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Have fun with this Mix N Match Action Movie Titles Game!
All you have to do is pick one or more word(s) from the first COLUMN A and again from COLUMN B and you have a new title for another action movie that probably wouldn't be worth watching. This small selection comes from broken up titles of only films starring Steven Seagal, Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren. More could be added so long as they come from genuine poor-quality action films.
COLUMN A.....................COLUMN B Above the......................Action Black..............................Agenda Bridge of........................Angel Command.......................Below Dark...............................Catcher Death.............................Contact Direct.............................Cop Double............................Dead Driven to........................Death Executive.......................Dragons Fire down.......................Eagle Half Past........................Fighter Hard...............................Ground Hidden............................Impact Into the...........................Justice Marked for......................Kill Maximum........................Law Men of.............................Patrol Nowhere.........................Performance On Deadly.......................Risk Out for.............................Scorpion Red..................................Siege Silent...............................Sun Storm..............................Target Street..............................Territory Sudden............................Run The Last..........................Trigger Time................................War Under...............................Warrent Until................................. Wake of........................... Examples: Direct Action, Storm Impact, Executive Fighter. Or they can be stupid and/or euphamistic: Under Dragons, Into the Fighter; even more so if multi-mixed: Hard Men of Silent Contact, Hidden Street Storm Performance, etc. Add more words for more fun! |
I dunno, "Hidden Dragon, Crouching Tiger" already sounds stupid to me. I can't do better than that.
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using all the words without repeats, I came up with these:
Above the Below Bridge of Ground Driven to Dragons Red Run Sudden Angel Wake of Catcher On Deadly Death Men of Impact Into the Dead Marked for Contact Fire Down Sun Under Cop Until Target Half Past Warrant Maximum Trigger Out For Kill Hard Eagle Time Action The Last Law Storm Agenda Hidden Nowhere Scorpion Street Direct Territory Death War Executive Fighter Silent Siege Double Justice Black Performance Patrol Dark Risk Command |
Nice work. I'd love to see Death War!
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yeah, that one's probably my favorite....I like to imagine it in the style of Death Race 2000...maybe we could get Tarantino to direct...? |
Yes Tarantino would love to direct that but I wouldn't allow him to. It would be a hilarious Iraq war comedy film directed by Harold Ramis starring Robin Williams, Chris Rock, Jean Claude Van Damme and Sayid from Lost. Williams plays a demented, cross-dressing general who has to be neutralised before he sets off some nukes and they need the help of Sayid, the Iraqi defector who knows the country and where all the secret tunnels are and all that.
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