Drivers that stop in front of you at the red light and wouldn't move up a little bit more so you can turn right despite your effort to let them know ( right signal on,sneaking close to their bumper,sometimes blow horn....) Erogance or stupidity?????

when people fucking wear their jackets inside when they arent going anywhere and they arent cold!

also when people lean forward in their seat when watching tv like they are about to stand up

fuck them!!

To have a cellphone, and leaving it on whilst not answering it.
I mean, whats the damn point of that? I finally get my hopes up that i can reach a person and he's not even answering it.
If you have a cellphone and it's on, have it with you for christ sake,and answer it.

I absolutely hate this also.

I can't stand when people scrape their teeth against their forks while eating. Makes me want to jump across the table and shove the fork down their throat.

People who NEVER stop bragging about themselves, their belongings, or their abilities, or people who think drinking/partying is a competitive sport (ie. "I can outdrink, outtoke, and outsnort any of you!!"; let me know how that works out for you in 20 years when your liver disintegrates, your heart collapses, and you get lung cancer).

Drivers that pull out in front of you and then turn almost immediately.

There's a reason they call it "brown"...

I truly dislike self important people.

I really dislike drivers in the middle of Texas (Austin, San Antonio, Waco) they drive like morons. You get outside of these area and they drive fine.. but when you get to one of these cities there is this wall that just turns people stupid.

Oh, gawd, don't get me started on the stretch of 35 through Austin. Even the road itself is just stupidly designed. Put the thru-traffic bridges in the left two lanes, not the right two...

Furniture store commercials.
I can't stand those things!!! They're always going out of business!

people who don't return phone calls
people who don't call you when they say they will

People who reply to post but not with an answer to the question the post asks. For example: A post that says "Why do you look at porn?" and someone replying to it "I don't look at porn." If you don't look at porn, then don't go to the thread.

People that have the exact number of items as the limit in express check out lanes. Also, rich punk kids who don't have any real appreciation for anything.

People who are late, like 30-60 minutes late. I find it very disrespectful.

Something that annoys me is my dads driving. EVERY onramp he can't get over to the left lane to let the traffic on because he insists on having someone in his blindspot 100% of the time. Then instead of passing the slow ass Semi he stays behind them the whole trip. There is no such thing as a Scenic view when all you can see in front of you is huge white doors with a little sign that says How's my driving. Oh, He usually does pass the semi after a while, usually about 200 ft before the offramp we're about to take.

People who think the world owes them something.

Also, people who blatantly lie to try and impress you. You know they're lying, but you don't wanna scream it into their face.

you know what really chaps my ass?
a pop up that exclaims: "Stop Annoying Pop Ups Now..with our software"
a;oituga!@l45rq ughhh that shit just makes me furious.

also people who park in handicapped spaces with a handicapped sticker and have nothing wrong with them, who are fit enough to play football.

hate the tailgaters just as much.

Most of the Africans in my college. They are, on the most part, loud, rude, inconsiderate, stupid (or pretending to be...) and cumbersome. Almost every day one of them gets in my way somehow of another, whether it's knocking me across the road while galloping for a bus, or refusing to get off a computer I've booked, or asking me fucking stupid questions like:

"ekskooos mi, bot wear iz di Brixton Collij???"

"Erm, it's right next to you."

"Iz dat it?"

"Well, it DOES have Brixton College pasted across the front, doesn't it?!"

And they always want to go to some far off unheard of place at the tube of train station, and feel the need to take as long as they like trying to understand directions they'll never understand while there is an ever increasing queue of people waiting to buy tickets.

I'm not racist here, but I'll say this; Most Africans in the UK aren't really trying very hard to get a good reputation over here. And they sure ain't making life easier for the likes of me.

Sigh.

Other things that piss me off are 'NeighborHood Watch' pensioners;

Act One, Scene One.

Walking through my ends, on the way home.

Enter Pyrate, Carrying a bag of munch with mobile phone in hand.

Pensioner: (Peeping through curtains, dialing a number into phone) "Err, hello, I'd like to report a suspicious character. He's balck, wearing dark hooded clothes and carrying something in a carrier bag. It looks like a weapon of some kiiiiinddd. Ok, mmhmm, yes, ok, thank you, bye bye." (The returns to the cracked curtain to continue spying).

Next thing you know, a Bully Van comes outta nowhere, I am stopped by two officers who then proceed to search me. According to them there was a report of suspicious activity in the area, and, guess what, I was the suspect. And I know it was that bloody old fart who's too noset for her own bleedin' good. They all think they have the right to report every little going on to the police. They always feel the urge to intervene where their noses aren't welcome. Now, I'm not saying this is wrong, sometimes intervetion is justified when there is a genuine reason for it, but Goddamn it, if me and my bros wanna have a play rumble on the grass, then for God's sake fuck off and stop tryna tell us we're 'Gangstas' having an 'Gang fight'. Fucking stupid old farts. Too fucking nosy.

Shitty mobile phone ringtones, sandals+dry, grey Cocoa Butter deprived feet, SCHOOL GIRLS, SCHOOL CHILDREN. I could go on to rant about those last two, but I won't. I might clog the server.

:)

People who pass me, then drive slower than I was going. . .
People who don't know which cell phone ring is theirs. It's funny that even though cell phones have been around for a good amount of time now, and nearly everyone has one, no one knows if it's their phone ringing or not. It's a stupid joke that's still too true.
Fuckers who don't know the difference between THEN and THAN, EFFECT/AFFECT, ACCEPT/ECCEPT, and a few others.

Simple -- Bad driving...

people who don't pay attention to the directions they are given

drivers who insist on waiting until you are 100 feet away doing 70 mph before they pull out in front of you (one of these days me and my BRAT (Big Red Ass Truck) are gonna smoosh some crappy little economy car and I'm gonna get sued by the survivors or their families)

people who whine constantly, especially those in leadership positions

people in leadership positions who couldn't lead a lost hungry cub scout to a picnic bhasket much less lead soldiers

anyone that is unable to make a decision, right or wrong, decide and act

the list goes on and on, i guess i'm just generally dissatisfied with the human race

Another one to add to my list: People who won't SHUT THE FUCK UP during a movie.

I worked tech support. The whole human race annoys me.

Most of all, two types.

1. People who are happy, nay, PROUD that they know nothing about computers they spent THOUSANDS of dollars on, and don't really care. They look at a computer like a monkey looks at a walnut.

2. People who don't like "this computer shit. It's so stupid and fucking useless. No one needs these damn things, and we were all better off before they came along" Thank you for belittleing the one joy I have in my life. I don't knock you nailing your sister, you bumpkin.

I'm on board with "sierra2774" -- my huge pet peeve is people who can't exhibit the decency to respect other people in this world. Yeah, you have your rights, but damnit they have theirs too, and they don't have to take your shit. Be repsectful of others and it will come back to you.

What pisses you off? Why?
 

I would really like to know what ticks people off. It's just an interesting questiong that i never really get answered.

What ticks me off is stupid people. They act like a complete jerk or arse or just complain retards.. i know i'm not explaing it too well, but just thinking about it ticks me off.

I hate the asians because most of them show the "conniving little whores" trait. By that, I mean where they'll deliberatly not tell you something that could help you out, because they want you to fail so that they will look good. Also, they keep information/ideas to themselves and try to be a team player. There's also the "azn pride" thing. I mean, what the heck, so it's cool to be asian now? you have to flash signs when you come across other asians? You're in freaking america. Yes, there are other races in this particulcar country, and yours isn't all that special. STFU. So you like being associated with countries that have child labor(phillipines, china), sweat shops(phillipines, china), and human right is basically nonexistant(china, phillipines)? Do you like that the fact that the rulers have been very lucrative and slippery and caused lots of hurt? (china, japan) Yes, other countries have had some backgrounds that suck. And they do have pride. Americans have american pride. But that's okay to some extent because they LIVE IN AMERICA.

There are also the "ricers". The people with the tweaked up honda civics with a massive spoiler and a muffler that creates more sound than it actually blocks. They generally talk about how "sweet" their ride is, and really like crappy movies such as the fast and furious/ too fast too furious (although the first one was a lot better than the second one, even thought that's not saying much). Why pay the extra money for all that stuff? why not buy a good all around car like the toyota camry. i've used that as a "rally" car before. Why? because i didn't want to use the van, and it was a good fun, to pass the time. I came really close to beating some bmws.

There is also the matter of hubris. This falls into the category of being arrogant, which i can loop back to the "AZN" pride. Pride is okay, but there's a threshold. Once it's reached, i get really pissy. I can't think of anything else at the moment, since i'm at work. But i'd like to hear your thoughts.

Hmmm, must be a great burden to hate a group of people that comprise about a third of the world's population. And to have to generate that amount of hate based upon your experiences with only a few. Chances are you will be dealing with them on a daily basis for the rest of your life. Hope you can come to some peaceful terms with your feelings.

I guess bigotry and racism pisses me off the most.

yes, i deal with some almost all the time. but i'm just generalizing. there are exceptions of course... i don't hate all asians :-D

Generalization can get confused with blatant racism.

How about something most can agree with - stupid people suck. Doesn't matter about race, religion, etc.

Basically there are only two kinds of people - jerks and non-jerks. Representatives of both kinds from all races abound.

Being lied to pisses me off. One b/c I fell for it, two it totally ruins trust.

The ignorance of people pisses me off the most.

The fact that somone can raise thier kid the way they are, and not have any laws against it.

Dont get me wrong but you should go read the tfp charter a couple times. Racism and generalization are the tools of of the ignorant. Though you might know a couple asians that act the way you speak you are now using those pitiful examples to represent a beautiful race of people.

I have discovered a few things piss me off recently.

Computers that dont work piss me off.
People who steal my stuff piss me off, stop being a leech on society, you assholes.
People who tell me I have so much to offer, but dont even consider taking me up on it piss me off, you're just blowing air up my ass.
People who flake out on me piss me off, am I the only one who thinks that keeping promises (even those little ones that you say without thinking) is the most important thing you can do for someone?
People who dont get right to the point piss me off, I don't like to be buttered up.

I used to think it was a chore to get me pissed off, but recently that's changed a little.

chain letters REALLY piss me off.

people who steal piss me off. i had my car broken into a few months ago - had a lot of stuff stolen. sure i was pissed that a lot of expensive stereo equipment was stolen, but what really pissed me off was the fact that I really couldn't do shit about it. i wanted to lay my tire iron to that fucker's face, but i couldn't cuz i didn't know who it was.

ignorant people piss me off

oh and my friend's dog pisses me off

i can go on and on and on

Most of the things that piss me off boil down to two things...respect and integrity--especially at work, and this has come up recently. Working in a place with strict codes of behavior, "policy" runs most of the things we are and are not allowed to do as waiters in my restaurant. There very clear rules concerning damn near every aspect of our restaurant, all the way down to having to wear a 100% cotton, pinpoint oxford, white button down dress shirt. Anything else will get you written up and sent home for being out of uniform. Now, in a place that lays such great emphasis on "policy" and "rules," if you don't have the integrity to enforce those rules equally and fairly, across the board, you have no business being in a management position. If you don't have the integrity to not lie to your employees concerning "policy," you don't belong in a management position. If you're going to tell someone that something is "policy" then three weeks later blatantly contradict yourself as to what the "policy" is--to that person's detriment both times--you have no business having a say in anything in this life as you don't have the intelligence and integrity to be in a position where you affect others' lives. People who feel they have to lie in order to cover up their inadequacies, their playing of 'favorites' and their lack of responsibility and basic respect are what piss me off. Someone that will tell me a bald-faced lie to get me to do something, then show that they're lying a short time later apparently doesn't respect me as a person or respect my intelligence, nor do they have the integrity to tell the truth in the first place. Yea, this turned into a rant, and I said alot of it to one of the managers at work, which is why I'm currently suspended and pending termination--because I have the integrity to stick by my word and not be lied to and misused in a theoretically "professional" environment. Yet this time, like every time, if I want to keep my job, I swallow my pride, claim that I'm the one who is wrong and hopefully finish out the last four weeks of my employment there.

hmmm... was interesting to read that Azn pride thing... I have no Azn pride... I think my fellow culturemen (not countrymen because I'm born and raised american) not only act stupid but look stupid.

i usually don't think of myself as a person not a race or a religion.

pisses me off???

paying for other people to sit and be lazy dirtbags.
paying fees and surcharges for no damned apparent reason.

other than that... not much.. i try to roll with the punches and just exist.

The things that piss me off....

~ snobs based on monetary factors (please!)
~ ill-mannered and/or mean-spirited people
~ people who lie
~ bigots/racists
~ people who can't use their turn signals :p
~ people who abuse your trust
~ people who judge you without knowing you
~ cruel intentions
~ anyone who would strike a child/woman
~ mean/nasty/bitter people
~ oh...and people who don't hold doors....I hate that! :)

People that don't wear protective clothing while riding motorcycles or scooters.
People that think they know everything no matter what the subject is.
People that blame their parents for all their own problems.
People that refuse to look at something in a different way in fear of being proved wrong.
People that try to prove me wrong
*Nsync
People that leave the house wearing sweat pants that aren't going to the gym.
People that for some reason can't have a conversation unless it revolves around them.
My Father
People that buy convertables but leave the top up when it's 95 degrees.
People that ask stupid questions like, "What pisses you off?"

- Furniture store commercials
- People who should know better
- People who don't mind their own business
- Third world governments
- flying insects

Animal abuse. Makes me boil just writing that down and thinking about what it means.

"There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action."...Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Two rules we should all live by:

1. Don't Break the Law
2. Don't Be an Asshole

If everyone did those two things, there would be far less to be pissed off about

I work in a center to assist bankers with home equity application status. They get sales credit for each application they do, so they become vultures.

Sometimes I tell them their customer's apps were declined, and they don't believe me. That makes me mad sure, but what REALLY gets to me is when I transfer them to the actual loan officer, they ask him/her the same question I just answered, and say "the guy on the helpline did not know what he was talking about." Then the LO tells them the same damn thing.

AAHHH!

Plus people who launch into boring stories that have no relevance to what we're talking about.

Oh- and sitting on the behind a sweaty, haven't-showered-today guy. God that smell STINKS.

also, not the go against the TFP charter, but I want to add my support for the thread starter. The majority of bankers on the west coast are of oriental descent, and boy are they sneaky. They try to get me do sneak things through, convince me their customers are better than their credit says, and they're just bitchy.

But if you're halx, or an admin you didn't see that edit.

people who are just plain stupid and don't care to learn
people who take things for granted
people who are selfish
people who deserve to get their ass kicked but somehow never do
people who judge others on their apprearance
people who are iggnorant
people who abuse their power
people who are rich and make others who aren't feel like shit
people who want me to kiss their ass
people who don't respect me
people who take life for granted

So true. Yet it doesn't really piss me off. I would rather say that it upsets me.

Little pisses me off, but I don't like:

-Commercials
-People who require extreme attention
-People who try to sell me stuff I don't want
-People who sees in "black and white" (don't know if you americans use that expressions, if you don't I'll be glad to explain)

I'm a pretty easygoing guy, and I've never allowed anything to get me "angry", no matter how irritating or unjust it may seem. However, a few things sure come close.

- People who ride on the effort of others, without contributing anything useful of their own, especially in groupwork
- People who spread false rumors in order to get the upper hand
- People who hide behind vague concepts like "religion" and "minority", in order to snipe at those who disagree with them
- People who choose an option which benefits themselves while hurting others, even though obvious compromises exist.
- People who do something offensive "just because they can"

Sitting on the what? I hate not being able to understand what people are saying :)

Re: What pisses you off? Why?
 

YOU! You freakin' a-hole. You should know why. I can't believe you're even asking...

People who misuse the term "hacker"
Telemarketers & spammers
People who talk during the movie
Reality television
Pop up, pop under and pop over ads

I guess everything that pisses me off really can be crystallized into self-centeredness.

Anymore it seems like the world (and America in particular) is increasingly filled with a bunch of whiny, self-centered morons who feel entitled to behave how they want, say whatever they want, and do whatever they want with no fear of consequences. This translates to your road-ragers, your PC-police, fat people who want to sue McDonalds for "making" them fat, and so on.

These are the same ones who always seem to assert that it is their "right" to have a nice house and a fast car and a big-screen TV, and free health care, and someone else should make that all happen for them. You know the ones. The ones that never do anything for themselves and then cry "it's not fair" when those who do are rewarded for their efforts. They want everything given to them, but they want to give nothing.

I guess what pisses me off the most is that people just seem to have no regard for each other anymore. It's all about looking out for old #1, and anyone that gets in the way of "me getting what I want" is met with what basically amounts to the adult form of a temper tantrum.

Toby Keith pisses me off.
People who think they can judge me piss me off.
My mom pisses me off.
Foreign "delicacies" piss me off.
.........
I'd better stop.

Inaniment objects piss me off as there is no rational way of getting back at them.

Fortunately i'm not a rational person

*beats up stapler with metal ruler*


Much better...

<i>Edited by self for being unacceptable.</i>

traits which are annoying

narcissism
racism
selfishness
apathy
superficial
dishonest
hidden agendas
pretentiousness
irrational/illogical
the people who think they know it all

probably worst of all are the smily gladhands with hidden agendas types. (tool-aenema)

although everyone should try to be empathetic with one another to hopefully bridge some gaps and misunderstandings. :)

those who feel the need to take me down a notch (stop using me to make yourself feel better)
those who don't followthrough with their work (you are keeping the rest of us waiting & doing more work)
those who say one thing & mean another (tell me straight)
those who manipulate (I don't like being fucked with)
fees (don't nickel & dime me to death)

#1. Flakes.
#2. Cell phones while driving.
#3. People who don't know how to treat a dog (or any pet)

when I'm already annoyed: EVERYTHING

if not: the combination of stupid, stubborn and haughty.

Re: What pisses you off? Why?
 

People like you who make racist generalization and stereotyping.

I guess if I were to accuse you of being racist, you would vehemently deny it. I thought so... :rolleyes:

-When people cheat on their boyfriend or girlfriend. Have some integrity.

-When people gossip / spread rumors to cause others harm.

-When people lie after being confronted about some bs they pulled.

-When people who don't like themselves lash out at everyone else.

-People hating people.

-When people who do the things described above complain about the exact same things. Hipocracy.

Crybabies. Nothing bothers me more than that.

edit: Oh and and the first post in this thread pissed me off, but that post was so stupid, it's not even worth replying to..

Round #2


People that can't make their choices
People that say one thing but do another
People that are bad kissers
People that are more screwy than me
People that will never make anything out of their lives becasue at one point they decided that drinking and fucking 18yr olds was way too cool
Cowboys
People that say they drive better drunk or high or with only one eye and an arm tied behind their back
People that have lots of money but only spend it on stupid things like designer golf pants and a butler
Hippies... oh Jesus Christ do I hate those fucking people.
People that think that techno sucks because it doesn't involve playing a "real insturment"
Myself

People in general piss me off. The majority are inconsiderate and just plain rude.

people who lie or tell half truths.
people who dont care if they hurt someone else as long as they get what they want

being broke when people owe me money

my computer crashing a day after my warentty was up

i think my biggest pet peeve is when people laugh at the stupid commercials at the beginning of movies....the ones that everyone has seen a thousand times but still errupt with laughter.

Yeah I really hate it when people lie, and I know the truth. My HR guy does this all time. What really sucks is that he does it to other people at work. But we can't do anything because he is HR.

Conceit and Arrogance - Democrats and Bleeding Heart Liberals -

Phony Assed Religious Fanatics -

Back to conceit and arrogance - that covers all of the above.

*Threads merged*

I posted a quote by Goethe earlier which addresses my problems with ignorance, which ties in with a deeper-seated intolerance. I really get upset with people who talk down to me. I've been thinking about this topic a lot for the past few days and find myself coming back to this same mind-thread. Very few people know who I am, where I come from, and what my life experiences are. I share these things with those who are, in my opinion and experience, worthy of my respect. I guess what it boils down to is, if you haven't walked my walk, take a chill pill and relax; life is too short to get excited about things you know nothing about...

People who say "expecially" instead of "especially."

People who say negative things about me when I'm not around when they know in their hearts that they would be completely at a loss for words if I decided to come up to them and say "So I heard you said such and such about me"

One of my pet peeves is seeing quality music (I am talking real music like Benny Goodman, Solomon Burke, Albert King, etc) encoded with a shitty codec like MP3 at a low bitrate.

price-fixing
pop-ups
people who judge other people by the music they listen to
waiting in line
going out with no money

Too much pride and confidence. I HATE that more than probably anything else.

I also don't like grouchy women.

..wait..

Today I bought some kids doodles for a buck

and this annoys you how?

What really annoys me?
People who spam all the boards on TFP to up their post counts (especially because I have to go in and clean up their messes afterwards).

LAZY PEOPLE. The ones that when you greet them and say "What have you been doing? They say "As little as possible." Don't they realize that life can be so much more fun if they willing to put some effort in?

Bad Drivers Bad Drivers Bad Drivers!!!

adsf
 

gake ganstas piss the shit outta me.

People who dawdle at left turn lights.
The word Bitch.
People saying I'm lazy when I sleep in on my ONE DAY OFF a week (and only 'till ten, mind you).
Being late, or others being late.
Tailgaters.
Screaming children.
Children left to roam around in a public place.
Stupid, obvious questions.

people who won't try new things

Stone washed jeans

people talking on thier cell phones while they drive

people who read yearbooks while they walk

brown shoes with a black outfit and vise versa

Humanity in general pisses me off. I mean, jesus. We're always hating on each other and constantly overpopulating the planet that supports us and is probably the only one that can for 1,000,000 light years. I mean, god damn, how hard is it to put on a condom? Or take a damn pill?

Oh, and cell phones get me REALLY pissed off. I don't quite know why yet, but I blatently REFUSE to call people on their cell phones. I'll be out riding my bike, be in the middle of the boonies, get a flat, and walk home rather than call someone.

-Communists/Socialists/Democrats/Liberals/Hippies

-Political correctness

-Ricers

-Non-motivated people

-Doing ISP tech support (I'd sooner pump gas or bus tables than ever go back to answering phone calls and explaining to fucking morons how to click on the Start button)

-People who act inconsistently (i.e. they're your best friend one day, then blow you off the next, etc)

-Syncophants

There's plenty more where that came from, that's just a few off the top of my head.

that hurts me there was this one chick who was way hot. Drank to much kinda got fat so she turned to coke. She got thin alright, but it was coked out thin and really botherd me.

Drugs fuck with peoples lifes. I just can't seem to turn the other cheek to them either really kinda lame. :(

The most annoying people are the ones who are screwing up their lives (and usually a child's), but don't see what they are doing!

Also, people who drive slow in the fast lane on the freeway...

People who try to get in an elevator or subway car before letting the poeple inside leave... No manners.

Pet Peeves
 

I'm sure this topic has come up routinely throughout TFP's existance, but I just have to express my own.

I hate those decals, usually on some hick's truck, that has Calvin pissing on a Ford logo. Or a chevy logo. Or chrystler. I'm almost positive Calvin has pissed on every established logo in existance. It really pisses me off, Calvin and Hobbes is a comic classic, and the throngs of white trash that plaster their rusted out toyotas with these decals obivously have no experience with the actual comic. I doubt they even recognize the character as Calvin. I'm no expert on trailer park folk art, so maybe I'm missing something, but I can't see what the appeal is. Who started this "fad"? Is there some factory churning out imagines of Calvin pissing on everything under the sun? Can't Bill Watterson ban this practice?

I'm not the biggest fan of C&H, and I don't feel like somebody has desecrated something close to me, but even I have a little tact.

The Plumper threads on the (former) Titty Board.

"ATM Machine" and "PIN Number".

So, you're saying, Automatic Teller Machine Machine and Personal Identification Number Number?

-Mikey

When people don't do search for a thread that they already think is there:
Pet Peeves and/or General DIE BITCH!
What really annoys you?

Drivers that don't use their turn signal pisses me the FUCK OFF!! I swear that they must have a sign before you drive through Beverly Hills thats says...NO TURN SIGNALS ALLOWED!

and forces the mods to merge them all together so that there is only ONE thread. :)

i dunno if anyone has said it yet...but um..how about wedgies..after you've been workin all day and you're hot and sweaty, and your boxers/panties/whatever you got on (excluding thongs) starts to creap up and keep on creapin..and there is nothin you can do b/c you're in the middle of work...

oh my... wedgies are even worse when you're in the middle of a workout at the gym... and you want to pull it out sooooooooo badly.. but everyone is looking at you... so you leave it... and it's so annoying...

People not showing up for work with no call or notification. You plan a whole day, then it gets all screwed up, and you have to jump through hoops to make it work out.

Whoops, my other pet peeve is when I somehow miss the correct thread and create another on the same topic. My bad. :eek:

The other boards I frequent, easyboards and ign's vnboards both have horrible search features, guess I'm not used to having one that actually works. :D

People that don't use vibrate for their cellphones. Unless you are asleep and work in a capacity that requires you be available at this time (such as on-call), TURN YOUR CELLPHONE ON VIBRATE, NO ONE ELSE WANTS TO HEAR IT. Seriously. Especially if it's some stupid midi rendering of Mozart's 5th, or something similar.

People who don't indicate.
People who screw up/don't bother to do something, then get angry at you for calling them on it.
TAB callers.
People who judge your opinion by your post count.
Arrogant cocky people, who make themselves appear better at your expense.
People who are unreliable, turn up when you say you will for the love of god.

So to sum it up, the majority of the human race pisses me off.

People who don't give proper credit where credit is due.

wilfull stupidity. People who are proud of how little they know.