Uh..hello? I posted my introduction in the New User thread over an hour ago.
 

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showpos...postcount=5121

I'd like someone to acknowledge my presence B4 I start posting. :)

Even though I'm new here myself, I will do the honors...

Hello and welcome to TFP!

N00b acknowledgement is just as good. Hi. Welcome. :)

You think we acknowledge our fresh meat here? You won't see or hear us... until it's too late.

Then why does a n00b forum even exist?

It makes finding the prey easier.

Just kidding.

Welcome. Sometimes it takes a little time for people to stagger through the introduction threads. Let us know if you've got any questions about TFP. Otherwise, read and post away!

P.S. It's not really a n00b forum in a derogatory way. We love new faces and ideas.

Thanks. :)

welcome :)

Thanks. :)

Speak for yourself. I fear change.

An hour? Wow.

Patience is a virtue.

Actually we ALL noticed but as a group, we chose to ignore you. We just wanted to drive you crazy...

Welcome.

Straight jackets are to the left.

KY to the right.

*drum crash*

Ya know, since I've been here... I've never posted in the "Introductions" thread. Don't think I've actually been into that portion of the board.

i know the feeling... welcome to the TFP... watch it's ups and downs. It's a glorious thing.

TFP is like crack..be careful. Its addicting.

Truth, bro... I have roughly 12 posts a day and I never say anything useful.

i've only been here a few days and my count is around 8/day.
guess your someone for me to look up to...

TFPs about participation huh? 7 views on my YouTube thread, but no comments.

I am a man of little patience.

I don't think TFP is for me.

Bye.

Have a nice life then, I guess.

that was awesome. in and out just like that.

and by the way,
hey hey hey...
every one look at me! look at me!!
reply to my post...
come on. reply to me !!
please?

fine.
i give up.
this thread is not for me.

I think what you're looking for is 4chan.org. TFP is quality over quantity, not quantity over everything else. You're welcome to stick around, but expect a couple posts a day on the topics that interest you, not a couple posts an hour. There are usually only one or two topics at any given time that get more than a page a day.

Also I question whether or not you're 18+.

hi and bye...sorry I blinked

I'm 37. I don't see any logical reason to lie about my age. My emotional age can be much lower though.

Anyway, I might come by every now and then, but I'll mostly be down in The Cellar (Drax). :)

welcome.

sorry to edit out your link, but I'm not a fan of a n00b spamming our place to say he's going to be elsewhere, it's a little rude to the hosts.

How is posting a link to another board spamming?

wait.... what?

Thanks datalyss, I needed a laugh.......especially after a night of insomnia. You're really 37??? :confused:

Greetings program! Fan of Tron or Jeff Bridges in general?
Welcome aboard.

Sex with you must be one dimensional..in other words, blah!

Oh well, Nice to have met you. Bye!

Sorry, let me be more specific.

Advertising that you'll be in a different forum, and maybe you'll grace us with your presence here from time to time but inferring that you're inviting us to that location, along with your screenname there as well since you don't use this same name there. (too early to be a good grammar person.)

Sometimes our space is invaded by one post wonders that post a link to another forum or site just to boost their ranks. We delete them as spammers.

Now I don't know if your "unemployed and loving it" self has ever been a proprietor of a business, held any event with guests, owned or moderated a forum, but it's not good joss to be in someone else's space and invite them to another that is just like it. Common courtesy and sense comes into play.

If you'd like to discuss this further, PM me or any other staff member.

But again, welcome to the TFP.

Age or IQ, do you think? :orly:

Exactly how is this thread appropriate and representative of TFP? I'm talking about the replies here. Is this the way we want to portray ourselves in our forum for new people???

Based on available evidence, I'm going to say yes.

Should we be all warm and fuzzy when a potential new user acts like an utter tool? Hypotehtically speaking, of course.

Exactly.

Behave like a decent grown-up and you'll be welcomed with open arms (I was).

Behave like a twat and youll either have the rough edges smoothed off VERY fast, or you'll piss off.

This newbie was egotistical, selfish, and rude.

In the space of a handfull of posts over a handfull of hours, he allienated people.

If he comes back and makes good account of himself, this will be forgotten and he will be "one of the gang".

If not, he'll be gone, and never know how good a group he missed out on by not hanging about.

It's like someone skateboards into the library and shouts at the top of their voice "hey library dudes, look at me I can ollie", and then wonders why everyone says "great kid - skatepark's out the back" :thumbsup:

This guy reminds me of the comic book guy from the Simpsons.

Yea that one hit the nail on the head. Now go back and read the posts in his voice.

Worst Forum Ever!
http://falconequeso.com/ComicBookGuy.jpg

You really managed to sum up the ethos of the TFP as I see it in two succinct sentences, Daniel. Well done.

..

And I thought I was bad at intro threads!

Well, Hello there, if you come back to visit :D

I wanted to post a witty video retort, but will you believe it's that hard to find video of an actual train wreck in slow motion?

Some self-help premature ejaculation topic video would be appropriate, too.

Kind of like someone coming to a party, then announcing that because the party sucks they're going to another party, and then handing out directions to the other party.

Why didn't anyone tell me that KY was available??????

I'm sure he's DELIGHTED to see it in our Hall of Fame! He finally made his mark!! :lol:

I wond want the forum "marked" .. i've seen cats do that, and it's not pleasant at all.

p.s.

hi all, been a while

Just in case you poke your nose in here again, you may benefit from these threads:


Tilted Humor - Tilted Forum Project - TFP - Sexuality, Philosophy and Political Discussion


seems like you could use a little.

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You betcha. This place is a community, not a collection of pushovers.

welcome!

If Datalyss/Daedalus wants to wheel on back to TFP,

We'll send some very fetching Welcome Wagon Wenches,
to greet him,
won't we?

Didn't read the entire thread, did you there, Champ?

I didn't think so.

like what the fuck is going on in here?

I agree. Patience is a virtue. I'm new too, but there's so much to explore...it's not all about me. This is going to make it really hard for me to get in my 30 minutes of exercise a day. However...my typing should improve.:wave:

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/1...ancyns1nf0.jpg

I keed. :) Herro seamaiden.

As a n00b who never introduced himself, I apologise to the project. On the other hand, I just jumped right in because the opinions offered seemed entertainingly off the wall and interesting. And I've been made to feel quite welcome.

This just doesn't seem to be the sort of place for someone who waltzes in, shouts "I'm here!! Be blessed, and now entertain and worship me!!", which seemed to be his attitude.

Oh, and welcome vainღ♥♡jane, from one n00B to another.

Oh dear....he really doesn't (didn't?) have pacience. I wonder if his other, better forum is made up of people just like him who feel a need to post every 3 minutes, thus assuring that everytime you revisit a thread there's several new posts to read. I wonder if he has a job?

Salem.... so sorry... meant to get a reply posted sooner, but just got tied up... you know how it is... anyway, please don't leave... we like YOU... we'll try to be quicker in our responses next time... ok?

hell yeah.........the more Canadians the better.

you should really pick your heroes a bit more carefully.......
:oogle:

kinda wonder why such folks get a computer, seems more suited for the tin cans and string set up........

ive only been on for a couple hours...and i am lost! will someone fill me in on how this all works?? thanks :)

there's a bunch of cookies in some of the other forums. go look for them and you'll find what you're looking for.

Wow, the usernames just keep getting better.

I second that...

Yea, I third that!

This is even better the second time around. :)

Yep, at least we have Daniel to guide us & delight us with his cutting wit....

<----- looking up recipes.

I like how Plan9 said it, but you quoted it and it said "Crompsin".

What is funny is that I didnt catch the memo of the name change, but by his posting I thought, "this has to be Crompsin".

I just now know this.



oh and welcome and bye to the noob.

Hey Datalyss. Thanks for letting me use your thread to get my postcount up. :thumbsup:

lol@op