Lokus

At my school, someone took a shit in the soap dispenser. I don't even know how they managed it without anyone seeing. Hell, just getting it in the dispenser itself would be hard enough.

Also, when I was driving up to norcal from SD, I saw a little guy out pissing by the side of the road. He had his pants completely down too, bareassed. I should've taken a picture.

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hu-man

Yeah, us Europeans shit all over everything.
I mean, this morning I actually peed on myself to wash me. Nothing wrong with that, here. We shit in bags, too. In fact, there are no public restrooms as we don't need them! Bags are fine.

I am typing this fom the 286 computer with 2MB ram my village is sharing. Oops, gotta go. The medicine man wants to look at porn.

canuckguy

don't you wish you had your camera for that kodak moment!

my first job when i was 14 was at bi-way, a small retail chain store. I was a stock boy and some lady shit in one of the isle and i was asked to clean it up. now my job was not to clean the floors, we had other staff that did that so i said no. got fired for it, but saved my lunch i surely would have puked up if i would have to clean it.

the missus is a nurse and can't imagine the horror she has seem. we have a rule about what she'll tell me about after work. only info about co-workers, nothing that will make me gag. ewwwww.

nukeu666

few years ago an aussie girl came to live in my friend's home as a rotary exchange student
while taking a walk in the colony...she saw a little kid taking a dump in middle of the road....she fainted right there

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paulskinback

Yeah i'd understand if it was a homeless man, they just don't care if anyone sees them shit - I saw a bloke taking a shit outside the tube station where i went for a piss, and i was concerned about my public urination! (but it was late at night and theres no toilets anywhere on the tube) - obviously he didn't give a shit (pardon the pun)

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Janey

i feel so sorry for you... are u hungry? here, can I post you some food that I couldn't finish? you do have mail service right?

hu-man

Yes, we have mail. The mail airplane comes once every 6 months from The Great America - Land Of Magic. They usually just dump our letters over the village, though, as they seem to think we all have some kind of disease or something. The bags of shit might also have something to do with it.

so if you send something, make sure it's not about to expire (actually never mind that, we eat anything here. Even rotten food.) And make sure it doesn't break when dropped from high altitudes.

KinkyKiwi

lol @ hu-man..your funny!

oh and this thread made me crack up thanks you guys

(ps i've seen random guys peeing against buildings in manhattan..more then once..and one time in vietnam i did see a woman in a long dress just hike it up and go on some grass...shiver..ewww...)

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pocon1

Hu-man, thanks for the laugh, one of the few times I have laughed out loud at my computer by myself.

Thought you all might like this book.