hello all, I'm new here and name's Teresa...nice meeting you

Hello everyone coming in the door.

Reddixiedarlin it took me awhile to break down what your name actually said. Yes, I'm tired and sometimes slow.

hey I'm new what's up

Welcome all!

What's up you ask: Little did you know that you joining tfp is step number 132in my 6,000,000,000 step plan to world domination. I will be a benevolent despot; carry on then. On a more serious note I welcome you to the boards toomlo.

He everyone!

Hi all!

I think I can speak for everyone and tell you both 'hey' and a warmest welcome! :)

Any discerning details you'd like to share with us?

I'm in my later 20s and I hail from the States. Right now I'm stuck in the purgatory that the Ohio River Valley.

My mom always used the phrase, dumber than a bag of hammers. :P

Welcome to TFP, Paint! :wave:

Hmmm I had no idea this started out as a porn site.

What's the green light for?

xxxafterglow,

the green light below your avatar shows that you're online. If it's not lit, then the person is either hiding their status or not logged on.

And there is no porn here, what are you talking about?

Thank you Jesus. :)

Hallo, I'm Xavier.
I'm 18, but my profile shows 19 since it wouldn't let me register otherwise. *Don't hunt me and eat me please!*
I'm quite a boring person, in the fact that I watch anime, play gamecube and PC games, and I'm in a great relationship with an amazing girlfriend that I ADORE to pieces.
If you want to know anything else about me, just ask.
Hope to be talking to ya'll on IRC soon.

Welcome Chiyachan/Xavier. We look forward to seeing what you have for us. Browse around, get involved, and have fun.

Hi I'm OMS,

I'm from Australia (but don't hold that against me) and for the life of me I cant remember how I found this place, I was cleaning out my inbox and found a mail message I'd sent myself about it :)

Cheers from Down Under,
OMS

hi,

i'm from an island in the caribbean called tobago (i guess most folks wont know where that is)

i was lookin for some car related info and stumbled on this site

Hello OMS and toybago! (uh, that's near Trinidad, right ;))

Welcome to TFP!

'sup Toybago. My dad is from Trinidad.

Good evening all!

Just joined up and ready to start browsing the forums! So far it's pretty interesting. Thanks for having me!

Hello everyone
 

Hi everyone, it's nice to meet you. I'm 25 years old and I'm from Michigan, it's the state in the US that looks like a mitten, it's also one of the few masses of land that you can identify by pointing to a body part. Do you think people from Italy point to their boot and say I live here??? I point to my hand all the time to say I live here (if only you could see my pointing my finger to the palm of my hand). Anyway, I stumbled across this forum quit by accident. I did a google search for, What's the strangest thing you've put into your beer (I've recently started making my own beer, that's why I did this search)? and one of the results was, What's the strangest thing you've put into your pussy. Being the perv. that I am, I just had to read it.

Hello and welcome hydra1978 and humble7in. humble7in I'd just like to let you know that I'm the most humble person here, so you know I'm the man when it comes to being humble. *albania looks around...pats himself on the back*
Again, welcome all.

I humbly accept your statement that you are the most humble person in these forums albania. Thanks for the greeting.

HI there. I'm Biff and from Ireland . Just stumbled on the place tonight

I'm Lakerman... big fan of the Lakers. Duh! :thumbsup:

hi everyone! i'm a club music fan, a partial DJ hope to become a full genuine DJ :D ! i upload music on a site, make bootlegs and stuff like that :P
enough about me ... enjoy staying here !:thumbsup:

Hi everyone,

Just saying a big hello for the first time!

Enjoy your day! :-)

Big howdy to all of our new folks! Welcome!

Biffaroo, I can say for certain I've never met an Irishman named Biff. I'd love to hear THAT story...

Lakerman - Bulls fan here. Sorry. However, you might find some support with the site owner, Halx.

gogu - what part of a dj are you? Arm? Leg? Torso?

Zezilia - big hello back!

Welcome, Biffaroo, Lakerman, gogu and Zezilia. Hop right in and have fun. :D

whats up people... names scott, I'm a college student from NC, glad I stumbled across this interesting site

Hi, scott!

Welcome to TFP!

I see you've jumped into the forums. Let us know if you ever need any help. :)

Hey everyone,
I've actually lurked around these forums quite a while ago, and made a mental note to join-as the community here seems one of the best. I'm a guy into photography and all the trappings of being a computer engineer. Also, when I get around to it, I love beaches and anything involving the ocean--I once touched a wild grey whale and got snotted on--o the things that turn me on.

<a href="http://www.zooomr.com/photos/behindalens/3378080/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://static.zooomr.com/images/3378080_aaec841cb6.jpg" width="500" height="332" alt="The End of My Day" /></a>

Hi all,I'm zbuckone. I'm a 62 yr old cancer patient who just likes to hang out and see what the world is up too. :wave:

Hi,

Thanks for the welcome! This forum seems filled with the cleverest people. I'm hoping to have fun here and many fulfilling discussions.:) :rose:

My first post here and i have to say I'm impressed. I love behindlens surfer photo there--beautiful sig....

Hey all - I was a TF user a LONG time ago and was surprised to re-discover it!

Good to be back.

nice one jazz... i ment to say that i'm partially a dj :P i meen i'm not a dj in some club or something like that... just ocasionally dj... you got the point :P
(i'm not american or english so i SOMETIMES make some spelling errors but despite i'm not an american i think i do a good job with english :D )

Hello, behindalens! I love photography, too! We have many excellent photogs here at TFP.

zbuckone, glad to have you here! :)

toddp65, check your messages...:p...and welcome!

Welcome back, Mellu!

It's great to see so many new members. You've wound up at a really special place...no, really, I'm serious.

Is cleverest a word?....I'm not sure, but since we all know what its alluding to, and it has to do with the members here, we'll allow it:thumbsup:

jkwy and welcome :)

-Will

Hey everyone, Just checking out the rules and what not and wanted to say whats up

Ha ha! Thanks! Also for your trying to educate me...;) I'm always willing to learn something new every day...to stay clever...:lol:
so I looked this one up to be absolutely certain...

cleverest
From Wiktionary

[edit] Adjective
cleverest

Superlative form of clever.