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Ramega 11-12-2004 06:57 PM

Who's on your Top 5?
 
OK I searched for this and I didn't find it, so here we go.

Amongst all my friends we have a Top 5, which is five famous people you can sleep with if you get the chance and there will be no repercussions from your S.O. Obviously the odds are infinitessimally small so that's part of the fun.

Anyway, my Top 5 has suffered for some years now (I'm 32). When I was younger it was easy to make the list, but as I get older it seems to get harder.

But here they are (in no particular order):

1. Jennifer Connelly - been in love with her for ages
2. Kate Beckinsale - relative newcomer to my Top 5 but REALLY hot
3. Naomi Watts - two words: Mulholland Drive, nuff said
4. Salma Hayek - anyone catch her on Conan the other night? woof
5. Christina Aguilera - why Christina? Because it would be like walking on the moon. Sure, you weren't the <i>first</i> guy to walk on the moon, but you were on the fucking <i>moon</i>!!!

So c'mon, cough up your Top 5.

tecoyah 11-12-2004 07:02 PM

My wife only gives me one, and even then only if I share.

Angelina jolie

Jimellow 11-12-2004 07:06 PM

  • 1) Lucy Liu
    2) Natasha Henstridge
    3) The goth girl in The Hot Chick
    4) Jennifer Aniston
    5) Demi Moore

I'm impressed by ladies that can stay attractive as they get older. I think it's much easier to be beautiful when a girl is aged 18-24. However, those ladies that can still look fine at 30 and beyond are truly impressive to me; and they make up the majority of my list. The goth chick in The Hot Chick is young, but she's quite fine; one of the finest IMO.

Stiltzkin 11-12-2004 08:03 PM

Hmm... well the list always varies. Also, I don't have a significant other, so no reprecussions here! :thumbsup:

But #1 on my list is and always will be

1.) Angelina Jolie
Then, Kristin Kreuk is usually #2, but not always.
Just add random hotness at #3 and beyond, for example:
3.) Mandy Moore
4.) Katherine Zeta Jones
5.) Adriana Lima

tspikes51 11-14-2004 07:47 PM

1) Melissa Joan Hart. Don't ask me why, she is just really attractive to me.
2) Jennifer Anniston.
3) Christina Aguilera before she went skanky.
4) Christine Brinkley in the 80's
5) Britney Spears or Katie Holmes

hockeeguy19 11-14-2004 08:08 PM

1. Keara Knightly.. the accent just puts her over the edge
2. Kate Beckinsale.. she's english
3. Elizabeth Hurly.. im a man who loves accents
4. Jennifer Aniston
5. Last but not least Brooke Burns

bundy 11-14-2004 08:18 PM

well... hard to pin down 5 exactly...
Aya Matsuura
Natsumi Abe
Lucy Liu
Natasha Yi
Utada Hikaru

Irishsean 11-14-2004 08:26 PM

Why would I want to sleep with a celebrity? Most of the attractive ones seem to sleep around a lot, change partners at the drop of a hat, and thats not cool. Besides, I don't love any of them, huge turnoff. Until my SO gets her big record contract, I won't have a list.

JustDisGuy 11-14-2004 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irishsean
Why would I want to sleep with a celebrity? Most of the attractive ones seem to sleep around a lot, change partners at the drop of a hat, and thats not cool. Besides, I don't love any of them, huge turnoff. Until my SO gets her big record contract, I won't have a list.

LOL - she was watching you type that, wasn't she? Just kidding of course. It's refreshing to hear from someone who's happy with the situation they're in.

Rather than necessarily saying that these five women are women I'd sleep with, these are the five most beautiful celebrity women I can think of (SO's aside):

1. Erin Grindemyr
2. Alyssa Milano
3. Mandy Moore
4. Lexa Doig
5. Tara Reid

I should note that I do know at least a couple of women that are at least as beautiful as these celebs, but their names wouldn't mean much to anyone else reading this...

wolfpack0102 11-14-2004 09:58 PM

Heather Locklear
Jenna Jameson
Ashley Olsen
Carmen Electra
Pamela Anderson (pre-Hep C)

pimpercrobian 11-14-2004 10:42 PM

So many and i can only list 5...? ok ok here goes.

1) Linsey Lohan
2) Angelina jolie
3) Jenna Jameson
4) Britney Spears
5) Jessica Simpson

blahblah454 11-15-2004 12:07 AM

Here is 5 in no order

Jessica Biel
Lindsay Lohan
Kiera Knightly
Kate Bekinsdale
Jackie off of that 70's show

I think I spelled almost every one of their names wrong but you guys should still be able to figure it out

Echodork 11-15-2004 12:36 AM

Alicia Witt
Lindsay Lohan
Tara Reid (before she dated Carson and started looking like a heroin addict)
Caroline Corr (drummer for The Corrs)
Laura Prepon

MikeyChalupa 11-15-2004 05:13 AM

1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Monica Potter
3. Tara Reid
4. Cindy Crawford
5. Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen

-Mikey

ARTelevision 11-15-2004 05:16 AM

Is this a topic for discussion?

I'll address it as if it is. I've never had such a list. I don't see the people who are cast before me as if they were pearls as pearls at all. I see them more as fictional non-entities.

Lockjaw 11-15-2004 05:27 AM

5) Selma Hayek
4) Tyra Banks
3) Natalie Raitano
2) Rosario Dawson
1) Eva Mendes

Pics to be added later just in case nobody knows who they are.

Bill O'Rights 11-15-2004 06:29 AM

Are you sure we haven't done this before?
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...ght=%28NSFW%29
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...ighlight=celeb
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...&highlight=fhm
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...ht=celebrities
:D

Oh well, in any event, here's my list as follows:

1.) Alyson Hannigan. (duh :rolleyes: )
2.) Jodie Foster
3.) Helen Hunt (or her clone, Leelee Sobieski)
4.) Kirsten Dunst
5.) Janeane Garofalo

FaderMonkey 11-15-2004 06:44 AM

1- Jennifer Connelly
2- Monica Bellucci
3- Jessica Alba
4- Angelina Jolie
5- Lucy Liu

Glory's Sun 11-15-2004 06:56 AM

hmm let's see just 5 eh?

ok well

1. Jennifer Connelly (can you say Ass to Ass?) :p
2. Kate Beckinsdale
3. Charlize Theron
4. Kobe Tai
5. Tera Patrick (pre-boob job)

astrahl 11-15-2004 07:05 AM

I don't believe I saw another hetero female reply to the top five yet, so here it goes:

I would sleep with Morten Harket 5 times.

braisler 11-15-2004 09:23 AM

I've got to agree with ARTelevision and Irishsean, celebrities just don't do it for me. Sure there are some pretty looking people out there in show business, but I would think that you should rather focus on the attainable beauties all around you. Not that I am detracting from the other posters in the thread at all. I understand that it was meant in a light-hearted way, like a fantasy of "you know you can't, but who would you." For me, I'll enjoy everything about the woman than I do have! :)

Ramega 11-15-2004 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ARTelevision
Is this a topic for discussion?

I'll address it as if it is. I've never had such a list. I don't see the people who are cast before me as if they were pearls as pearls at all. I see them more as fictional non-entities.

Yeah, but would you fuck 'em?

unregistered092 11-16-2004 08:49 AM

1)Milla Jovovich
2)Angelina Jolie
3)Heather Locklear
4)Jennifer Connely
5)Julie Cooper from "the o.c"

the order seems correct as well. bonus.
mmmmmmmmmm

eagle1 11-16-2004 09:30 AM

1) Demi Moore
2) Catherine Zeta-Jones
3) Shania Twain
4) Alyssa Milano
5) Elizabeth Hurley

All brunettes.

bendsley 11-16-2004 09:35 AM

1) Elisha Cuthbert
2) Elizabeth Hurley
3) Catherine Zeta-Jones
4) Jessica Alba
5) Alyson Hannigan

bookerV 11-16-2004 10:10 AM

Angelina Jolie
Kate Beckinsale
Keira Knightly
Jessica Alba
Jennifer Love Hewitt

wolfpack0102 03-15-2005 03:00 AM

Revised:
Michelle Trachtenberg (SP - Eurotrip, Buffy)
Heather locklear
Lindsay Lohan
Maria Sharapova
Liza Huber

03-15-2005 04:47 AM

So how come there's no female-Male lists .I thought fantasy was meant to be a big thing for us girls.

Mine are off the top of my head...

Mike Shinoda (Linkin Park)
John Cusack ( had a teenage crush on him and its still there)
James Caviezel ( beautiful eyes)
James Marsters(Spike in Buffy)
Jack Black( i find him sexy as well as very funny)

fatbob 03-15-2005 05:41 AM

congrats lin for being the first male-fancier to post!
i can honestly that i can't think of five celebs that i would...perhaps...angelina jolie...but then no she'd be too anoying/scary...
i fancy women in the street more...if i could be allowed 5 types of women then i reckon i could compile some sort of list!

lurkette 03-15-2005 06:03 AM

I don't have a top 5. I think most celebrities are probably shorter in person and have bad skin. That said, I would't kick Maggie Gyllenhall out of bed for eating crackers.

Frankly ratbastid could sleep with whomever he wanted - celebrity or otherwise - as long as he got my permission first, and, in certain cases (Maggie Gyllenhall), as long as he shared.

I also don't believe the "no repercussions" thing. There are always repercussions. There are just some you handle well and some you don't.

warrrreagl 03-15-2005 06:24 AM

I'm down with ART and a few others. If any of you had ever seen my wife and I together, you'd understand the confusion (and pity) I feel for the need of a list like this.

Redlemon 03-15-2005 06:27 AM

I was on vacation in Jamaica, and chatting with some cool people (we were on the nude beach, which makes conversation much easier). For some reason, this topic came up. One woman had Steven Seagal as her guy. Two days later, he showed up at the resort. I have never seen anyone so flustered and paniced, it was hilarious. She couldn't even get within 50 feet of him, she was so nervous.

(I don't have a list.)

Chamaeleontidae 03-15-2005 07:00 AM

Quote:

and there will be no repercussions from your S.O.
Unless I could have sex while dead, there is no one I could sleep with that would not end with me being dead. I'm guessing that would qualify as a "repercussion".

Eight 03-15-2005 07:35 AM

1 Angelina jolie
2 Keira Knightly
3 Liv Tyler
4 Rachel Weisz
5 Krystal Steal (sp)

Not sure if the miss's will agree, lol :)

BigBen 03-15-2005 09:01 AM

1. Queen Elizabeth II
2. Oprah
3. Martha Stewart
4. Laura Bush
5. Barbra Walters

Hey, imagine the book deal that I could make with a list like that?

Who needs hot celebrities when you can have the POWERFUL ONES? Just imagine...

Zephyr66 03-15-2005 09:14 AM

1.Lindsey Lohan
2.Lucy Liu
3.Angelina Jolie
4.Drew Barrymore
5.Lindsey Lohan again, just for measure.

Gilda 03-15-2005 09:24 AM

1. Grace Park
2. Linda Park
3. Yunjin Kim
4. Zhang Ziyi
5. Aishwarya Rai

Zeraph 03-15-2005 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redlemon
I was on vacation in Jamaica, and chatting with some cool people (we were on the nude beach, which makes conversation much easier). For some reason, this topic came up. One woman had Steven Seagal as her guy. Two days later, he showed up at the resort. I have never seen anyone so flustered and paniced, it was hilarious. She couldn't even get within 50 feet of him, she was so nervous.

(I don't have a list.)

That's great!
:lol: :lol:

(I don't have a list either.)

snowy 03-15-2005 10:10 AM

I'm single at the moment, so it's not hard for me to come up with a list.

1. Alan Rickman
2. Colin Firth
3. Viggo Mortensen
4. Matt Bellamy
5. Billy Boyd

Honestly, I think 5 is too few...and those aren't set...that's right off the top of my head.

hambone 03-15-2005 10:14 AM

not that I ever would.....but

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Angelina Jolie
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Angelina Jolie

ShaniFaye 03-15-2005 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onesnowyowl
I'm single at the moment, so it's not hard for me to come up with a list.

1. Alan Rickman
2. Colin Firth
3. Viggo Mortensen
4. Matt Bellamy
5. Billy Boyd

Honestly, I think 5 is too few...and those aren't set...that's right off the top of my head.


I'll take the first 3 on your list and replace 4 and 5 with

4. Christopher Lambert
5. Liam Neeson

pocon1 03-15-2005 10:34 AM

Top five, I don't know, but here are a few:

1. The girl from Braveheart, (Mel's wife in the movie who was killed). The way she came to him through the woods was intense, when he was dreaming of her.
2. Milla Jovavich, particularly from The Fifth Element or The Messenger.
3. Liv Tyler, and she can wear her glasses.
one more for good measure, Michelle yeoh from Crouching tiger, Hidden Dragon. The way she carried herself and the way she looked at chow-yun fat was beautiful.

For Kink I'll take Aunt Peg in her prime.

MageB420666 03-15-2005 10:40 AM

I don't really have a "list", but I can make one off the top of my head:

Alyson Hannigan
Halle Berry
Jennifer Anniston
Kathy Bates (Don't ask me why, I don't know either)
Anna Paquin (Rogue from the X-men movies)

lordpoopshank 03-15-2005 11:06 AM

Anna Kournikova
Veronica Verikova
Lindsey Lohan
Vida Guerra
Any girl from the talk or game shows on the Spanish Channel

mr_camo 03-16-2005 10:35 AM

1.Olsen twins -- count as 1 right? :D
2.Tara Reid
3.Angelina Jolie
4.Katherine Zeta Jones
5.Natasha Bedingfield

jondotg 03-16-2005 02:39 PM

1) Natalie Portman
2) Alyssa Milano
3) Michelle Trachtenberg
4) Liv Tyler
5) Kristen Kruek

Blackthorn 03-16-2005 07:37 PM

maleficent if she can ever make herself available in the great state of Ohio...ya know...the heart of it all!! :D

SaltPork 03-16-2005 08:06 PM

Ten years ago, I would have had a list....hell, five years ago I would have had a list. I don't have a need to dream like this, either that or it's been driven from me in some sort of exorcism ritual that I have no recollection of. Either way, I am listless...heh...I will add this, though, some of the lists from the guys are thought provoking, and I'm not too surprised that this thread is dominated by the men...we're such animals....it's good to be a man, eh?

maleficent 03-16-2005 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SaltPork
we're such animals....it's good to be a man, eh??

and we wouldn't want you any other way... :D

Well -- most of the time anyhow.

SaltPork 03-16-2005 08:10 PM

Now that that's over with:

1. Elizabeth Hurley
2. Helen Hunt
3. Heather Graham
4. Shania Twain
5. Maria Sharapova

In that order.

d*d 03-17-2005 03:14 AM

Who do celebrities put on their top 5? bet it's not me that's for sure. I always think think these lists are a bit banal, I don't have any celeberity fantasies. People who claim to be in love with someone on their top five, don't be stupid you have no idea who these people are

meembo 03-17-2005 11:59 AM

Halle Barry
Grace Kelly in "Rear Window" -- old school, but check it out. Wow.
Salma Hayek
Elle McPherson

All pure visual lust. I have no idea about any of them as individuals.

Nobody else comes to mind

ironmaiden7o7 03-17-2005 12:07 PM

My top 5 would be:

1. Jennifer Lopez
2. Adriana Lima
3. David Beckham
4. Salman Khan
5. Arjun Rampal

:icare:

skysooner 03-17-2005 12:34 PM

Not in any particular order

Salma Hayek
Natalie Portman
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jessica Alba
Denise Richards

Painted 03-17-2005 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d*d
Who do celebrities put on their top 5? bet it's not me that's for sure. I always think think these lists are a bit banal, I don't have any celeberity fantasies. People who claim to be in love with someone on their top five, don't be stupid you have no idea who these people are

I agree with this guy, except I would like to fuck the woman who plays Caitlin in the movie Clerks. And she's not a celebrity (I think she's been in one or two movies after she debuted with Clerks)

RogueHunter65 03-17-2005 05:21 PM

Angelina jolie
Alyson Hannigan
Angie Everhart
The Olsen Twins (they count as one right)
Jennifer Love Hewitt

There it is!

fulltiltgonzo 03-17-2005 06:02 PM

1. Jennifer Anniston
2. Vida Guerra
3. Uma Thurman
4. Tabitha Stevens
5t. Fergie
5t. Jennifer Love Hewitt


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