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Silence 05-31-2003 09:17 AM

Smallest car you've had sex in?
 
What is the smallest car you have ever had sex in?...............and there are some small ass, little cars..Me,...I would have to say an MG........How bout you?

phredgreen 05-31-2003 09:22 AM

1987 dodge caravan... i'm not gonna mess around with tiny backseats. forget it.

cj2112 05-31-2003 09:23 AM

1987 Dodge Colt....thank god she is only 4'11

fhqwhgads 05-31-2003 10:36 AM

1994 Geo Metro...in the driver's seat, cowgirl style.

mtsgsd 05-31-2003 10:39 AM

Dodge Diplomat. Cant' remember what hear it was, but somewhere in the 70's I'd say. Not very small, but that's a good thing.

bondagegirl 05-31-2003 11:25 AM

A 1967 mustang backseat!!! Oh man was that not fun...

ok ok it was but just a little cramped...

rogue49 05-31-2003 12:31 PM

1990 Daihatsu Charade.
while driving.;)

Liquor Dealer 05-31-2003 12:36 PM

A '56 Vette at about 80 MPH.

World's King 05-31-2003 12:40 PM

'92 VW GTI


I had to have the seats cleaned the next day... fucking virgins.

Angel 05-31-2003 12:56 PM

Does on a motorcycle count? I guess not... but it WAS fun!

There weren't very many of them and few may recall them but it was in a Subaru Brat.

Those babies are TINY inside...2 bucket seats, period. Where there is a will, there IS a way. :D

Mongolguy 05-31-2003 04:03 PM

1980 Honda Civic, Reverse Cowgirl. YeeHaaw!

JStrider 05-31-2003 04:15 PM

hmmm having sex while actually driving... wow... sounds dangerous... sounds fun...

ive done it in the back of a jeep grand cheerokee (my dads) and the back of my ford explorer... but both of them id lay down my back seat and we could use the area in the back like a bed... :-D good stuff...

G_Whiz 05-31-2003 04:49 PM

1965 MG-B with the cloth top up. I was much more limber back then.

DEI37 05-31-2003 05:56 PM

In the passenger front seat of a 1992 Olds Cutlass Supreme. That was fun.

Mutant X 05-31-2003 09:12 PM

1989 Nissan Sentra. It was awful, i could barely fart in it let alone try to have sex.

KeyserSoze 05-31-2003 10:06 PM

I got nasty in one of those kid beds that looks like a car, does that count??

Oh, and before you think it..........DON'T you sick fuk!!:eek:

Frowning Budah 06-01-2003 08:30 AM

Where they is a will there is a way. Keep in mind I am 6'3". I did it in the back of the old VW Bug.
A '72 Capri. We managed to break both the seat and the dashboard on that one and a '76 camaro. At one point the back seat of the Camaro was listed as a birth control device:)

Jolt 06-01-2003 11:26 AM

My college SR's '93 (?) Geo Metro Convertible (with the top up), in the parking lot of the state fairgrounds.

I'm about 5'10, she was 5'3-ish

Phaenx 06-01-2003 11:38 AM

I second the Geo Metro. Least it had SORT of a backseat, that was a fun night, so what if koreans either hate us for saving their ass for 50 years straight or are communists? They make hot chicks.

Spanky Johnson 06-01-2003 11:43 AM

That would be a 1980 Chevette, with my future wife. To this day she still blames that car for her knee problems.

gonadman 06-01-2003 12:41 PM

1987 toyota tercel hatchback
along with 2 suitcases and one crushed box of cookies!

Silence 06-01-2003 02:53 PM

I really could care less how small the car,......as long as the seats go back,......it's nothing but a good thing!............

......BEEP BEEP!! ..........:D

Mango 06-01-2003 07:44 PM

Toyota MR2

hotzot 06-02-2003 12:44 AM

1969 saab sonnett

miked10270 06-02-2003 02:39 AM

I'm assuming the requirement is for full sex - not a BJ or HJ (just trying to visualise the poster claiming an MR2. I've also made it in an MGB, but the "most memorable" car sex was in a Trabant, in the former DDR. I was shit scared of being caught and jailed for something like "Western Capitalist Degradation of a party members daiughter". But it was worth it.

Mike.

oblar 06-02-2003 04:22 AM

Geo Storm.. I still have that car *sniff*

thank god the front seats lean almost completely horizontal :)

GoldenOuroboros 06-02-2003 04:51 AM

I haven't...
:'(

Daval 06-02-2003 04:55 AM

pontiac firebird. i'm 6'6" so it was damn hard. (no pun intended)

rockogre 06-02-2003 04:58 AM

The venerable 1963 VW Beetle.

Tirian 06-02-2003 07:01 AM

Original Austin Mini.....

Many times - tried all the seats and positions possible.
good times..... good times.....

Cynthetiq 06-02-2003 07:04 AM

Toyota Corolla '86... was hoping to get it on in one of those A Class Benzes when I was in Iceland.. but that didn't happen...

sweeze 06-02-2003 09:56 AM

haven't :-(... the miata's just too small

Bill O'Rights 06-02-2003 10:22 AM

Hmmm...let's see;

1.) 1973 AMC Gremlin (Yes, an actual Gremlin)
2.) 1975 VW Dasher Wagon (folded down rear seat, not that bad)
3.) 1976 Ford Courier P/U (Now that one was tricky)
4.) 1984 Ford Escort (Reclining front bucket seats)

clavus 06-02-2003 12:18 PM

I had sex in one of those itty bitty clown cars. Actually it was more of an orgy. We must have had 60 people in there.

Leander 06-02-2003 01:38 PM

The smallest for me was a 1979 Pinto 2 door. I'm 6'6 and the front seats didn't recline. About halfway through the seat back collapsed, which scared the hell out of her and she broke off my stick shift. To drive home, I had to shift with a screwdriver.

Silence 06-02-2003 02:35 PM

GEO Tracker was pretty cool too...........You just open up the top and stand the whole time and let her do her thing!:cool:

VirFighter 06-02-2003 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sweeze
haven't :-(... the miata's just too small
I know exactly how you feel. Kissing is about the maximum we've accomplished thus far. When it got heavier we got out and moved to the hood :D

EDIT: For clarification I own a miata too.

I'm 6ft and she's about 5'8 or 5'7 or so just for reference.

I don't understand how some of you pulled off the MG sex... I mean jesus are you both midget yoga masters? :p

charliex 06-03-2003 12:34 AM

austin mini, which i'd say is smaller than a miatas cockpit.. just take the top down! :)

bundy 06-03-2003 04:22 AM

VW beetle.
in the back seat with the front seat pushed forward...
it was actually really really great sex.
we were both so deliriously horny after watching a movie, we didn't even wait for the carpark to empty.

frozenstellar 06-03-2003 07:24 PM

85 laser.. pretty much in the boot. was driving interstate, she started with a BJ, that wasnt enough. pulled over, put the backseats down, and practically did it in the boot. destroyed the parcel shelf in the process.

never again. next time ill just take the BJ.

VirFighter 06-03-2003 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by charliex
austin mini, which i'd say is smaller than a miatas cockpit.. just take the top down! :)
Hehe, well maybe but at least the mini seats can probably recline back a decent ways. In the miata the seats don't recline very far back at all.

Hmm maybe I'll go outside and take some measurements and perhaps write a howto those of us miata owners that get horny while we drive.

Maybe something like this:

http://www.mindspring.com/~zgsegraves/mini-sex.jpg

:D

madsenj37 06-03-2003 11:47 PM

Did this make anyone else think of Mallrats?

-He likes to screw girls in a very uncomfortable place.

-What, like the back of a Volkswagen?

SaltPork 06-04-2003 06:25 PM

87 Toyota Tercel ... definitely a tight squeeze.

3leggedfrog 06-05-2003 01:05 PM

1985 Nissan ZX stick.

bigdsack 06-05-2003 05:32 PM

1980 Datsun 280Z - the seats didnt even fully decline!

Midnight_Son 06-06-2003 06:07 AM

'83 S10 reg cab,bench seat, center, cowgirl....she gotta a little wild and at the moment of truth - my willie popped out and I shot my stereo. true story!

Doc_34465 06-06-2003 12:54 PM

1969 Toyota Corolla.. I'm still visiting the chyropractor for that one..

GuttersnipeXL 06-06-2003 01:09 PM

smallest...a 1988 Toyota Corolla
largest.....a 1973 Cadillac Coupe Deville....you cannot beat Caddy lovin'!

Ninja 06-06-2003 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by madsenj37
Did this make anyone else think of Mallrats?

-He likes to screw girls in a very uncomfortable place.

-What, like the back of a Volkswagen?

yup :D

Keelzeq 06-06-2003 01:21 PM

Ford F-150

<img src="http://www.rocketfin.com/f150/images/71f100interior.jpg">

splck 06-06-2003 10:40 PM

Pontiac firefly...it's amazing how you learn to adapt to your suroundings:D

cdwonderful 06-07-2003 10:42 AM

a Fiat 850 Sport. It was cozy.

sierra2774 06-07-2003 10:49 AM

My Old Truck, It was a Ford Ranger....back in my high school days.

cdwonderful 06-07-2003 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sierra2774
My Old Truck, It was a Ford Ranger....back in my high school days.
in the bed or the cab?:eek:

debaser 06-07-2003 12:22 PM

'76 VW Rabbit C

sierra2774 06-07-2003 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cdwonderful
in the bed or the cab?:eek:
Actually I think both....How about that!

Viking1064 09-13-2003 04:06 PM

198? Fiat X 1/9
1989 Honda CRX si
I can't remember the exact year of the Fiat since it wasn't mine. They are both small cars but the Fiat was smaller inside.

santafe5000 09-13-2003 07:17 PM

1970 VW Beetle. It was tough but we did it.

stldickie 09-13-2003 07:27 PM

78 Mustang II...in the front passenger seat

a1t3r3g0 09-13-2003 07:33 PM

I've only done it in one car.. the back of a PT Cruiser with the rear seats removed. It's actually a pretty small car, but is also rather tall and with the seats out there was plenty of room :)

viejo gringo 09-13-2003 08:53 PM

In the back seat of a '39 chevy---which had the spare tire back there also because the trunk was rusted out...

---damn, that girl was built like a G I can with both ends kicked out...

sadistikdreams 09-13-2003 10:32 PM

An Isetta.

rodgerd 09-13-2003 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cynthetiq
Toyota Corolla '86...
Ditto.

Holo 09-15-2003 04:57 AM

No full sex, I only got head in a car, a Beretta GT. I must say Tilt Wheel is the shit and very considerate to your mate. :D

baaa 09-15-2003 05:06 AM

Honda Civic.
But the back seat folds down for acess to the trunk, which gives you a little room, but not much.

FlorentinoAriza 09-15-2003 05:20 AM

in a Ford Fiesta in front of a bar. passion overtook us.
resistance was futile :-)

we were lucky the windows were frozen. that did not help to camouflage the screams though.

iamjero 09-15-2003 05:21 AM

Hyundai Excel

I was only 16 so I guess I was alittle smaller at the time. Once I had sex in the back of a truck with a camper shell in Louisiana in the middle of the summer. Man was that hot and sweaty. Kinda like being in a latex suit... just not as confining.

Lunchbox7 09-15-2003 07:35 AM

suzuki sierra

weasel2112 09-15-2003 07:46 AM

1976 Honda Civic CVCC

Mill 09-15-2003 10:11 AM

1986 Toyota MR2. We figured out at least six positions. I also fit 4 girls in that two seater, plus myself driving, unfortunately it wasn't sexual.

Grondar 09-15-2003 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Leander
The smallest for me was a 1979 Pinto 2 door. I'm 6'6 and the front seats didn't recline. About halfway through the seat back collapsed, which scared the hell out of her and she broke off my stick shift. To drive home, I had to shift with a screwdriver.
A relative of mine used to start their car by jamming a screwdriver into the ignition..

It was an odd sight to behold.

dod123 09-15-2003 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Leander
The smallest for me was a 1979 Pinto 2 door. I'm 6'6 and the front seats didn't recline. About halfway through the seat back collapsed, which scared the hell out of her and she broke off my stick shift. To drive home, I had to shift with a screwdriver.
Good God, i hope you mean the car's stick ;)

cheezhead 09-15-2003 06:51 PM

Way back in the good ole days, a yellow Ford Pinto. I've since upgraded to a full conversion van with a full bed in the back. Much better! Seems odd too, ever time i want a quickie, we always use K-Mart or Wallmarts parking lot. :lol:

water_boy1999 09-15-2003 08:00 PM

1999 Acura Integra GSR. I am 5'11, she was about 5'6.....left some nice hand prints on the back window when we were done. Kept them there for a week just for memories.


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