Murdering Whores

[Ishmal]

Has anyone else been following this story???

Murdering Whores

Two Canadian Whores + One Alcoholic Mother = A Wacky, Feel-Good Murder Case That's Fun For The Whole Family!

Originally Posted by MrJake

Hi Everybody! I'm MrJake, the system administrator for tuckermax.com and the Festering Ass network of sites. A few months ago, a young woman going by the name of Sunshine started posting on The Tucker Max Messageboard. She even posted pictures of herself naked and propositioned Tucker Max. Actually, she and her younger sister offered to have a threesome with Tucker. (If you want to see the naked pics, I think you have to sign up for the messageboard...it's free and takes about two minutes.)

This really isn't anything unusual on its face. Crazy whores come to Tucker's site and messageboard all the time, and have crazy sex with Tucker and some of the other guys there. That's pretty much what we call "Wednesday" in these parts. However, with Sunshine and her sister, there was an added twist.

They were under indictment for first degree murder in Canada.

link to MrJack's website <--- (an overview)
link to Tucker's discussion <--- (ppl at TMMB discussing the story)

[xepherys]

strange...

[Willravel]

Sounds like a good ad for e-condoms. Yikes.

[cellophanedeity]

hmm... they're from the city right next to mine. Tried in a court I can walk to...

Strange.

[Willravel]

Be careful, cell! You call me at the first sign of trouble. /me never expected this type of thing from CANADA.

[Leto]

why not? two girls who think they own the world. No strong parental controls in place. fucked up family life will cause this kind of thing, regardless of what country they are from.

By the way, they were both convicted, yet their names are still being withheld from the public due to the young offenders act.

[mrjake]

Originally Posted by Leto

By the way, they were both convicted, yet their names are still being withheld from the public due to the young offenders act.

Don't you think that it's quite silly since they seem less than concerned about exposing themselves (in myriad ways, obviously)?

[Ishmal]

Originally Posted by Leto

By the way, they were both convicted, yet their names are still being withheld from the public due to the young offenders act.

Originally Posted by MrJake

Don't you think that it's quite silly

i do agree it is pretty silly.
especially considering that the sites i linked have their names & photos all over it.

[MSD]

Originally Posted by willravel

Be careful, cell! You call me at the first sign of trouble. /me never expected this type of thing from CANADA.

Bad things just don't happen in Canada. These must have been those fake Canadians I've heard about.


/doesn't click links

[legolas]

would you guys ever do someone convicted of murder? i'd be way too scared

[Slippery Slope]

I would but only from behind...

[cellophanedeity]

Originally Posted by Slippery Slope

I would but only from behind...

That made me laugh so hard...

Reminds me of the T-shirt: "Rogues do it from behind."

Sorry, off topic. Just made me happy

[ObieX]

Originally Posted by legolas

would you guys ever do someone convicted of murder? i'd be way too scared

a threesome, you mean? don't forget the sister.

sure would

i imagine they'd be pretty fuckin crazy in bed.

I probably wouldn't stay the night seeing as how i may never wake up again. but yea... i like crazy chicks. would just have to do it like porcupines... very carefully.