Hands still retain the smell of a vagina after fingering...
 

My gf visited me in college today, and for the first time we got a little sexual. I fingered her like 5 times in the 2 days she was here, and each time i washed my hands many times, yet there is still the faint smell of her on my hands...I washed my hands with plenty of soap and water, is this regular? lol...im very new to this...

Try rubbing a spoon under running water, or washing your hands with lots of salt.

I don't know if it will work for this (have never tried), but it works for other persistent smells like onion and garlic.

lol, i woudln't really mind if my fingers smelt of vagina.

Poontang perfume :)

Try a lotion.

You want to get rid of the smell? Unless it's cologne, leave it alone. Oh, that's something else about the smell. If you don't try to get rid of the smell, for the next day, everytime you rub your nose, or whatever, you'll get a whiff, and then get hard thinking about her. Don't try too hard to get rid of the smell...

who else is going to smell it? i've never smelled or heard of anyone smelling another's fingering smells, so i wouldn't worry about it.

hah ok, mabey ill just be content about the smell. Its all new to me, so yeh, thx for the advice haha. But i dont see her till thanksgiving...atleast i have something to be thankful for this year ;)

thx byee

And this is a problem? It never bothered me... Kinda gives you something to remember it by :D

As said before, what are you complaining about?? :)

Uhmm.. I hope you get to like the smell if you start eating her out ;)

AHHhhhh...I love the smell of pussy in the morning.

You'll notice once you bone her your dick will do the same thing, can't say I don't mind the smell though :)

yeah. enjoy it. :)
kinda makes eating meals interesting
"would you like some vagina with your ramen noodles?"

damn i cant wait till thanksgiving...its soo far away. Were both gonna be home, so we'll have to find a place where we wont be bothered...perhaps a hotel room....man i cant waiT!

God, I love the smell. It can stick around for a long time.
Thats more or less all I have to contribute, sorry.

Try the industrial orange soap.. I know my dad uses it in the garage after working with oil...
I can say that it will definently get rid of that smell if you scrub your hands with it really well.

yeah uh, this is a bad thing?

I love when the smell stays on my upper lip. If the original poster was still living at home, I understand the concern of keeping the smell away from the parents. Otherwise, enjoy!

Just don't shake people's hands and you'll be fine.

Enjoy it, man.

It'll be a scent you'll never forget...

what're you talking about?? go shake everyone's hands!! :D

this is why i wear a goatee, just to keep the smell uner my nose all day

half kidding :D

I love the smell on my lip, on my fingers, and on my groin. Someday, I'd like the smell of two different women on two hands.
BTW, when Britney and Justin were together, They did a benefit with their nicknames on the back of their jerseys. One was stinky, the other was pinky. You figure out the rest.

I have a great picture of me giving the Stanley Cup "fish sticks" like Mr. Powell above...classic.

I love the smell, why would you want to get rid of that????

try both of you taking a nice shower to get cleaned up before hand (or durring for that matter) if you get it all nice and clean it should help with the smell if she is nice and clean befor you get to fingering.

Now that I think about it, after I wash my hands I never smell the trim on my fingers. Sounds like she has a hygiene problem to me :(

Re: Hands still retain the smell of a vagina after fingering...
 

So, what's the problem? You've got a sweet reminder. No one else can smell it and if they can it will only attract more girls.

when i masturbate i wash my hands and the smell lingers on my hands but i think it's funny, mostly. i mean, what's anyone gonna say? especially anyone who you would care about. i mean it's not like your boss would ever say you smell like pussy. and on a subliminal level if anyone smells it they're likely to be drawn to you. sorry i'm not helping you get rid of the smell, i say embrace it.

A great line to say to anyone (female):

"Excuse me, does your pussy smell?"

"No?"

"Then it must be your feet."

LMAO, shannon has it right. Who is going to come up and tell you, that you smell like pussy? Best line I have heard all day.

I had the same "problem" but I found that I couldn't keep from smelling my finger or lips for that matter. What a great odor to have linger. And whoever said it gives you something to remember it by is 100% right! Makes for some good memories!

Sometimes, I find that my mind 'creates' the smell again.
For example: out of nowhere, I'll suddenly get the faint scent of my girlfriend's vagina, and I'll get really hard and miss her a lot. It's great.

not quite sure how one smells his own dick... :hmm:

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I find if I soak my fingers in my mouth it usually gets rid of the smell, if it doesn't work the first time try again!

That is the best answer yet. I agree with everyone else, why try to get rid of it? Are you embarrassed by what you did? Wait until you eat her out the first time and your face smells like her.

I love the smell of sex in the morning!!!:D

nice, FroMan. that'll leave me with a picture i can laugh at in my mind all day.

Sniff them occasionally, then allow yourself a private smile :-)
Dont wash them!

I do my best :D

you could always ask her to smell it!

lol yess.... good times, good times. :-D

The smell I don't really mind but I do get worried when I'm shaking hands with several people. I don't know if the smell catches on to them but I can sure smell it... krazy...good times indeed.

If you cant get past the smell dont eat it

No offense, but i have never had this problem and my fingers have been in some pretty smelly vaginas.

Some pussies smell ever so sweet and beautiful. Others you can smell from 4 feet away (run away run away)

Usually i insist that i can smell her pussy from no more than 2' away or the deals off.

Some women you can take right ouf of the shower and their pussies still smell pretty skanky.

But usually soap and water does the trick.

Failing that, try a little gasoline, that will overpower even the smelliest of pussies. Just don't smoke when you do that though.

what's the problem? i love that smell :)

Lick your fingers clean...That's what I do, I have even had the girl lick my fingers..Just cause they know it gets me going.

I know licking them isn't actually cleaning them. Personally if i washed my hands i wouldn't want the girl knowing that i was washing my hands...They may think that you think they are dirty or something. That's just me though.

I love going down on girls, I like the taste of girls..So I would rather lick my fingers and wait till i shower to wash my hands.

vaginal juices are a lot like onion in how they absorb into your hand. If you consider it a problem, there are some special things that stores sell. Anything that gets onion out will get vagina off too.

At a restaurant I worked at we had a strange piece of some sort of metal shaped like a bar of soap that took the smell right out, really weird. Im not sure how it worked.

Either way, welcome to the fold ;)

I had a funny thought...

The trick for deodorizing your hands after cleaning/butchering fish is to rub lemon juice on your hands.

If it works for removing fish smell...

/obvious

i love the smell of gf pussy juices on my fingers. makes the time seem to last even longer.

After reading this thread repeatedly for a few days, I'm still not sure what the problem is.

There was a problem? ;)

And I though only the tity posts would give me a boner :o :p

That is hilarious.


Why consider it a problem? I view it more as a blessing.

Spent the weekend with a girl who would lick her own juice off of my fingers (and other areas.) That was a new one for me. Most girls I've been with act like their clam-juice is lethal poison.

I couldn't get the smell out of my moustache though, no matter how hard I scrubbed, so I just got used to it.

But regarding the fingers, I'll bet there is just some residual goo hiding under your fingernails, even if they're short. Scrub the hell out of them. Use a brush if you have to. And anti-bacterial soap. And bleach. HAHA. No, not bleach...

douche your fingers !!! yay!!!!

Its literally been 5 years since I posted this thread and now that I think of it... the smell was actually of the hand soap and not her vagina! Apparently I never smelt my hands after washing them, so I associated the smell of Dial hand soap with my then girlfriend's vagina for about 2 years...lol.

I'm laughing with you, not at you. Really.

If anyone genuinely has this problem, try toothpaste.

Visotech's current girlfriend wonders why he gets a hardon every time he washes his hands...

How do we nominate this for Hall of Fame?

:D

Hahaha... I concur. 2003-era classic, apparently.

Vagisoapstank.

Maybe her vagina smells like Dial. Ever think of that?

Don't make me do another fake-me-out "Research Shows..." thread, Will. I'll friggin' do it like OJ did Ron Goldman.

"RESEARCH SHOWS VAGINAL SCENT VARIES FROM TOFFEE TO OLD MODELING CLAY."

...

I rarely wash my hands immediately after sex and sometimes not at all. It has something to do with that screaming-toe-curling-spine-crunching thing called orgasm. That and I usually have delicious female snorgin' fluids all over my face, hands, and smoothspot at that point. Thanks to my youth, a single badger-dance session may involve several orgasms. As long as I have a place to fling the tubular latex yogurt-catcher, I'm good to go for Round Two.

Turns out sex is messy. After good sex? Whew... all sorts of sticky funk goin' on. Girly fluids and cherry flavored love lube and spermicide and semen and saliva all over everything. It's like a rape kit exploded or something equally insane. Reeks like sweat and latex and lust. Damn, gettin' kinda turned on here.

Mmm, smells like sex in here.

Dude. I think you may have been a little far south with the finger there dude. Try the other hole. It won't be so smelly.

Directions, eh? "It's the pink one with the clitoris."

iiiiiiiiiii

Damn straight. :thumbsup:

If you think that is bad, Cum breath/aftertaste lasts just as long

You brush your teeth with dial hand soap?? :confused:

Well, now I'm going to feel slightly guilty after my wife gives me the next blowjob...

I just laughed until I cried reading this thread. Better than a comic book. And I had to do a double take when I noticed two people had the same avatar. Gotta go dry my eyes. I love you guys.

Yeah, this thread is comedy gold. "Onion juices."

Hahaha. Labia. Many layers. Hah. *cough*

OMG im laughing so hard in my lab....
my supervisor even came and ask me if im alright? .... hahhaahah

i wonder is girls have the same problem? like.... her hand smell like her partner's penis...

or......a dude penis smell like a girl ass?

Hello ladies, said the blind man as he walked past the fish market. HA!
I worked in seafood for 12 years and would wash my hands under cold water and rub them on the stainless steel sink. Works very well on any smell.

smelly pussy is the worst bitches need to douche

Anything but blood is A-OK with me :P

Smell is temporary. Stupid is forever.

Perhaps not forever. Long term at least.

As for me, pussy smell is one of the main reasons I wear a mustache. I call it my flavor saver.

I laughed more than the rest of the entire thread :thumbsup:

i fingered a girl once and her pussy was dirty or something i couldnt get that nasty smell off my hands for like 2 weeks...

Better your hand than your face. Coulda been your upper lip!

It's why I endorse the covert finger-stick-'n-sniff (TM) on a first date.

Awe fuck, you trademarked that? Damnit. Well, Cromp, the check's in the mail....

1) masturbate and use your cum to lotion them. It will change the alkaline/acid base on your skin and the smell also will change

2) use white toothpaste on them. Leave on for 10 minutes then wash off

3) lemon juice

4) lubricate your fingers and insert into rectum. If nothing else, you will at least discover new sensations...teach your gf this too when vacation time comes

5) halls menthol lyptus cough drops...suck them in your mouth..insert fingers...

6) wrap dryer sheets around fingers

That is the most elaborate ruse I've ever heard to get anal. Gold star, two thumbs up.

:::clapping my hands:::: bright smile at you....see! I knew you would like me!

This is kind of like having your cake and eating it too. You give and get anal at the same time...:thumbsup:

Lindy

Sushi....
 

I had everyone in the local sushi restaurant laughing hysterically the other day. I told the waitress and chef they were never never under any circumstances to make a reference to my eating sushi for lunch without her. I told them that if she smelled fish on my fingers it would be better to tell her I was having an affair than to admit I had cheated on her and eaten sushi without her.