Dobster vs FngKestrel
 

This is a new Versus game as endorsed by fair Nancy.

I have created a challenge for FngKestrel that follows the "L" only rule.

Ok....

FngKestrel, I challenge you to knock down my innocent but robust Lego Tower!

http://img83.exs.cx/img83/7817/dobst...kestrel7uu.png

well someone started a battle well have fun... May the best win...

You've guys started already! Aww but you didn't notify me in a PM? *spank* bad boys! :D

May the best one win!

Say...Dizzet? Wanna make bets on who'll win? The loser buys the winner a snegl :D

Sidebets?! No pressure! :lol:

Oh, like I mentioned in the versus thread, I suggested that the time limit be 5 days because of holidays and the general hecticness.

Now...to grok dobster's lego tower...and utterly destroy it! :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I love stranger in a strange land!


/me hopes for kurt vonnegut somewhere in this battle.

I'm *sniff* sor.. sorry *sniff* Nancy! :(

Didntmeantoleaveyououtsorry! :(

C'mon FngKestrel, I see your little green light! What you got?!

Lol, I've got work. Piles and piles of work. Oh, but rest assured, I'll have something appropriate. :D

THERE IT IS KNOCKED OVER....HE HE :)

Hehe thunderball but that image is wrong you can only draw somthing who is going to knock it down...

Hmm the rules don't say anything about turning the drawing upside down as a counter attack. As long as they don't mess with the Universal rules I'll let the guys decide what's allright to do and what's not in this battle.

However butt out Thunderball! You are not allowed to post pictures during this battle. Bad boy! *spank* and why the heck did you draw Denmark so terribly?! *double spank* :D

Ahem.

Anyhow, here's my handy Lumberjack (midget albeit) to knock down your Lego tower! :D

http://img69.exs.cx/img69/765/dobste...estrel23fc.png

Cute lumberjack FngKestrel but why is he wearing a Santa hat? :hmm:

He's festive. :D

Fair enough. But why is he wearing japanese sandals then? :hmm:

Open toed sandals? Because he's not safety conscious. :D And besides, his feet need to breathe. :lol:

He's a midget lumberjack, not an intelligent lumberjack. :lol:

I'll say! :p

You know, it's funny, because when I drew his sandals, I was thinking, "I wonder if anyone will notice."

Should have known you'd keep me honest Nancy. ;)

Well if we take our battle then i could just draw that my samurai already had sliced the bee then the game would be over because you couldent prevent that...

lol really? hmmm I'd be a crappy illustrator if I didn't notice the little things :)

slicing a bee and turning the drawings upside down are two different things :)

no because when you turn it the lego tower lays down and then you cant prevent it

Of course you can. FngKestrel could just draw a bunch of men raising it with ropes? :p

No because then it have been layed down and that is the mission

hehe ok ok! I give in :)

I think as long as the drawing shows the potential for the event to occur and not the completion of the event, then it's all good.

Yeah. Like I said, as long as you don't break the universal rules I see not harm in this :)

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night. I work all day.

Nice move FngKestrel. And nice sandals, too (wtf?)!

Right, I've cunningly ignored the sandles as I thought they were too diversionary. You can't catch me out like that.

So, can FngKestrel stop my disembodied hand from releasing that "Lance on a Rope(TM)" ? (veeeery cunning!)

FngKestrel: "Surely to kill the hand will result in certain woodman death!?"

Dobster: "Uuuhm... Yup!"

http://img83.exs.cx/img83/684/lance2sk.png

hahaha excellent!

Hmmm, tricky. A completely different tack from what I expected. You will be a worthy adversary. :D

Eh that ones easy but I ain't gonna tell cause...eh..I don't wanna :D

Asta!!
ps: I love these damn things by the way

Hah, completely ignoring your Lance, I decide to redouble my attack on your Lego tower by attaching a Limpet mine!

http://img50.exs.cx/img50/6413/limpet3rt.png

Limpet mine? :hmm:

It's a mine used in World War 2 to destroy stuff. Mainly ships, but Lego towers are likely targets.

Limpet Mine Asplode!
 

HA hA HA ha AH! Not gonna happen...

Right I'll quote and link to a couple of sites

http://www.galaxy.bedfordshire.gov.u...impet_mine.htm

http://www.millsgrenades.co.uk/Soe%202.htm

http://www.aquarterof.co.uk/product_...roducts_id/350

Unfortunately, there has been a massive "Lay Off" at the factory where the aniseed balls were to be made. Without the vital Delay Tin - no mine!

http://img83.exs.cx/img83/5642/factory0ae.png

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However butt out Thunderball! You are not allowed to post pictures during this battle. Bad boy! *spank* and why the heck did you draw Denmark so terribly?! *double spank* :D[/QUOTE]
I do like spankings :) sorry I did draw Danmark horribly wrong it wont happen again :thumbsup:

*whispers*
FngKestrel, move your midget lumberjack to the otherside of the tower, then his lance will hit his own tower.
*whistles*

:D

shhhh....no help from the peanut gallery ;)

Not to worry, I have deviltry in store for dobster. :D

OY!!!! You're not allowed to help the gents in any way!!

I see. Still you're not allowed to post pictures during this battle. Bad boy! *slaps you* :)

Wait, you just reposted the same pic I did by including it in your own post.
I think you should *slap* yourself for that one.

*slaps myself* :p

Now that we all have bruised cheeks....Let's get back to the Battle!

/walks out in g-string bikini bottoms holding 3rd Round Card (FYI: not a pretty picture)

Tricky dobster. To change tact again, let's see you handle a Luftwaffe attack on your Lego tower! Pardon to the easily offended.
http://img149.exs.cx/img149/5755/luftwaffe9pz.png

FYI, dobster, the image color is indexed, so you'll need to convert it to RGB Color in pshop before you work with it.

Nice move!!

Say.. are those teeth on that plain or is it the glas window? :hmm:

hmmm...L...L...hmmm...L...

Thanks, and that's glass. Some of the plane designs had large glass canopies in the front for various reasons.

That was surely a nice try, Young Fngkestrel, nice try for sure, yes. However, did you really reckon without my USA made "LIM-49A Spartan" surface to air missiles? It is indeed doubtful that you will be able to stop them intercepting your bombs, yes i believe, yes.

http://img83.exs.cx/img83/8997/missiles0op.png

Curses!

Back to the L-drawing board.

LOL.

these 'vs' threads r great...

i thought FngKestrel had u there dobster. good cum back!

*subsrcibe*

This is not a game this is war... very nice you two

Cheers for your encouragment youse guyz. I personally wasn't convinced i'd be any good at this. I am certainly enjoying tha battle, HUZZAH!

Thanks as well. I'm having as much fun doing this as I hope you are having watching.

Back to my scheming.

mutter...mutter...dobster...mutter...mutter...L...mutter...mutter

:lol:

Haha you can obvoiusly tell FngKestrel is a WW2 buff. :)

Nice job guys, keep up the good work.

Lol, blame it on my old roommate, who's even more of a WW2 buff.

So, knowing the superiority of the LIM-49A, I'm going to double back on my attack and call in the might of...

Lee Iacocca as he revitalizes the candy factory in the same way he did with Chrysler!
Learn more about him at your local library! Or on the web at
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Iacocca. :D
http://img147.exs.cx/img147/5858/lee9wy.jpg

The Lumberjack and Lee Iaccoca look suspiciously familiar....maybe its their shoes.

Uhm, I know this is a bit morbid but:

Wouldn't it be a bit distasteful for him to bankrole a CANDY factory after the all too relevant and tragic demise of his wife?

I think the public would be none too impressed with this LOWLY act! In fact they would positively LOATH him!

http://img83.exs.cx/img83/7830/thepublic8mj.jpg

Awesome dobster. Simply awesome.

Aaaw shucks, Fanks Coppertop!

Grumble, grumble...hmmm...

Fng, I got to give props to your skillz on the pencil tip (!) I've looked at the website of your favourite tutor and can see how well you've taken to the portrait stuff in particular. People, check out the look of Mr Iaccoca's face. That could be a photo! Lovin it Fng, lovin it!

Thanks! I gotta give props to you too. :thumbsup: You're a tricky opponent and your imagery is spot on. I seriously thought I had you with Lee Iacocca. I mean, dude, it's Lee Iacocca. How much more random can I get?

What was the Chrysler name for?

Asta!!

Lee Iacocca left Ford to go help Chrysler. Pulled them out of debt, got a guaranteed loan from the US government. Thought it looked nice on top of the Candy Factory sign.

three days to go...

is FngKestrel stumped??? or is he just busy?? Hmmmm?

LOL. keep up the good work ppl!

A little stumped, but also a shoddy internet connection.

Anyhow, I would think the public LOATHING would turn to LOVE after it's revealed that part of Lee's diabetes research is for LITE Candy, sugar-free in its making. :D

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/7892/lite7lv.jpg

HaHaHa clever FngKestrel!

Very clever indeed! :thumbsup:

I love the contrast between the two artists. One is strictly hand-drawn while the other is computerized.

LOLOLOL! Nice one Fng. Right...urm...ok...urrm...

Cheers, Avail. I wasn't sure if folk would mind my using the 'puter. If I tried to do it like FngKestrel, I'd fall on my arse as they say over here.

I'm still laughing!!!!!

Okay. Allow me to introduce Alan the Leveret.

http://img137.exs.cx/img137/1577/leveret2ih.png

Bless him, he's absolutely sick of us trying to involve politics and public opinion and the media etc in order to disable a small Limpet Mine. So, he's decided to Lever the fucking thing off with a crowbar.

http://img137.exs.cx/img137/2760/crowbar6no.png

Nice move dobster. I can tell that mine frustrated ya. :eek:

HahahaAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Awesome. Truly awesome.

HaHaHa...

that was definately unexpected!!!

good work dobster.

Hee hee, cheers all of yer!

Yes Coppertop, it was getting on my tits (as they say over here).

Now lets see that FngKestrel fellow combat a small baby hare. NO CHANCE!!!

What the hell is that thing and does shit stick to its fur?

:( he are a baby hare

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=leveret&r=67

Alan doesn't stand a chance against Ling Ling! Once Ling Ling defeats Alan with his lightning ball, he will ascend to level Schmah!

http://img137.exs.cx/img137/1972/lingling8uf.jpg

Ling Ling? but the coolest caracter yet, Good work...

lol cool animals!

say FngKestrel what's that thing on Ling Ling's ass? Is that its tail or is it an exclamation mark signifying that it just farted? :hmm:

Damn I can't see the picture :(...Fix it! :D

Asta!!

I can't see no picture! Does that mean I win?

ARGH!!!! I'm at work, so I can't fix the image.

Ling Ling is from the show Drawn Together on Comedy Central. And that's his tail, an exclamation point.

I'll get the link working tonight. :|

Edit: Looks like the imageshack server it was hosted on came back up...or something. Anyhow, looks like it's working again.

Looks like it is back up.

Oh I see, thats how it is, is it? Right, FngKestrel, knuckles are being cracked.

I'll be back...

<font size=7>DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!</font>

Asta!!

Ummm???

so has the site dropped out again?? or is it the crappy comp i'm useing?

cause i can view the pics on the otha pages, just not FngKestrel's latest...

I can see all the pics except FngKastrel's latest.

FngKastrel: try using www.photobucket.com instead :)

hold on guyz

right Photobucket isn't working either

weird. I'll reupload the image to imageshack (where the other working images are hosted) and hopefully that will fix things. I think that particular server is just problematic.

Edit: Err, I'll upload it when I get home.

How about uploading them on TFP?

yeah, I'll muck around when I get home and see if I can get it working...