It All Makes Sense Now!
 

Alright, so I was watching tonight's episode of House. I'm not going to put spoilers, as the major plot point was featured in preview commercials, that House's dad died.

Now, I think he's been on the show once before. The actor who plays his dad is Lee Ermey, probably most known for playing the drill sargent in "Full Metal Jacket". That's irrelevent to the point I'm trying to make.

Lee Ermey was also on Scrubs. As the Janitor's father.

So, this answers half of the question of, what is the Janitor's name? Well, his last name may very well be House.

Okay, I get it, so you're saying that Ermey spawns assholes? lol

R. Lee. Ermey will spawn whatever and wherever he pleases, maggot!

Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!

The best part of you ran down the crack of your Momma's ass!
/Threadjack suggested: Lee Ermey quotes!:thumbsup:

Ohh Gosh, that's ...........terrible..... I .....like it

"Watermelon, you will DIE!"


R. Lee Ermey as "Coach"

Coach Norton: By the way, did you boys take care of that bitch that was gonna marry Silverman?
Wayne: Uhh yeah, yeah we snuffed that broad just like ya said
Coach Norton: Good, how'd ya do it?
Wayne: We um...
J.D.: Ate her...
Coach Norton: You ate her?
Wayne: Yea, we ate her
J.D.: Alive
Coach Norton: My hat goes off to you, you boys are smart, that's the perfect crime.

Five eleven I didn't know they stacked shit that high!!!!! might be misquoted but it's been a while since FMJ

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