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KinkyKiwi · 10-27-2004, 01:18 PM

just wonering if any of you girls were like me and sometimes really wished you could be a guy..at least for a while...or at least in teh body sense

KinkyKiwi · 10-27-2004, 01:22 PM

..i'll admit i have penis envy..i would love to be able to write my name in the snow..i've tried..but i just have to take alot of baths after...and i wonder what an orgasm feels like for a guy...and how much getting it in the nuts really hurts

onodrim · 10-27-2004, 01:41 PM

I voted for the 'one day' option. I think it would be really interesting to experence things as a guy for one day, just to see what it's like. But I love being a female, so I wouldn't trade that in. Breasts are far more fun than a penis any day.

IndianaGirl · 10-27-2004, 01:52 PM

I voted for the one day one too. I just think it would be neat to experience certain things from a "different angle"???

hunnychile · 10-27-2004, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by IndianaGirl

I voted for the one day one too. I just think it would be neat to experience certain things from a "different angle"???

Me too. The penis seems so powerful & sensitive to touch, and guys always have the upper hand when it comes to sex - in most cases.

veruca · 10-27-2004, 05:05 PM

i have always wondered what sex felt like for guys...and to have the freedom to stand and pee everywhere

JaySpencer · 10-27-2004, 06:11 PM

I have a penis and I don't belong here

Averett · 10-28-2004, 04:17 AM

Sure, for a day. Don't really have penis envy though

minyn · 10-28-2004, 06:20 AM

i'd like to feel what a guy's orgasm is like in comparison to ours. that and i would have to teabag someone once cuz thats gross.

pinkie · 10-28-2004, 06:33 AM

Doesn't using a dildo on someone else count?

pinkie · 10-28-2004, 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by minyn

i'd like to feel what a guy's orgasm is like in comparison to ours. that and i would have to teabag someone once cuz thats gross.

They can't have multiple orgasms, we can...

KinkyKiwi · 10-28-2004, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by pinkie

They can't have multiple orgasms, we can...

..hmmm i dunno..i've brought biznatch to multiple orgasms...and clitical (http://www.guys.clitical.com/) shows how to make guys have multiple...yea i think the biggest draw is how it would feel to cum as a guy...the peeing is a close second...tho they do have to "fix" themselves all the time..so that would be annoying...i would also liek to give another guy a cum facial...

pinkie · 10-28-2004, 11:40 AM

He doesn't go limp after the first blow?

I tried the link, and it's not available right now, but I'm very interested so I'll check it later. Thanks so much for the tip KinkyKiwi!

Nancy · 10-28-2004, 12:54 PM

I often wonder what it would be like if I switched bodies with Loverboy for a day. I'd love to know what it feels like to be 3 times as strong as a woman, what it's like to get head, make love to a woman and how the male orgasm feels like.

jenjen · 10-28-2004, 04:26 PM

I voted for one day. I really like being a girl...but if I could just have a quick trial of what a guy's life is like it would probably be neat.

Missy · 10-28-2004, 06:55 PM

I voted for a day....I want to know whats so great about a blowjob that makes guys crave one 24/7

gremlinx8 · 10-28-2004, 07:04 PM

I think I'd like to see what it's like for a day-- for three reasons...
1) I want to pee standing up for once.
2) I want to be kicked in the balls and see if it really hurts that much (or as much as cramps).
3) I want to compare a male orgasm to a female one.

Ananas · 10-28-2004, 08:43 PM

Just for a day...

Just to see what it is that makes men feel like they have a sense of entitlement when it comes to power and running the world & getting paid more than a woman for the same work.

I'd like to pee standing up; get dressed without having to put on makeup, wear high heels, worry about nails and hair, and all the other things women take time out of their day for; I want to make love to a woman so I can compare the feelings and the orgasms; would like to feel what it's like to be the "protector" in a relationship.

SuzyQ · 10-29-2004, 12:29 PM

Like a lot of the previous posts, I think that it would be a big learning experience to be a man for a day... not just physically. To think like a man, feel like a man and be treated like a man. To not have the mechanic at the garage talk to me like I am an idiot and the man at the hardware store ask me if I am looking for the wallpaper section

It would be amazing to be able to experience an orgasm as a man and to be able to write my name in the snow one time!

KinkyKiwi · 10-29-2004, 02:34 PM

welcome pinkie..and nope..sometimes he does..but its all about keeping stimulation..altho sometimes not direct stimulation...and with teh exersizes..it will stay hard..that site shows a ton of stuff..keep trying the link..its not only possible but its really amazing

i have to add one more time..i really want to know just how much it hurts to be hit in teh nuts..just once..because i think that guys make mountains outt amole hills on that issue

xxSquirtxx · 10-30-2004, 11:24 AM

One day. That'd be nice. I'd love to bang the hell out of some chick to see what it's like. And no, I don't think it's the same as using a dildo on someone.

Squishor · 10-30-2004, 08:30 PM

Yeah, "one day" for me too...I forget how old I was, but I remember the day I realized I could have been a boy instead of a girl. My reaction was like, "Omigod! Close call!" I was horrified and so grateful I didn't have a penis. I don't know, but something about the thought of having part of your body dangling like that is extremely unnerving. I would like to know what it's like to fuck someone though.

On a side note, I'm pretty much convinced that it really does hurt like hell to get hit in the nuts.

amonkie · 11-01-2004, 02:43 PM

After what my OB/GYN and I went through last week, being a guy has sounded pretty darn good for the last couple days. Although I'm sure getting kicked in the nuts doesn't hurt as bad or as long as some other forms of pain.

wannabenakid247 · 11-05-2004, 09:24 AM

as long as it was a big one lol!

kollege_gal2000 · 11-09-2004, 09:37 AM

Besides the obvious, I want to know what is going on in a guys head when they are giving cat calls. I want to know what it is like in the guys locker room (oops, that's the girl side

).

I really just want to know what makes a guy tick.

Maybe for once it will shine a light on what guys are really about.

sapphire · 11-09-2004, 11:21 AM

I would like to try it for a day; all of it, the orgasm, the peeing standing up, and to know why they feel the need to constantly grab themselves. Plus it might make me appreciate being a woman that much more.

View Poll Results: Do you wish you could be a guy?
yea i would trade in my vagina for a wang inna second!!	16	23.88%
..sometimes...	8	11.94%
..maybe for a day..it could be "fun"..	33	49.25%
No way! I like them but i would never want one!!	10	14.93%
Voters: 67. You may not vote on this poll

10-27-2004, 01:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
KinkyKiwi "Without the fuzz" Location: ..too close for comfort..	penis envy. just wonering if any of you girls were like me and sometimes really wished you could be a guy..at least for a while...or at least in teh body sense __________________ Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite.

10-27-2004, 01:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
KinkyKiwi "Without the fuzz" Location: ..too close for comfort..	..i'll admit i have penis envy..i would love to be able to write my name in the snow..i've tried..but i just have to take alot of baths after...and i wonder what an orgasm feels like for a guy...and how much getting it in the nuts really hurts __________________ Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite.

10-27-2004, 01:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
onodrim Cosmically Curious Location: Chicago, IL	I voted for the 'one day' option. I think it would be really interesting to experence things as a guy for one day, just to see what it's like. But I love being a female, so I wouldn't trade that in. Breasts are far more fun than a penis any day. __________________ "The world is so exquisite with so much love and moral depth, that there is no reason to deceive ourselves with pretty stories for which there’s little good evidence. Far better it seems to me, in our vulnerability, is to look death in the eye and to be grateful every day for the brief but magnificent opportunity that life provides" -Carl Sagan

10-27-2004, 05:05 PM	#6 (permalink)
veruca Psycho Location: 4 privet drive	i have always wondered what sex felt like for guys...and to have the freedom to stand and pee everywhere __________________ How you turned my world, you precious thing You starve and near exhaust me Everything I've done, I've done for you I move the stars for no one

10-27-2004, 01:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
IndianaGirl Upright Location: The Free State	I voted for the one day one too. I just think it would be neat to experience certain things from a "different angle"???

10-27-2004, 06:11 PM	#7 (permalink)
JaySpencer Tilted	I have a penis and I don't belong here Last edited by Nikki; 10-27-2004 at 06:25 PM..

10-28-2004, 04:17 AM	#8 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	Sure, for a day. Don't really have penis envy though __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

10-28-2004, 06:20 AM	#9 (permalink)
minyn young and in bloom Location: under the bodhi tree.... bling	i'd like to feel what a guy's orgasm is like in comparison to ours. that and i would have to teabag someone once cuz thats gross. __________________ "Woke up this morning with a blue moon in my eye" ~A3 "woke up this morning" "Don't compromise yourself, you're all you've got." -Janis Joplin

10-28-2004, 06:33 AM	#10 (permalink)
pinkie Helplessly hoping Location: Above the stars	Doesn't using a dildo on someone else count?

10-28-2004, 11:40 AM	#13 (permalink)
pinkie Helplessly hoping Location: Above the stars	He doesn't go limp after the first blow? I tried the link, and it's not available right now, but I'm very interested so I'll check it later. Thanks so much for the tip KinkyKiwi!

10-28-2004, 12:54 PM	#14 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	I often wonder what it would be like if I switched bodies with Loverboy for a day. I'd love to know what it feels like to be 3 times as strong as a woman, what it's like to get head, make love to a woman and how the male orgasm feels like. __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

10-28-2004, 04:26 PM	#15 (permalink)
jenjen Tilted Location: Oregon	I voted for one day. I really like being a girl...but if I could just have a quick trial of what a guy's life is like it would probably be neat.

10-28-2004, 06:55 PM	#16 (permalink)
Missy Crazy	I voted for a day....I want to know whats so great about a blowjob that makes guys crave one 24/7

10-28-2004, 07:04 PM	#17 (permalink)
gremlinx8 Insane Location: Illinois	I think I'd like to see what it's like for a day-- for three reasons... 1) I want to pee standing up for once. 2) I want to be kicked in the balls and see if it really hurts that much (or as much as cramps). 3) I want to compare a male orgasm to a female one.

11-05-2004, 09:24 AM	#24 (permalink)
wannabenakid247 Registered User Location: Wales, UK	as long as it was a big one lol!

10-28-2004, 08:43 PM	#18 (permalink)
Ananas Still Crazy Location: In my own time	Just for a day... Just to see what it is that makes men feel like they have a sense of entitlement when it comes to power and running the world & getting paid more than a woman for the same work. I'd like to pee standing up; get dressed without having to put on makeup, wear high heels, worry about nails and hair, and all the other things women take time out of their day for; I want to make love to a woman so I can compare the feelings and the orgasms; would like to feel what it's like to be the "protector" in a relationship.

10-29-2004, 12:29 PM	#19 (permalink)
SuzyQ Upright Location: Virginia	Like a lot of the previous posts, I think that it would be a big learning experience to be a man for a day... not just physically. To think like a man, feel like a man and be treated like a man. To not have the mechanic at the garage talk to me like I am an idiot and the man at the hardware store ask me if I am looking for the wallpaper section It would be amazing to be able to experience an orgasm as a man and to be able to write my name in the snow one time!

10-29-2004, 02:34 PM	#20 (permalink)
KinkyKiwi "Without the fuzz" Location: ..too close for comfort..	welcome pinkie..and nope..sometimes he does..but its all about keeping stimulation..altho sometimes not direct stimulation...and with teh exersizes..it will stay hard..that site shows a ton of stuff..keep trying the link..its not only possible but its really amazing i have to add one more time..i really want to know just how much it hurts to be hit in teh nuts..just once..because i think that guys make mountains outt amole hills on that issue __________________ Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite.

10-30-2004, 11:24 AM	#21 (permalink)
xxSquirtxx More anal, less shenanigans Location: Always lurking	One day. That'd be nice. I'd love to bang the hell out of some chick to see what it's like. And no, I don't think it's the same as using a dildo on someone. __________________ .

10-30-2004, 08:30 PM	#22 (permalink)
Squishor Frontal Lobe Location: California	Yeah, "one day" for me too...I forget how old I was, but I remember the day I realized I could have been a boy instead of a girl. My reaction was like, "Omigod! Close call!" I was horrified and so grateful I didn't have a penis. I don't know, but something about the thought of having part of your body dangling like that is extremely unnerving. I would like to know what it's like to fuck someone though. On a side note, I'm pretty much convinced that it really does hurt like hell to get hit in the nuts.

11-01-2004, 02:43 PM	#23 (permalink)
amonkie Drifting Administrator Location: Windy City	After what my OB/GYN and I went through last week, being a guy has sounded pretty darn good for the last couple days. Although I'm sure getting kicked in the nuts doesn't hurt as bad or as long as some other forms of pain. __________________ Calling from deep in the heart, from where the eyes can't see and the ears can't hear, from where the mountain trails end and only love can go... ~~~ Three Rivers Hare Krishna

11-09-2004, 09:37 AM	#25 (permalink)
kollege_gal2000 Tilted Location: Edinburg, TX	Besides the obvious, I want to know what is going on in a guys head when they are giving cat calls. I want to know what it is like in the guys locker room (oops, that's the girl side ). I really just want to know what makes a guy tick. Maybe for once it will shine a light on what guys are really about. __________________ I am not afraid of tomorrow; for I have seen yesterday and love today!

11-09-2004, 11:21 AM	#26 (permalink)
sapphire Tilted	I would like to try it for a day; all of it, the orgasm, the peeing standing up, and to know why they feel the need to constantly grab themselves. Plus it might make me appreciate being a woman that much more.