a week, (after you have them build a treehouse ala Swiss Family Robinson and the Wookies themselves) and you get a nice hairy blanket.

Jove 08-09-2010 07:49 AM

I have a feeling Sookie would be polite to the Wookie while they both agree on eliminating Snookie.


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