Celebrities that just 'do it' for you? **NSFW**
 

Post celebs you consider to be attractive / hawt / smart / funny / etc. People who you'd really like to spend a Saturday night with whether it be socially or sexually.

Kate Hudson
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I find her adorable and quirky and sexy. I would love to hit a few bars with her followed by a night in a hotel room. I think I'd be ok if I just got to 1st base.

Vince Vaughn
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He's beautiful. And he's funny as fuck. I dated a guy who looked like him for a little while. Best sex I ever had. Tall is a magnet for me.

David Letterman
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I would love to have dinner and drinks with him and a group of friends. He cracks me up. Funny man indeed!

Will Ferrell
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Same reason as Letterman.

Man, I totally want to spend an evening with Samuel L. Jackson and have him yell at me the whole time.

I'm talking non-stop, insane drill sergeant barks... stuff like that spoof: "How's it taste, motherfucker?!"

I'd like to spend an evening of dinner and drinks with Vince Vaughn, an alive Peter O'toole, Richard Harris, an alive Johnny Carson, Bob Newhart, Dave Letterman and Don Rickles, all at once.

They're all great raconteurs.

I second Sam Jackson.

I'll also throw in Jack Black, Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson, and Ben Stiller as guys who never fail to make me laugh.

I'll add the two C(K)ates (Blanchett and Winslet) as woman of such a wonderful admixture of talent, beauty, and mystique.

And, finally, there's Scarlett Johansson, whose striking presence draws me into an enthralled stupor no matter what she does. I can't even say whether she's a really talented actor or if she's simply poisoned my better judgement with her everlasting aura of pulchritude.

Kate Beckinsale, Rachel McAdams, Amy Adams.

Thirding the Samuel L Jackson - ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?

I think it would be awesome to hang out with Jesse Ventura. He's a real interesting character.

Shit, thanks for reminding me of the third Kate...and Rachel McAdams.

(I haven't watched many films lately.)

Kate Hudson, for sure. Also:

Alyson Hannigan
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Michael Vartan
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And Orlando Bloom, but only as a pirate
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Yum.

Shakira.

Shakira, Shakira, Shakira.

Shakira.

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Beautiful, sexy, cute (in both personality and physical features), intelligent, humanitarian, and seemingly genuine...

I'd be happy to hang out on a friendly basis, but I'd be even happier to go beyond that of course.

Oh, Shakira.... *swoon*

And in the spirit of her multi-lingual career...

Hermosa, sexy, cute (en tanto la personalidad y características físicas), inteligente, humanitaria, y aparentemente genuina ...

Me encantaría salir en una base de amistad, pero me gustaría ser aún más feliz de ir más allá de que por supuesto.

¡Oh, Shakira! .... *swoon*

Johnny Depp

These are in no particular order except the first one lol

Alan Rickman
Gordon Ramsay
Colin Firth
Hugh Grant
Liam Neeson
Emma Thompson
Kate Hudson
Kate Winslet
Hugh Laurie
Jason Isaacs
Johnny Depp
Amy Adams

Good ones.

AMY ADAMS

Who the hell is this Amy Adams I keep hearing about?

Her IMDB page Amy Adams (III)

I just love her

Okay, no wonder. I had a look at her creds and I haven't seen a single thing she's been in.

What do you recommend seeing her in first?

Dave and I both were intrigued with her in The Wedding Date (yes its a chick flick) but we really fell in love with her in Enchanted, Im still waiting to see Doubt

I'd like both of these women.. preferably together..on the same night.. drunk.

Elisha Cuthbert

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Brody Dalle

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I don't know who Brody Dalle is, though I'm sure she's in a band that I should be more familiar with... but that will soon be rectified as I "research" her.

Brody used to be the guitarist for The Distillers

Well, I don't know if this is the same 'Brody', but Bear Cub posted this picture elsewhere and I'm just totally transfixed with her, I mean completely. Definitely would like to spend an evening out with her. (By the way, I followed the link from which it stemmed, and it say that she is the lead guitarist for "The Spinnerettes".)

yup that's the same Brody :)

Yeah, I just took the time to research for one more minute, and it turns out this is the same Brody, Dalle that is, now aged 30.

Heh, this is funny... I'm only mildly familiar with The Distillers (nothing against them, just haven't taken the time to get fully acquainted), but I've been listening to Spinnerette for the last month or so... good to know she's hot too!

Anyway... /threadjack

If you haven't seen Junebug, see it, it's a very good movie about a family that lives in NC. The movie was actually filmed in my area. Her acting ability in it is amazing.

She's also good in Enchanted and Doubt.

John C. Mather ( I fantasize a long ('My Dinner With Andre') type of evening.

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Oh, here's someone I love in a totally different way:

I wish Neil deGrasse Tyson was my uncle or something. I'd love to hang out with him!

He totally "does it" for my brain.

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I'm completely shocked and disappointed that Secret hasn't divulged his man crush on Wil Wheaton yet.

I kinda derailed another thread because I professed my "intuitive man-love" for him, before and after, I had the opportunity to see him featured weekly.

Here, Gucci, I'll set up a meeting with this astrophysicist, for you:

Dr. Tamara Davis will blow your mind.

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my mind blew out years ago :lol:

you took the bait....cool. :)

Socially: George Carlin, Penn & Teller, Dave Chapelle, Kevin Smith, and Seth McFarlane. I'd count James Randi and Richard Dawkins but they're not really celebrities i.e. in the entertainment circle. They'd be awesome to play poker with...except for Penn and Teller.


Sexually...too many to name. Basically, if she's hot, I'd wanna bone her.

Oh I forgot Ron White.

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What a riot that shit would be.

First I'd like to defile the pure beauty that is Ms. Deschanel
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Then I'd like to have an in depth discussion on how it makes me feel with the intellectually sexy Michio Kaku
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A night of serious lessons with the god that is Anne Sofie von Otter.

(And I wouldn't turn down an evening of anything with Tilda Swinton...)

Brody Dalle is insanely hot. Unfortunately, she's married to the guy from Queens of the Stone Age and is preggers.

I'd still hump the living daylights out of her and eat her young.

Brody hasn't been preggers since January.

And I'm putting both her and Josh Homme as #2 on my list.

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Leonard Cohen is #1. <3
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Louis CK, he's fucking hilarious.
?uestlove, I'd like to listen to a couple vinyls with him, he has a massive collection of music and seems to know a lot about recording, and production. I saw him live, and he's amazing on the drums.
I also like Ray Winstone as an actor, and would kill to look as tough as him in The Departed.

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I totally just had a very 'real' dream about him. It was nice. ...other than the weird part where he let me bite his brains but he couldn't bite mine because he was married. But he said I could bite this other guy's brains but he was some Mexican dude with a lot of hair gel and I didn't want to. Next thing I knew I was yelling 'shark! shark!' from some balcony. :shrug:

Yay daytime tv. :|

Rachel Bilson!

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Natalie Portman.
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Harvard grad in psych, postgrad work in Jerusalem, speaks 5 languages, and is drop dead gorgeous. Something tells me she's the kind of girlfriend that makes for a challenging but very rewarding relationship.

Nicole Kidman

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Natalie Portman, Eva Green, Zooey Deschanel, Mary Louise Parker, Diablo Cody and Ellen Page.

Did you find a pattern in my above list?

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Or
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Monica Bellucci. Oh my god yes.

She's beautiful, and not a pathetic stick insect barely out of nappies.

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And even more sexy here.

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Dinner (great food, great convo):

Uma Thurman, Johnny Depp, Jim Butcher (author of the Dresden Files mysteries), the late Mary Douglas (anthropologist of religion, but of course, still alive at this dinner), Joss Whedon, Sir Ian McKellan, Patrick Stewart, J.K. Rowling, and the late George Harrison (but still alive at this dinner).

Dessert (heh, heh):

Scarlett Johanssen, Kate Winslet, Monica Bellucci, Jennifer Connelly, Alyson Hannigan, Salma Hayek, Michelle Trachtenberg, Christina Hendricks, Summer Glau.

can I get a NSFW tag? wow, daniel_

lately no ones been really "doing it" for me.
my standbys are always john cusak, jason statham, and john malkovich. i can add hugh laurie to the mix. bourdain frequently opens my mind to new things to try, so i guess he does something. thom york messes with my head a lot and even though he's a total troll, his voice can do wonderful things to me when i need it to.

Fuck - sorry - didn't think of that.

i see a lot of actors come and go...they're cute and all. But this is the only one, over time, who consistently makes me think 'that is one sexy man.'

Colin Firth.
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Jennifer Connelly and Kristen Bell, for being the most gorgeous women on Earth.

As far as someone to shoot the breeze with, Patton Oswald. He's like my geek friends, only 10,000 times funnier.

omg, Colin Firth. *swoon*

Carla Gugino. I first noticed her in that horrible Pacino/De Niro vehicle called "Righteous Kill" as the hot lady detective who had a hankering for rough sex.

Then, when I looked her up on IMDB, I saw she was in "Sin City", which I immediately pulled it off the shelf to revisit. Whew! Got a really good look at her then, parading around in a simply stunning costume: teeny little black panties....

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good call, 3sun

Also, and maybe a bit less obvious, Miquita Oliver


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I mean come on, how can you not like her!!!!

Who is she? The file says "Amy Adams" but that registers nothing to me. (other than the fact I encountered a topless video file about someone named "Amy Adams" about 5 hours ago. I haven't "seen" it, but I saw the screen caps)

Daniel_, you know that first Monica Bellucci is a fake, right?

I'd not noticed, although I went back to consider changing it later as on re-view I figured she was too thin in that photo. Now I know why. I shall mend it post haste.

Thanks.

Here's another one

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:love:

mmmmmm.....that Monica is some mighty fine eye candy....thanks, Daniel_

Everything about Bill Pullman in While You Were Sleeping is awesome.


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And the fabulous Mr. Bentley:

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MM has been watching Sex and the City episodes again lately. I'd forgotten how cute Kristin Davis is (Charlotte York)...

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