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Old 11-24-2005, 12:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: Taking a mulligan
Reliving the past

So what would you laugh about if you got together with some friends you hadn't seen in a long time?

I'll start:

My college had an air-conditioned women's dorm, but none of the male dorms were. Go figure.

One hot night, we were trying to study for a final, and the heat was oppressive. One guy mentioned that his girlfriend had gone home. So we gathered up our stuff, and snuck into her room. After visiting hours. All went fine for awhile, and caffeinated drinks were consumed to stay awake.

Until we realized we couldn't go into the bathroom to take a leak.

So we opened the (second floor) window and let fly. One guy, for unknown reasons, began falling out. I managed to grab him by the waistband and keep him from falling out. He's now a full professor of chemistry at a well-known university. I occasionally remind him that he might not have that kind of job if he'd been found unconscious on the ground next to the girls' dorm with his wang out.

Anyone else? Truth factor will not be strictly enforced.
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Old 11-24-2005, 01:45 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Location: Currently Canada. I have been in Norway in the last two years, and in Hong Kong before Norway.
When I meet up with my high school friends back home, one of us would end up bringing this up:

During the early days of our high school, we were a naughty class and we had a math teacher who has no common sense at all.

So once, in September I believe, someone suddenly shouted, 'Mr. [name], it's raining like hell outside!' (It was NOT raining apparently, we all knew it.)

And he stopped explaining that random math equation and looked.

[Laughter] [Mr. teacher got very embarassed]

5 minutes later, some other guy tried the same trick, this time saying, 'OMG I don't believe it, it's hailing outside!' (remember, it was September and I was still studying in Hong Kong at that time)

And, of course, Mr. [name] looked and there was, apparently nothing but a clear sky. This time he said, 'now kids, you can try that a thousand more times but I swear I won't be tricked ever again.'

So the trick was stopped temporarily, until 10 more minutes later...

'Mr. [name], IT IS RAINING TOOTHPICKS OUTSIDE!'

[whole class 'wow's or 'omg!'s.]

[Mr. teacher stops in midst of another proof, slowly turns his head towards the windows with a surprised look and...]

[more laughter]

it's not really funny when you don't know the teacher too well. Then again, this story is always, always priceless after a few beers.

Oh the young, naïve days...
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Old 11-24-2005, 04:29 PM   #3 (permalink)
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The first post reminds me of this incident that happened in front of me. I think it's hilarious and my friends and I have brought it up the last couple of times we've gone to places that serve alcohol.

A couple of weeks ago, I went to a Stephen Lynch concert in Kansas City. It was in a theater which served alcohol. This led to several hecklers being obnoxious and generally making fools of themselves.

The show ends, and we begin the process of lining up to use the bathrooms. One of the aforementioned hecklers can't wait to use the bathroom like a normal human being, so he drunkenly drops trou in the bathroom hallway and pisses on the wall. He makes a huge puddle and makes the entire area unsafe to walk on and a biohazard to boot.

As he is finishing, someone rounds the corner, sees him, and disgustedly tells him to cut it out. Drunk guy proceeds to finish his urination on the protesting man. I carefully step back as the protesting man flips out and bum rushes him, sending them both to the floor in the piss. The drunk hits his head on the tile wall, and is dazed and half-concious as he is dragged bodily out of the restroom.

As I leave the bathroom, my duties done, I see several people turn the corner and almost fall into the puddle. I realize that everyone going around that corner is going to be slipping and I'm confident someone fell into it before the night was over.
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