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yelizaveta · 03-28-2007, 03:36 PM

Hi,
I just wanted to know how many women here can pee standing up?
I find it a useful skill in public restrooms

and YES all women are able to do this without "aids"
am i in the minority for being able to do it?

yelizaveta · 03-29-2007, 05:35 PM

wow, does no one find the ability to pee standing up as delightful as i do? i'm shocked...

SiN · 03-29-2007, 05:42 PM

i fail at it.

spray.

k, i've never tried standing up, but if i even hover, i'm spraying.

if i'm in the woods or behind a bush squatting, i'm likely to hit my foot.

and, it is not a hairy/large obtrusive genetalia thing getting in my way
/shudder

i'm pretty small and smooth.

sooooo...

how would I fix the spraying problem?

curious

yelizaveta · 03-29-2007, 06:06 PM

well, the trick to it is putting a finger on either side of the clit and pulling slightly up and out. you practice in the shower (aim for drain) first. keep a strong , steady stream throughout to avoid dripping and spraying. don't let it peter off, just stop forcefully. you will get the "spreading angle" after some experimentation.
the first time i tried, i mis-aimed and sprayed it all over the wall behind the toilet...

ngdawg · 03-29-2007, 07:47 PM

I know that I can, I just don't wanna.

suncrafter · 03-30-2007, 08:21 PM

Interesting thread!

mixedmedia · 03-30-2007, 08:28 PM

I am so going to try this. Awesome!

SiN · 03-31-2007, 12:09 PM

i'll try tomorow morn in the shower, if i remember.

but, what's the point of it, again?

srsly.

i mean... why.

if you're afraid of toilet seats ... sure.
i'm not but there are those who are.

learning to pee without hitting your foot, aye! that, I would like to learn! just in case, ya know?

but.. what/why else??

mixedmedia · 03-31-2007, 12:38 PM

it's something different...

does there have to be a why?

SiN · 03-31-2007, 12:56 PM

yes, for me at least

i suppose there could be an efficiency advantage, provided one does not spray.

does one still have to wipe?
(erm .. please say yes!)

i dunno. i'm all for efficiency. but beyond that ... it's just novelty.

not that there's anything wrong with novelty...

in a general sense

mixedmedia · 03-31-2007, 01:03 PM

Yes, you are right...it's just a novelty thing. And possibly an envy thing. I always wished I could pee standing up outside like a man, rather than squat and, like you mentioned, have to wiggle away from the pee at the same time so it doesn't get on my feet.

And, yes, unless one is outside, I would hope they would always wipe.

SiN · 03-31-2007, 01:14 PM

me and my runny nose usually has a tissue in pocket/purse ...

but, i suppose my penis envy is only to the extent of the ability to spear a hot female on it.

erm ... yeah

mixedmedia · 03-31-2007, 01:39 PM

mmmmm....spearing

eileenbunny · 03-31-2007, 08:07 PM

I'm simply fascinated by this idea and I can't believe I've never thought about it before. I'm going to learn if it is the last thing I do!

ngdawg · 04-01-2007, 06:05 AM

It's actually quite a lesson in making yourself go(no pun intended) against the teachings of our youth, to break the bonds of what we were told is 'normal' and 'correct' and loosen those ingrained inhibitions.

serlindsipity · 04-01-2007, 09:23 PM

you know, i need to try this. I see perks at bars and clubs for sanitary reasons.

ha, that would make me have to put the seat up. Thats a funny thought to forget to put it down and hear the drunken splash of the girl after me falling into the toilet.

Sharon · 04-04-2007, 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by serlindsipity

ha, that would make me have to put the seat up. Thats a funny thought to forget to put it down and hear the drunken splash of the girl after me falling into the toilet.

Serlindsipity, you are too cute!

I can pee standing up after fooling around in the shower, but I do wish I could do it without having to remove my jeans - that's one thing men can do that I envy!

*Nikki* · 04-04-2007, 11:12 AM

Just hover over the seat and all your problems are solved.

SiN · 04-04-2007, 04:45 PM

how does this 'hover' work? do you have one leg on either side of the toilet, straddle fashion, or do you just sit as you would normally, feet more or less in front of you, sitting down but above the seat?

if the former, do you face forward (like sitting) or backwards (like standing)?

obviously i've never tried it

oh, and do you lift up the seat, just in case, or... not?

Sharon · 04-04-2007, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SiN

how does this 'hover' work?

Well,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wikipedia

A hovercraft is a vehicle or craft that can be supported by a cushion of air ejected downwards against a surface close below it

Obviously you let out a carefully controlled fart which keeps you suspended just above the toilet seat while you urinate. Problem solved!!

ngdawg · 04-04-2007, 05:01 PM

SiN: do it once or twice in the shower to see which way you naturally 'flow' and to get the hang of standing(it's not that easy breaking a lifelong 'habit').
Squatting's not the same thing-a lot of women do that in public restrooms and leave their godawful mess for the rest of us to deal with.
Y'all could also try this: http://www.shenis.com/about.html

ModernGirl · 04-05-2007, 02:51 PM

I just thought to post this poll for women who would be interested to check out this website.

Here's a poll about the very topic. Hopefully it will serve as a good as this site as a resource for women.

http://www.misterpoll.com/1008915871.html

Quote:

Originally Posted by yelizaveta

Hi,
I just wanted to know how many women here can pee standing up?
I find it a useful skill in public restrooms

and YES all women are able to do this without "aids"
am i in the minority for being able to do it?

There are heaps of women who can pee standing up including myself without aid.

For years I've always found that hover or squat uncomfortable and sometimes it sprays for some reason (stress) and I often ended up getting nasty cystitis from hover or squat because it doesn't empty the bladder completely. So I decided to learn to pee upright for bit over couple of months ago and I have not had any bladder infection at all. I find pee upright is easier, quicker and clean.

I have found several great links for women who would be interested to learn how to pee standing up.

http://web.archive.org/web/200306041.../standing.html

http://kittiesarethebest.blogspot.co...ure-eight.html

http://www.myvag.net/pee/standing/

surferlove007 · 04-09-2007, 06:25 PM

I am the master at squatting...hands down. However I am also the master at protecting my butt with toilet paper strips on nasty surfaces...or just holding it.

SiN · 04-09-2007, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ghoastgirl1

..or just holding it.

omg, i totally can't do that.

granted, I hydrate like a mofo, and have a bladder smaller than a walnut ...

if i gotta go, i gotta go.

I do try to avoid the 'gotta pee so bad my eyes are turning yellow' thing.
besides, how can that be healthy?

.....

this seems to be sidetracking a bit into a 'sit on a public toilet seat (the typical kind, not the freeway reststop kind, necessarily..) ... or not'.

i dunno, strangely i'm quite more freaky and cautious about what my hands touch, than my backs-of-upper-thighs.

/shruggle

03-28-2007, 03:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
yelizaveta Upright Location: chicago, il	peeing standing up Hi, I just wanted to know how many women here can pee standing up? I find it a useful skill in public restrooms and YES all women are able to do this without "aids" am i in the minority for being able to do it?

03-29-2007, 05:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
SiN strangelove Location: ...more here than there...	i fail at it. spray. k, i've never tried standing up, but if i even hover, i'm spraying. if i'm in the woods or behind a bush squatting, i'm likely to hit my foot. and, it is not a hairy/large obtrusive genetalia thing getting in my way /shudder i'm pretty small and smooth. sooooo... how would I fix the spraying problem? curious __________________ - + - ° GiRLie GeeK ° - + - ° 01110010011011110110111101110100001000000110110101100101 Therell be days/When Ill stray/I may appear to be/Constantly out of reach/I give in to sin/Because I like to practise what I preach

03-29-2007, 07:47 PM	#5 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	I know that I can, I just don't wanna. __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

03-30-2007, 08:21 PM	#6 (permalink)
suncrafter Upright Location: A blue state, thank goodness.	Interesting thread! __________________ I'm too cool to have a signature.

03-30-2007, 08:28 PM	#7 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	I am so going to try this. Awesome! __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

03-29-2007, 05:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
yelizaveta Upright Location: chicago, il	wow, does no one find the ability to pee standing up as delightful as i do? i'm shocked...

03-29-2007, 06:06 PM	#4 (permalink)
yelizaveta Upright Location: chicago, il	well, the trick to it is putting a finger on either side of the clit and pulling slightly up and out. you practice in the shower (aim for drain) first. keep a strong , steady stream throughout to avoid dripping and spraying. don't let it peter off, just stop forcefully. you will get the "spreading angle" after some experimentation. the first time i tried, i mis-aimed and sprayed it all over the wall behind the toilet...

03-31-2007, 12:09 PM	#8 (permalink)
SiN strangelove Location: ...more here than there...	i'll try tomorow morn in the shower, if i remember. but, what's the point of it, again? srsly. i mean... why. if you're afraid of toilet seats ... sure. i'm not but there are those who are. learning to pee without hitting your foot, aye! that, I would like to learn! just in case, ya know? but.. what/why else?? __________________ - + - ° GiRLie GeeK ° - + - ° 01110010011011110110111101110100001000000110110101100101 Therell be days/When Ill stray/I may appear to be/Constantly out of reach/I give in to sin/Because I like to practise what I preach

03-31-2007, 12:38 PM	#9 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	it's something different... does there have to be a why? __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

03-31-2007, 12:56 PM	#10 (permalink)
SiN strangelove Location: ...more here than there...	yes, for me at least i suppose there could be an efficiency advantage, provided one does not spray. does one still have to wipe? (erm .. please say yes!) i dunno. i'm all for efficiency. but beyond that ... it's just novelty. not that there's anything wrong with novelty... in a general sense __________________ - + - ° GiRLie GeeK ° - + - ° 01110010011011110110111101110100001000000110110101100101 Therell be days/When Ill stray/I may appear to be/Constantly out of reach/I give in to sin/Because I like to practise what I preach

03-31-2007, 01:03 PM	#11 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	Yes, you are right...it's just a novelty thing. And possibly an envy thing. I always wished I could pee standing up outside like a man, rather than squat and, like you mentioned, have to wiggle away from the pee at the same time so it doesn't get on my feet. And, yes, unless one is outside, I would hope they would always wipe. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

03-31-2007, 01:14 PM	#12 (permalink)
SiN strangelove Location: ...more here than there...	me and my runny nose usually has a tissue in pocket/purse ... but, i suppose my penis envy is only to the extent of the ability to spear a hot female on it. erm ... yeah __________________ - + - ° GiRLie GeeK ° - + - ° 01110010011011110110111101110100001000000110110101100101 Therell be days/When Ill stray/I may appear to be/Constantly out of reach/I give in to sin/Because I like to practise what I preach

03-31-2007, 01:39 PM	#13 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	mmmmm....spearing __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

03-31-2007, 08:07 PM	#14 (permalink)
eileenbunny Upright Location: Columbia, MD	I'm simply fascinated by this idea and I can't believe I've never thought about it before. I'm going to learn if it is the last thing I do!

04-01-2007, 06:05 AM	#15 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	It's actually quite a lesson in making yourself go(no pun intended) against the teachings of our youth, to break the bonds of what we were told is 'normal' and 'correct' and loosen those ingrained inhibitions. __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

04-01-2007, 09:23 PM	#16 (permalink)
serlindsipity Psycho Location: Boulder Baby!	you know, i need to try this. I see perks at bars and clubs for sanitary reasons. ha, that would make me have to put the seat up. Thats a funny thought to forget to put it down and hear the drunken splash of the girl after me falling into the toilet. __________________ My third eye is my camera's lens.

04-04-2007, 11:12 AM	#18 (permalink)
Nikki ~~~~~~~ Location: Charleston, SC	Just hover over the seat and all your problems are solved.

04-04-2007, 04:45 PM	#19 (permalink)
SiN strangelove Location: ...more here than there...	how does this 'hover' work? do you have one leg on either side of the toilet, straddle fashion, or do you just sit as you would normally, feet more or less in front of you, sitting down but above the seat? if the former, do you face forward (like sitting) or backwards (like standing)? obviously i've never tried it oh, and do you lift up the seat, just in case, or... not? __________________ - + - ° GiRLie GeeK ° - + - ° 01110010011011110110111101110100001000000110110101100101 Therell be days/When Ill stray/I may appear to be/Constantly out of reach/I give in to sin/Because I like to practise what I preach

04-04-2007, 05:01 PM	#21 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	SiN: do it once or twice in the shower to see which way you naturally 'flow' and to get the hang of standing(it's not that easy breaking a lifelong 'habit'). Squatting's not the same thing-a lot of women do that in public restrooms and leave their godawful mess for the rest of us to deal with. Y'all could also try this: http://www.shenis.com/about.html __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

04-09-2007, 06:25 PM	#23 (permalink)
surferlove007 Junkie	I am the master at squatting...hands down. However I am also the master at protecting my butt with toilet paper strips on nasty surfaces...or just holding it.