SJP in Honeymoon in Vegas: Hot or Not?
 

Eden scoffs at the idea that Sara Jessica Parker has ever been hot. I sez she was bangin' in Honeymoon in Vegas. What say you, TFP?


Pole forthcum...
uh, poll forthcoming.

lest i repeat myself, i'd hit it...

Actually, I'm just pimping out Eden's pecker.

You know I picked the third option just to see if the continuous loop could reset the space/time continuum.

I'll still wouldn't hit it. Well, if I could duck tape her mouth shut.... and feed her... and pull her hair back. Maybe.

I'd hit it!

I'm tempted to shut down this thread for the obvious bestiality connotation.

bangin body, butter face.

face of a horse + body of a twelve year old = no thanks

Your dick is safe with me, Eden.

"I'll keep it in a cigar box on the nightstand."

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I imagine Destro playing the tune in the video.

I bet that'd be like storing a pin in a 55 gallon drum.

Not that horse-faced SJP would deserve it but has anyone actually confirmed hobbits come fully equipped with man junk? I've seen plenty of troll dolls and not a single one was packin'.

I hope he's got a pecker. I've already taken the security deposits for the rentals and blown it at the track (the money, not the pecker).

In the words of Lester Garcia: "Sheah rayht!" She's pretty much the most repulsive woman ever. I'd rather fuck Large Marge from Peewee's Big Adventure.

Xerx, that's an awful picture. Definitely using a stunt cock there.

In fact, Honeymoon in Vegas is the only thing I've seen SJP in that caused a rumble in my nethers.

Okay, hot, yes...but....

Not my usual kind of hot.

I gotta ask: out of all the Jessicas out there---Alba, Biel, Simpson...hell, even Lange----why Sarah Jessica Parker?

Don't get me started on Sara(h)s.

Sarah Jessica Parker used to be on my "hit-it" list, especially when I was a young teen in the 80's and saw her in a little known movie called "Somewhere, Tomorrow".
She, or a voice double, sang a song in the movie that made me want to do naughty things to her. (or as naughty as my teen mind could conjure up)

Next, I saw her in "Footloose" and "Flight of the Navigator", which heightened the lust factor.

Unfortunately, my love waned, and she went on to do "Sex and the Shitty".

As for "Honeymoon in Vegas", I don't recall what she looked like in that, but I remember not liking the film.

Now, she's too whiny and shrill, and her horsey countenance is too much for my refined tastes.

/who am I kidding, I'd still give Eden's left testicle for the chance to ride the beast

I briefly had a crush on SJP's SanDeE* in L.A. Story.

Hey there is only so much of my neither regions to go around and I don't want to waste them on SJP's horseface. I agree with Jazz, the bestiality in this thread is sickening.

The face, dude...

This girl has never made my nether regions tingle in any way.

I don't get people's objections over her face. It's a face with strong features. Does that intimidate you? I'd hate to hear what you think about Cate Blanchett and Uma Thurman.

My objections are mainly that she's a bit too skinny.

Oh, yes. Very fully equipped :)



I can't look at SJP anymore without seeing Carrie Bradshaw, who isn't sexy to me at all. No, sir, I would not hit it.

Dude, she looks like a teenage boy.

She's too short and skinny, has no hips/ass/tits and the face of a stereotypical cartoon Halloween witch.

Ratty heroin addict look works for ya? Or is it the albino Ethiopian with horrible clashing outfits?

Cate Blanchett is kinda in the same boat but doesn't look as nasty. But I'd bang Uma Thurman like a M202.

That's what I'm sayin'. I was just being polite about it.

This is an exaggeration. She has the face of cartoon Halloween witch after a makeover.

You watch your mouth, sir!

I'd flame assault her shoulder weapon!

I don't think she's pretty at all.

I love that you love you Wikipedia.

Gee, you'd think she looks like Ann Coulter or Tori Spelling or something.

I'm sorry if I don't buy into your preconceived notions of beauty.

God damnit, Baraka. I was just about to start a women-that-look-like-cartoon-witches thread.

- Sarah Jessica Parker
- Ann Coulter
- Tori Spelling
- Boy George
... and MORE.

Paris Hilton

Janet Reno

I'd do her.






In the butt.

Man I wouldn't fuck Paris Hilton with Fugly's dick and Crompstar pushing on the gas.

"I'm giving her all she's got captain!"

I'm starting to get the feeling that I don't have the most discriminating penis.

Dude, I haven't heard you once say "Man, even *I* wouldn't hit that!"

You are the bar that low standards are set upon.

Somehow you drug my dick into this too. After a night of hard drinking in college, I may have been sailed on the love boat Pequod, but even *I* wouldn't fuck SJP.

Dearest Fugly,

I congratulate you on taking this long in your life to come to that particular realization. And thank god that womankind has discerning taste.

Your ever-humble servant,

Jazz

Penises don't discriminate; they inseminate.

Yeah, but the man attached to it has to keep the old Penetron 4000 inflated. No easy feat in this thread.

My penis is sticking it's tongue out at all of you.

Cheesus ... talk about mens locker room banter ...



... drunken men.

When have you ever been in a locker room, Xerxys? Or are you referring to Porky's?

9er, don't ruin Xerxys' fantasy about being in a room full of drunken men. It's what sustains him.