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oliver9184 12-24-2009 12:15 PM

Have fun with this Mix N Match Action Movie Titles Game!
 
All you have to do is pick one or more word(s) from the first COLUMN A and again from COLUMN B and you have a new title for another action movie that probably wouldn't be worth watching. This small selection comes from broken up titles of only films starring Steven Seagal, Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren. More could be added so long as they come from genuine poor-quality action films.

COLUMN A.....................COLUMN B
Above the......................Action
Black..............................Agenda
Bridge of........................Angel
Command.......................Below
Dark...............................Catcher
Death.............................Contact
Direct.............................Cop
Double............................Dead
Driven to........................Death
Executive.......................Dragons
Fire down.......................Eagle
Half Past........................Fighter
Hard...............................Ground
Hidden............................Impact
Into the...........................Justice
Marked for......................Kill
Maximum........................Law
Men of.............................Patrol
Nowhere.........................Performance
On Deadly.......................Risk
Out for.............................Scorpion
Red..................................Siege
Silent...............................Sun
Storm..............................Target
Street..............................Territory
Sudden............................Run
The Last..........................Trigger
Time................................War
Under...............................Warrent
Until.................................
Wake of...........................


Examples: Direct Action, Storm Impact, Executive Fighter.

Or they can be stupid and/or euphamistic: Under Dragons, Into the Fighter; even more so if multi-mixed: Hard Men of Silent Contact, Hidden Street Storm Performance, etc.

Add more words for more fun!

Xerxys 12-24-2009 12:31 PM

I dunno, "Hidden Dragon, Crouching Tiger" already sounds stupid to me. I can't do better than that.

Sion 12-28-2009 01:32 PM

using all the words without repeats, I came up with these:


Above the Below
Bridge of Ground
Driven to Dragons
Red Run
Sudden Angel
Wake of Catcher
On Deadly Death
Men of Impact
Into the Dead
Marked for Contact
Fire Down Sun
Under Cop
Until Target
Half Past Warrant
Maximum Trigger
Out For Kill
Hard Eagle
Time Action
The Last Law
Storm Agenda
Hidden Nowhere
Scorpion Street
Direct Territory
Death War
Executive Fighter
Silent Siege
Double Justice
Black Performance Patrol
Dark Risk Command

oliver9184 12-29-2009 11:58 PM

Nice work. I'd love to see Death War!

Sion 12-31-2009 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oliver9184 (Post 2743654)
Nice work. I'd love to see Death War!


yeah, that one's probably my favorite....I like to imagine it in the style of Death Race 2000...maybe we could get Tarantino to direct...?

oliver9184 01-01-2010 06:34 AM

Yes Tarantino would love to direct that but I wouldn't allow him to. It would be a hilarious Iraq war comedy film directed by Harold Ramis starring Robin Williams, Chris Rock, Jean Claude Van Damme and Sayid from Lost. Williams plays a demented, cross-dressing general who has to be neutralised before he sets off some nukes and they need the help of Sayid, the Iraqi defector who knows the country and where all the secret tunnels are and all that.

Daniel_ 01-01-2010 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oliver9184 (Post 2744299)
Yes Tarantino would love to direct that but I wouldn't allow him to. It would be a hilarious Iraq war comedy film directed by Harold Ramis starring Robin Williams, Chris Rock, Jean Claude Van Damme and Sayid from Lost. Williams plays a demented, cross-dressing general who has to be neutralised before he sets off some nukes and they need the help of Sayid, the Iraqi defector who knows the country and where all the secret tunnels are and all that.

So it's a reimagining of Doctor Strangelove?


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