Next time I go to a political event, i should get one of these
 

http://www.wiseass.org/bullshit.html

:lol:

Try Bullshit Bingo. Its a great game.

Now let's all play "Bullshit Bingo".

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long
and boring conference calls? Here's a way to change all of that.

1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call,
prepare your "Bullshit Bingo" card by drawing a square -- I find that 5" x
5" is a good size -- and dividing it into columns --five across and five
down. That will give you 25 1-inch blocks.

2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block: synergy,
strategic fit, core competencies, best practice, bottom line, revisit, take
that off-line, 24/7, out of the loop, benchmark, value-added, proactive,
win-win, think outside the box, fast track, result-driven, empower (or
empowerment), knowledge base, at the end of the day, touch base, mindset,
client focus(ed), ballpark, game plan, leverage.

3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand
up and shout "BULLSHIT!"

Testimonials from satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players:

* "I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won."
- Jack W., Boston

* "My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically."
- David D., Florida

* "What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win."
- Bill R., New York City

* "The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited
for the fifth box."
- Ben G., Denver

* "The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLSHIT!" for the third
time in two hours."
- Kathleen L., Atlanta

Here's a link to Business Buzzword Bingo, which generates the 5x5 bingo cards for you. There's even a link on the page to add your own comma-delminated word list as appropriate.