Smallest car you've had sex in? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Silence · 05-31-2003, 09:17 AM

What is the smallest car you have ever had sex in?...............and there are some small ass, little cars..Me,...I would have to say an MG........How bout you?

phredgreen · 05-31-2003, 09:22 AM

1987 dodge caravan... i'm not gonna mess around with tiny backseats. forget it.

cj2112 · 05-31-2003, 09:23 AM

1987 Dodge Colt....thank god she is only 4'11

fhqwhgads · 05-31-2003, 10:36 AM

1994 Geo Metro...in the driver's seat, cowgirl style.

mtsgsd · 05-31-2003, 10:39 AM

Dodge Diplomat. Cant' remember what hear it was, but somewhere in the 70's I'd say. Not very small, but that's a good thing.

bondagegirl · 05-31-2003, 11:25 AM

A 1967 mustang backseat!!! Oh man was that not fun...

ok ok it was but just a little cramped...

rogue49 · 05-31-2003, 12:31 PM

1990 Daihatsu Charade.
while driving.

Liquor Dealer · 05-31-2003, 12:36 PM

A '56 Vette at about 80 MPH.

World's King · 05-31-2003, 12:40 PM

'92 VW GTI

I had to have the seats cleaned the next day... fucking virgins.

Angel · 05-31-2003, 12:56 PM

Does on a motorcycle count? I guess not... but it WAS fun!

There weren't very many of them and few may recall them but it was in a Subaru Brat.

Those babies are TINY inside...2 bucket seats, period. Where there is a will, there IS a way.

Mongolguy · 05-31-2003, 04:03 PM

1980 Honda Civic, Reverse Cowgirl. YeeHaaw!

JStrider · 05-31-2003, 04:15 PM

hmmm having sex while actually driving... wow... sounds dangerous... sounds fun...

ive done it in the back of a jeep grand cheerokee (my dads) and the back of my ford explorer... but both of them id lay down my back seat and we could use the area in the back like a bed... :-D good stuff...

G_Whiz · 05-31-2003, 04:49 PM

1965 MG-B with the cloth top up. I was much more limber back then.

DEI37 · 05-31-2003, 05:56 PM

In the passenger front seat of a 1992 Olds Cutlass Supreme. That was fun.

Mutant X · 05-31-2003, 09:12 PM

1989 Nissan Sentra. It was awful, i could barely fart in it let alone try to have sex.

KeyserSoze · 05-31-2003, 10:06 PM

I got nasty in one of those kid beds that looks like a car, does that count??

Oh, and before you think it..........DON'T you sick fuk!!

Frowning Budah · 06-01-2003, 08:30 AM

Where they is a will there is a way. Keep in mind I am 6'3". I did it in the back of the old VW Bug.
A '72 Capri. We managed to break both the seat and the dashboard on that one and a '76 camaro. At one point the back seat of the Camaro was listed as a birth control device

Jolt · 06-01-2003, 11:26 AM

My college SR's '93 (?) Geo Metro Convertible (with the top up), in the parking lot of the state fairgrounds.

I'm about 5'10, she was 5'3-ish

Phaenx · 06-01-2003, 11:38 AM

I second the Geo Metro. Least it had SORT of a backseat, that was a fun night, so what if koreans either hate us for saving their ass for 50 years straight or are communists? They make hot chicks.

Spanky Johnson · 06-01-2003, 11:43 AM

That would be a 1980 Chevette, with my future wife. To this day she still blames that car for her knee problems.

gonadman · 06-01-2003, 12:41 PM

1987 toyota tercel hatchback
along with 2 suitcases and one crushed box of cookies!

Silence · 06-01-2003, 02:53 PM

I really could care less how small the car,......as long as the seats go back,......it's nothing but a good thing!............

......BEEP BEEP!! ..........

Mango · 06-01-2003, 07:44 PM

Toyota MR2

hotzot · 06-02-2003, 12:44 AM

1969 saab sonnett

miked10270 · 06-02-2003, 02:39 AM

I'm assuming the requirement is for full sex - not a BJ or HJ (just trying to visualise the poster claiming an MR2. I've also made it in an MGB, but the "most memorable" car sex was in a Trabant, in the former DDR. I was shit scared of being caught and jailed for something like "Western Capitalist Degradation of a party members daiughter". But it was worth it.

Mike.

oblar · 06-02-2003, 04:22 AM

Geo Storm.. I still have that car *sniff*

thank god the front seats lean almost completely horizontal

GoldenOuroboros · 06-02-2003, 04:51 AM

I haven't...
:'(

Daval · 06-02-2003, 04:55 AM

pontiac firebird. i'm 6'6" so it was damn hard. (no pun intended)

rockogre · 06-02-2003, 04:58 AM

The venerable 1963 VW Beetle.

Tirian · 06-02-2003, 07:01 AM

Original Austin Mini.....

Many times - tried all the seats and positions possible.
good times..... good times.....

Cynthetiq · 06-02-2003, 07:04 AM

Toyota Corolla '86... was hoping to get it on in one of those A Class Benzes when I was in Iceland.. but that didn't happen...

sweeze · 06-02-2003, 09:56 AM

haven't :-(... the miata's just too small

Bill O'Rights · 06-02-2003, 10:22 AM

Hmmm...let's see;

1.) 1973 AMC Gremlin (Yes, an actual Gremlin)
2.) 1975 VW Dasher Wagon (folded down rear seat, not that bad)
3.) 1976 Ford Courier P/U (Now that one was tricky)
4.) 1984 Ford Escort (Reclining front bucket seats)

clavus · 06-02-2003, 12:18 PM

I had sex in one of those itty bitty clown cars. Actually it was more of an orgy. We must have had 60 people in there.

Leander · 06-02-2003, 01:38 PM

The smallest for me was a 1979 Pinto 2 door. I'm 6'6 and the front seats didn't recline. About halfway through the seat back collapsed, which scared the hell out of her and she broke off my stick shift. To drive home, I had to shift with a screwdriver.

Silence · 06-02-2003, 02:35 PM

GEO Tracker was pretty cool too...........You just open up the top and stand the whole time and let her do her thing!

VirFighter · 06-02-2003, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sweeze
haven't :-(... the miata's just too small

I know exactly how you feel. Kissing is about the maximum we've accomplished thus far. When it got heavier we got out and moved to the hood

EDIT: For clarification I own a miata too.

I'm 6ft and she's about 5'8 or 5'7 or so just for reference.

I don't understand how some of you pulled off the MG sex... I mean jesus are you both midget yoga masters?

charliex · 06-03-2003, 12:34 AM

austin mini, which i'd say is smaller than a miatas cockpit.. just take the top down!

bundy · 06-03-2003, 04:22 AM

VW beetle.
in the back seat with the front seat pushed forward...
it was actually really really great sex.
we were both so deliriously horny after watching a movie, we didn't even wait for the carpark to empty.

frozenstellar · 06-03-2003, 07:24 PM

85 laser.. pretty much in the boot. was driving interstate, she started with a BJ, that wasnt enough. pulled over, put the backseats down, and practically did it in the boot. destroyed the parcel shelf in the process.

never again. next time ill just take the BJ.

05-31-2003, 09:17 AM	#1 (permalink)
Silence Upright Location: Florida	Smallest car you've had sex in? What is the smallest car you have ever had sex in?...............and there are some small ass, little cars..Me,...I would have to say an MG........How bout you? __________________ Free your mind...................get out of my way!

05-31-2003, 09:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
phredgreen who? Location: the phoenix metro	1987 dodge caravan... i'm not gonna mess around with tiny backseats. forget it. __________________ My country is the world, and my religion is to do good. - Thomas Paine

05-31-2003, 11:25 AM	#6 (permalink)
bondagegirl Muy loca en la cabeza!! Location: San Diego. Ca.	A 1967 mustang backseat!!! Oh man was that not fun... ok ok it was but just a little cramped... __________________ "Dream as if you'll live forever, Live as if you'll die today."

05-31-2003, 12:36 PM	#8 (permalink)
Liquor Dealer Super Agitator Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A	A '56 Vette at about 80 MPH. __________________ Life isn't always a bowl of cherries, sometimes it's more like a jar of Jalapenos --- what you say or do today might burn your ass tomorrow!!!

05-31-2003, 12:40 PM	#9 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	'92 VW GTI I had to have the seats cleaned the next day... fucking virgins. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

05-31-2003, 09:23 AM	#3 (permalink)
cj2112 Unbelievable Location: Grants Pass OR	1987 Dodge Colt....thank god she is only 4'11

05-31-2003, 10:36 AM	#4 (permalink)
fhqwhgads Junkie	1994 Geo Metro...in the driver's seat, cowgirl style.

05-31-2003, 10:39 AM	#5 (permalink)
mtsgsd Addict Location: Wisconsin, USA	Dodge Diplomat. Cant' remember what hear it was, but somewhere in the 70's I'd say. Not very small, but that's a good thing.

05-31-2003, 12:31 PM	#7 (permalink)
rogue49 Loser	1990 Daihatsu Charade. while driving.

05-31-2003, 12:56 PM	#10 (permalink)
Angel Naughty Just Right Location: Euphoria	Does on a motorcycle count? I guess not... but it WAS fun! There weren't very many of them and few may recall them but it was in a Subaru Brat. Those babies are TINY inside...2 bucket seats, period. Where there is a will, there IS a way. __________________ In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there was within me an invincible summer. ~Albert Camus

05-31-2003, 04:03 PM	#11 (permalink)
Mongolguy Crazy Location: My own little world. 'Cause they know me there.	1980 Honda Civic, Reverse Cowgirl. YeeHaaw!

05-31-2003, 04:15 PM	#12 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	hmmm having sex while actually driving... wow... sounds dangerous... sounds fun... ive done it in the back of a jeep grand cheerokee (my dads) and the back of my ford explorer... but both of them id lay down my back seat and we could use the area in the back like a bed... :-D good stuff... __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto Last edited by JStrider; 05-31-2003 at 04:17 PM..

05-31-2003, 04:49 PM	#13 (permalink)
G_Whiz Junkie Location: Northern California	1965 MG-B with the cloth top up. I was much more limber back then. __________________ If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

05-31-2003, 05:56 PM	#14 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	In the passenger front seat of a 1992 Olds Cutlass Supreme. That was fun. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

05-31-2003, 09:12 PM	#15 (permalink)
Mutant X Crazy Location: Miami,Fl	1989 Nissan Sentra. It was awful, i could barely fart in it let alone try to have sex.

06-01-2003, 07:44 PM	#23 (permalink)
Mango Banned	Toyota MR2

06-02-2003, 12:44 AM	#24 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	1969 saab sonnett __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

06-02-2003, 04:51 AM	#27 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	I haven't... :'( __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

06-02-2003, 04:55 AM	#28 (permalink)
Daval Junkie Location: The True North Strong and Free!	pontiac firebird. i'm 6'6" so it was damn hard. (no pun intended) __________________ "It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it." Winston Churchill

05-31-2003, 10:06 PM	#16 (permalink)
KeyserSoze Psycho Location: Lost Angeles	I got nasty in one of those kid beds that looks like a car, does that count?? Oh, and before you think it..........DON'T you sick fuk!! __________________ THERE IS NO KEYSER SOZE!!

06-01-2003, 08:30 AM	#17 (permalink)
Frowning Budah Slave of Fear	Where they is a will there is a way. Keep in mind I am 6'3". I did it in the back of the old VW Bug. A '72 Capri. We managed to break both the seat and the dashboard on that one and a '76 camaro. At one point the back seat of the Camaro was listed as a birth control device

06-01-2003, 11:26 AM	#18 (permalink)
Jolt Insane Location: Over here	My college SR's '93 (?) Geo Metro Convertible (with the top up), in the parking lot of the state fairgrounds. I'm about 5'10, she was 5'3-ish

06-01-2003, 11:38 AM	#19 (permalink)
Phaenx The Northern Ward Location: Columbus, Ohio	I second the Geo Metro. Least it had SORT of a backseat, that was a fun night, so what if koreans either hate us for saving their ass for 50 years straight or are communists? They make hot chicks. __________________ "I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy

06-01-2003, 11:43 AM	#20 (permalink)
Spanky Johnson Insane	That would be a 1980 Chevette, with my future wife. To this day she still blames that car for her knee problems.

06-01-2003, 12:41 PM	#21 (permalink)
gonadman Psycho Location: Philly	1987 toyota tercel hatchback along with 2 suitcases and one crushed box of cookies! __________________ For me there is only the traveling on paths that have heart, on any path that may have heart. There I travel, and the only worthwhile challenge is to traverse its full length. And there I travel, looking, looking, ...breathlessly. -Carlos Castaneda

06-01-2003, 02:53 PM	#22 (permalink)
Silence Upright Location: Florida	I really could care less how small the car,......as long as the seats go back,......it's nothing but a good thing!............ ......BEEP BEEP!! .......... __________________ Free your mind...................get out of my way!

06-02-2003, 02:39 AM	#25 (permalink)
miked10270 Banned Location: Scotland	I'm assuming the requirement is for full sex - not a BJ or HJ (just trying to visualise the poster claiming an MR2. I've also made it in an MGB, but the "most memorable" car sex was in a Trabant, in the former DDR. I was shit scared of being caught and jailed for something like "Western Capitalist Degradation of a party members daiughter". But it was worth it. Mike.

06-02-2003, 04:22 AM	#26 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	Geo Storm.. I still have that car sniff thank god the front seats lean almost completely horizontal __________________ "All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

06-02-2003, 04:58 AM	#29 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	The venerable 1963 VW Beetle. __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

06-02-2003, 07:01 AM	#30 (permalink)
Tirian Addict Location: Canada	Original Austin Mini..... Many times - tried all the seats and positions possible. good times..... good times.....

06-02-2003, 07:04 AM	#31 (permalink)
Cynthetiq Tilted Cat Head Administrator Location: Manhattan, NY	Toyota Corolla '86... was hoping to get it on in one of those A Class Benzes when I was in Iceland.. but that didn't happen... __________________ I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not. What's the best nation in the world? DO-NATION!

06-02-2003, 09:56 AM	#32 (permalink)
sweeze Tilted	haven't :-(... the miata's just too small

06-02-2003, 10:22 AM	#33 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	Hmmm...let's see; 1.) 1973 AMC Gremlin (Yes, an actual Gremlin) 2.) 1975 VW Dasher Wagon (folded down rear seat, not that bad) 3.) 1976 Ford Courier P/U (Now that one was tricky) 4.) 1984 Ford Escort (Reclining front bucket seats) __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

06-02-2003, 12:18 PM	#34 (permalink)
clavus pow! Location: NorCal	I had sex in one of those itty bitty clown cars. Actually it was more of an orgy. We must have had 60 people in there. __________________ Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.

06-02-2003, 01:38 PM	#35 (permalink)
Leander Crazy Location: The Land o'Toxins and Wudder	The smallest for me was a 1979 Pinto 2 door. I'm 6'6 and the front seats didn't recline. About halfway through the seat back collapsed, which scared the hell out of her and she broke off my stick shift. To drive home, I had to shift with a screwdriver. __________________ Just me and God, watching Scotty die..

06-02-2003, 02:35 PM	#36 (permalink)
Silence Upright Location: Florida	GEO Tracker was pretty cool too...........You just open up the top and stand the whole time and let her do her thing! __________________ Free your mind...................get out of my way!

06-03-2003, 12:34 AM	#38 (permalink)
charliex Junkie Location: North Hollywood	austin mini, which i'd say is smaller than a miatas cockpit.. just take the top down!

06-03-2003, 04:22 AM	#39 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	VW beetle. in the back seat with the front seat pushed forward... it was actually really really great sex. we were both so deliriously horny after watching a movie, we didn't even wait for the carpark to empty. __________________ Ohayo!!!

06-03-2003, 07:24 PM	#40 (permalink)
frozenstellar Without Wings Location: Australia	85 laser.. pretty much in the boot. was driving interstate, she started with a BJ, that wasnt enough. pulled over, put the backseats down, and practically did it in the boot. destroyed the parcel shelf in the process. never again. next time ill just take the BJ.