yup that would be me :D

I dont like being a rookie either.

Status doesn't matter. Everyone has their own ideas and things to say. It doesn't matter if you are a rookie or a superstar. Everyone here will listen.

Im a rookie too. Trying to earn the Calder trophy. Wait, the NHL is closed for business so I guess they wont be giving that one out this year.

When can I post my own attachments?

You can post attachments in the forums you currently have access to which accept them.....the rest will come with time, and quality contribution

I'm the worst

a rookie lurker

Just keep posting quality stuff you'll get there.

Its tuff being a rookie, i want to post attachments also, but can't. I also read more than I post.....oh well, still hooping to advance.....

Attachments are only allowed in the Creativity section.

I woud like access to the titty board again also.I know i have not posted alot,but i havevisited alot and enjoyed reading the threads.I have been a member for quite a while.

um.....you have Two (2) posts that can be considered for your upgrade......that is in nearly a year. The title of this thread is "how to increase TFP status".

If the famed tittie board is your reason to "enjoy" this community, I think you will be waiting for a very long time......no offense intended, just reality.

There are plenty of people here who would like to access those areas of TFP but it still comes down to participation. Halx has made it quite clear that just showing up and expecting to get everything for nothing is not going to happen. Participation and discussion in the rest of the community is a must. Its been stated many times before but it can't hurt to say it again....if all you want to see is porn than search the web because there are plenty of other sites out there which will suit your needs. If you are willing to participate in TFP as a whole, read through the rules and it will tell you exactly what is needed to access the other areas of TFP.

I noticed when clicking on threads in my control panel that my count sat at 99. Now, if number of posts = status this particular submission/post of mine will/would trigger some sort of greater state jump.

- The avatar of Tecoyah (long may he moderate ... ohhhmmuuummm ... ) will gesture in a simple yet wonderous way, thus giving me a benison.

- The gestures benevolent and entitling will emanate in a golden light from my laptop here, and a mantle of rectitude and TFP entitlement will settle about my suddenly broader and more authoratative shoulders.

Here goes nothing, folks.

Thats crazy :thumbsup:

And so.....in accordance with the great writtings and codes of the all powerful Halx, thus another becomes welcomed into the realm of craziness. Yea, all feel the power of the title, and bow before the century note of the wonderous kramus.....that we may see his contibutions to this place, and know him to be no longer a newbie.....and indeed welcome him into the folds of Tilted embrace.

I sure hope that i don't have to. :o

Rookies is, as Rookies does...

For some reason, I recall reading that the magic number was 50. It's 100?

50 washes away the rookie title......not that it is a bad thing in the first place.

am i to late for the cake and grape juice?

Cake or Titties?

Hmm....

Tough call.

I take cake. I got titties at home.

But then, if i eat much more cake I'm gonna grow my own titties.

Damnit.

I guess I'm just gonna have to post sense.

Like I can manage that.

How tough can it be?

Here goes then......

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Nope.

Can't be done.

Shee-it.

<goes off to find a sensible page to post on>

You SURE there's no cake left?